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Clips from Family Guy - Peterotica (S04E04)

"- So these people live here? - No, this is a bus."
Family Guy
"People ride it to get places that they need to go."
Family Guy
"You look familiar."
Family Guy
"I was your gardener for 12 years."
Family Guy
"Oh. You look different without my lawn under you."
Family Guy
"I don't take the lawn with me when I go."
Family Guy
"Trust me. It makes it that much more special"
Family Guy
"Coming this March,"
Family Guy
"Oh, no. These ants are ruining our picnic."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, what you showed me today was just awful."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I really don't see what's so great about being a regular person."
Family Guy
"The bus smells like crap, the movie theater is sticky,"
Family Guy
"and Renee Zellweger should only be the cute friend at best."
Family Guy
"but maybe being a regular person does suck."
Family Guy
"My God. Is this what my whole life is destined to be?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. But what?"
Family Guy
"Carter, hand me my thinking grenades."
Family Guy
"Carter, I'm thinking."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! He's dead!"
Family Guy
"That might work."
Family Guy
"I got it!"
Family Guy
"Now you're talking my language."
Family Guy
"All right, then, let's do it!"
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm Betty White."
Family Guy
"I just got a subpoena regarding an erotic novel,"
Family Guy
"and I'm looking for the son of a bitch responsible."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, how are we gonna do this? How are we gonna get rich?"
Family Guy
"I'll distract Lois while you steal money from her purse."
Family Guy
"Lois, look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"
Family Guy
"Cacaw! I've got her wallet! Cacaw!"
Family Guy
"Look at the unicycle."
Family Guy
"Well, she's got $10 in here."
Family Guy
"So we're a little in the red right now."
Family Guy
"Fantastic."
Family Guy
"All I know is there's a lot of money to be made"
Family Guy
"And we're gonna get our share."
Family Guy
"Come on, Joey. I wanna be with you."
Family Guy
"Dawson, I'm just not ready to give up my virginity."
Family Guy
"- Come on. - No!"
Family Guy
"I promised myself that I'd save it for the man that I marry."
Family Guy
"Come on. That's stupid."
Family Guy
"- I'm just not comfortable, you know? - Well, I don't..."
Family Guy
"This is, like, the '90s, man."
Family Guy
"- Come on. - No! I just..."
Family Guy
"I don't want to! All right? I don't want to right now!"
Family Guy
"I told you I'm not comfortable."
Family Guy
"- You know? - I do respect. I totally respect it."
Family Guy
"That just makes me want you more, you know?"
Family Guy
"Come on, man. Let's just... Let's just go nuts. Let's just..."
Family Guy
"God, I'm sorry, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
Family Guy
"I don't want to do this anymore, all right?"
Family Guy
"You know what? You went too far."
Family Guy
"- What? - You went too far."
Family Guy
"I mean, he's that kind of..."
Family Guy
"You know what? It's just weird, man."
Family Guy
"All right? Just get off it."
Family Guy
"Let's just do something else to make money."
Family Guy
"You can't vault inside the living room. You're gonna get hurt."
Family Guy
"Yeah. I'll get hurt right onto a Wheaties box."
Family Guy
"I don't see that happening."
Family Guy
"Yeah? Who cares what you say?"
Family Guy
"You're a dog. You can't see colors."
Family Guy
"Which means you can't see the colors of the American flag."
Family Guy
"Commie."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Somebody!"
Family Guy
"- Got it! We'll rob a train. - Love it."
Family Guy
"Hey, where the hell is everybody?"
Family Guy
"Nobody rides the train anymore."
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Well, you could take my wallet."
Family Guy
"I'll probably just cancel it before you can use it. So..."
Family Guy
"Give me that hole punch!"
Family Guy
"Is this your hole punch or the train company's?"
Family Guy
"I got to pay for that."
Family Guy
"That comes out of my paycheck if you take it."
Family Guy
"- Oh, good. Thank you. Thank you, that's... - Yeah. Yeah."
Family Guy
"You know, you can't..."
Family Guy
"You know, I don't have control, you know, over that."
Family Guy
"- Oh. - That's the engineer who does that stuff."
Family Guy
"Well, how much are our tickets?"
Family Guy
"Well, for this, this is a first-class cabin."
Family Guy
"You know what? That's fine. Just give me two coach tickets."
Family Guy
"All right, thank you."
Family Guy
"Oh, wow! We should go. Do you want to..."
Family Guy
"Peter, could I speak to you over by the door?"
Family Guy
"Good as new."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on!"
Family Guy
"I give up."
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"A fate worse than death."
Family Guy
"In the time we've spent together, I've learned something."
Family Guy
"Oh, Carter, darling!"
Family Guy
"Babs, sweetheart!"
Family Guy
"I divorced Ted Turner and took half his money."
Family Guy
"We own half of CNN."
Family Guy
"- And TNT. - Neat!"
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"- All right, buddy, we did it! We're rich! - "We"?"
Family Guy
"Go to hell, you fat peasant!"
Family Guy
"Crap!"
Family Guy
"because money just complicates everything."
Family Guy
"We don't need money because we have each other."
Family Guy
"And we have that kind of happiness, Peter."
Family Guy
"Real happiness because we have each other."
Family Guy
"of this and it's not sexy at all."
Family Guy
""Yeah, a robot. Awesome. ""
Family Guy
"If this works out, I could make more money"
Family Guy
"So, computer, what are you thinking about right now?"
Family Guy
"What do you want, homo?"
Family Guy
"Hey, give me one of those."
Family Guy
"and I haven't looked back."
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"Griffin."
Family Guy
"- What you got there? - Oh, this? It's a gun."
Family Guy
"You shouldn't be embarrassed"
Family Guy
"and now he's offering to help you."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm Julia Roberts."
Family Guy
"Me!"
Family Guy
"And did you remember to clean up afterwards?"
Family Guy
"Hey, wait a minute. You already have a dog."
Family Guy
"We'll miss you."
Family Guy
"No, no! Didn't you just hear the announcers?"
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