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Clips from 30 Rock - Corporate Crush (S01E01)

"- Right here? Here? - Other side?"
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"Oh, that movie was a complete waste of time."
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"Oh, hell, no!"
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"That's awesome, Liz."
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"- Thanks, Frank. - You're welcome."
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"- Don. - Jack, you old dog, how are ya?"
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"- I'm good, sir. - Course you are."
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"Look at those eyes... sharp like a panther's."
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"Thank you. Would you like to sit down?"
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"Thank you. That means the world coming from you."
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"I mean... you're in the rough, Jack."
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"You ever think about getting remarried?"
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"Think about that."
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"Thank you for agreeing to meet with me. Would you like some grenadine or fried rice?"
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"I'm good. Thanks."
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"A movie version of "The Jeffersons"'? I love it."
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"And Sally Hemings and King George."
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"So we gonna need about $35 million to do this thing right."
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"Poop!"
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"It makes me feel unsafe, like when my mom used to make daiquiris"
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"Jack goes to Sbarro when he's angry, the New York Stock Exchange when he's horny,"
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"He said he needs you immediately."
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"but... here we are."
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"Mr Donaghy. You probably don't remember me."
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"I'm Phoebe."
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"I really do like these equestrian paintings."
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"Isn't that magnificent?"
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"strong, free..."
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"You know, I'm really sorry that I let you down."
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"You should be. My special was a disaster."
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"with your work sneakers and your left-handedness."
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"- I can't do what you do. - I know. I dropped the ball."
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"But I was just trying to do what you said and have a personal life."
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"I'd like to meet the man that made Liz Lemon shirk her responsibilities."
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"Well, that doesn't even make sense."
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"I want to be taken seriously. What should I do?"
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"Well, remember when Fat Bitch called all her dog friends together,"
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"and they used their high-pitched howling to mess..."
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"Home. I got to go get ready for a dinner with Jack."
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"- I've read his book like 20 times. - Jack wrote a book?"
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"Hi, Jack. This is Floyd."
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"- It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. - Well, you're Floyd."
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"was this Korean barber who used to cut my hair"
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"Sorry. I'm just nervous to meet the head"
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"of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming."
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"Mr Donaghy, with all due respect to Mr Geiss,"
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"is in large part your doing."
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"was the imagination breakthrough of 1995."
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"One sec, Liz, one sec. And on a personal note, sir,"
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"Lemon, I want to kiss your boyfriend on the mouth."
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"- What are you drinking? - Club soda."
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"Freddie is playing the pan of Thomas Jefferson's horse, Caractacus."
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"Jack, Tracy put a horse in my office."
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"Oh, sorry. I don't shake hands."
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"I have avian bone syndrome."
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"- Oh, boy, OK. - Hollow bones."
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"I called him earlier. We had a nice chat. Did he mention that?"
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"- He's a good man, the Floydster. - Oh, the Floydster."
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"Yo, Tra, we got a problem."
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"- Speakest. - That horse ate your wig."
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"Or we could probably just go get a new wig."
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"Yeah, yeah. No, it's very nice."
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"Hey. What are you doing here, Jack?"
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"- Why don't you join us? - Will that be OK?"
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"Yeah. You like that?"
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"It's got pockets. Are you into that?"
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"Ooh, what's this? A used Kleenex."
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"Oh. I feel like I'm in a rap video."
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"- Hey, it's Jack. - Jack? What does he want?"
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"He's just saying "hi." Oh, he wants to meet at that diner on 71 st."
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"He says, "Good night.""
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"- it's Jack. - Don't answer it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"but someone pretended not to be home."
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"Mr Jefferson, the British have invaded."
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"I'm gonna have to get back to you on that."
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"So, I board, and I sit next to Don Geiss. And I want to make a good impression,"
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"- You're gonna love this story. - You told me already."
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"We're on our way to Tokyo and the cabin pressure drops."
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"I don't give a damn about the masks."
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"That's great."
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"I'm gonna get more crab cakes. Liz, you want anything?"
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"- Excuse me? - It's really quite simple."
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"Lemon, are you telling me to stay away from your boyfriend?"
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"Not that I blame you, because I could take him away from you if I wanted to."
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"This is my life, Jack. I know you're in a bad spot right now,"
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"Get your own Floyd, because this one is taken."
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"Oh, outstanding. Thank you."
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"Look, Thomas Jefferson made his own country."
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"Yes, so am I."
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"that you might enjoy."
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"I'll need to take you back to the private office."
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"This piece is very delicate."
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"Very few people have handled it."
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"Oh, God, I hope we're talking about the same thing."
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"May I speak with you?"
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"- Yeah, sure. - Good."
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"Wait. What?"
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"- What's wrong with you? - What?"
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"Your face... it's like you're happy or something."
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"He just gets me."
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"Oh, I think you got a little something."
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"- Up a little. - In that area?"
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"You got it."
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"I thought it was moving..."
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"my bowels."
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"So, if you ever need someone to come over and videotape you guys doing it"
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"No judgments."
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"I can't. I took my grandkids snorkelling at St. Barts,"
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"got stung by a jellyfish."
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"I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious apple."
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"- I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. - Yeah, well, Jack,"
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"you really terrified the people with that fireworks special of yours."
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"Well, we were trying for something dramatic, and I don't regret trying."
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"Well, you got to try. As my old man always said, "if you try, you win.""
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"But I'm taking the Microwave Division away from you."
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"You got to get back on the fairway."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Well... Well, I just got divorced, sir."
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"His wife looks just like Walter Matthau,"
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