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Clips from Frasier - Call Me Irresponsible (S01E01)

"and show you why it's the best-engineered chair in the world!"
Frasier
"- Why don't you, then? - I told you, I can't!"
Frasier
"Oh! And nothing I can say will change your mind?"
Frasier
"First you screw things up with Marco and now you're dumping me!"
Frasier
"sweat dripping down your back, neighbours pounding on the walls."
Frasier
"But, hey. You're OK. You won't be alone tonight."
Frasier
"Oh!"
Frasier
"How I envy you, Eddie. The biggest questions you face are:"
Frasier
""Who's going to walk me? Who's going to feed me?""
Frasier
"I won't know that kind of joy for another 40 years."
Frasier
"♪ Baby, I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ Maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe, but I got you pegged!"
Frasier
"Good night, Seattle, we love you!"
Frasier
"'Yeah, the leaves were off the trees and...'"
Frasier
"Oh, they're all Marcos."
Frasier
"Where is Frasier? I could use help."
Frasier
"- He lived to be 93. - Really?"
Frasier
"Good, you're up. Now we can get this picture taken."
Frasier
"Oh, right."
Frasier
"But if you don't, it'll look stupid!"
Frasier
"I am telling you."
Frasier
"15 seconds, gents."
Frasier
"That's it for today. This is Dr Frasier Crane saying,"
Frasier
"Hey, there's a fan in the hall who'd like your autograph."
Frasier
"Oh, God, save me from my adoring fans."
Frasier
"Don't...don't cry."
Frasier
"Plain or peanut?"
Frasier
"Oh, boy... Why are relationships always so hard?"
Frasier
"I'll dispense with the usual adolescent teasing."
Frasier
"Well, frankly, I don't care about your conscience."
Frasier
"I don't need your approval. I don't need you for anything."
Frasier
"I've got news for you,"
Frasier
"'No, it was too dark. I think I made a big mistake, Doc."
Frasier
"I'm in love, and I don't care."
Frasier
"- What does your stomach say? - My stomach?"
Frasier
"we left a gruesome trail back to the tree house that day."
Frasier
"My head, my heart, my gastrointestinal system, all shout,"
Frasier
"Easy? This is killing me!"
Frasier
"Well, thank you, Dr Crane!"
Frasier
"People, turn off your damn radios!"
Frasier
"- 'Yeah?' - Yeah! Thank you for your call."
Frasier
"I'm Marco's girlfriend... Excuse me, ex-girlfriend, thanks to you."
Frasier
"- No, but Marco told me what you said. - Oh, he did, did he?"
Frasier
"- Thank you. You want one? - Uh, no, thanks. Have a seat."
Frasier
"is the ultimate expression of our humanity."
Frasier
"Did you, er, get a good look at the guy?"
Frasier
"What?"
Frasier
"That's why we don't get involved with our patients. Or their girlfriends."
Frasier
"Illegal in 48 states kind of sex!"
Frasier
"and actually lived happily ever after."
Frasier
"No problem."
Frasier
"- Yeah? - Oh, yeah."
Frasier
"- I told him not to. - So?"
Frasier
"And it was going to be hot."
Frasier
"Well, the, uh...dishes are done."
Frasier
"Hello, Hank, I'm listening."
Frasier
"I won't be outperformed by a Barcalounger."
Frasier
"Can you tell me that your advice to Marco"
Frasier
"I even turn on the TV at home"
Frasier
"I'm sorry I had to tell you, but at least now you know the truth."
Frasier
"Thank you, Roz."
Frasier
"Catherine is mine now. I'm in and Marco's out."
Frasier
"was based on his best interests, and not on your own?"
Frasier
"It's... It's not you, it's me."
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again ♪"
Frasier
"Yes, soon!"
Frasier
"Excuse me, excuse me. Exactly how long have I been asleep?"
Frasier
"- But they're not! - No!"
Frasier
"Is that what you'll be doing tonight?"
Frasier
"Marco is not a patient, he's a caller. There's a huge difference."
Frasier
"- We are talking about...? - Of course we are!"
Frasier
"Yes, a patient of mine got me a huge break on a lease."
Frasier
"Oh, damn, it wasn't the fish!"
Frasier
"- Her name is Catherine. - How long have you known her?"
Frasier
"- It makes me nuts. - What makes you think that?"
Frasier
"We'll be right back after these messages."
Frasier
""Somebody better comes along!" Marco, do you hear yourself?"
Frasier
"Hey, Roz, you've been around the block a few times."
Frasier
"M & M's?"
Frasier
"I had a lot invested in it."
Frasier
"Maybe I will have one of those M & M's."
Frasier
"I heard of a documented case where a man and a woman met, got along,"
Frasier
"- You're kidding. - No. Her boyfriend called the show."
Frasier
"But lucky for you, we still have Marco on line two."
Frasier
"I see."
Frasier
"But I didn't mind, really. Gave me a chance to listen to your show."
Frasier
"There's an excitement about this. I... I feel tingly."
Frasier
"Oh, stop, stop!"
Frasier
"Mm..."
Frasier
"Maybe I told him that not because it was good for him but good for me."
Frasier
"I'm sorry."
Frasier
"No, you've got your ethics!"
Frasier
"God, and to think I was going to have sex with you!"
Frasier
"♪ Quite stylish"
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what do with those Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier