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Clips from The Simpsons - Homerazzi (S18E18)

"If I wanted..."
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"It's gone."
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"That family album was a record of my accomplishments."
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"It's like what a resume is for a man."
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"I agree, Mom,it's very sad."
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"But we'll have to move on."
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"It's not like we can restage all our family photos."
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"Lisa, you fool."
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"for Star Trek: Voyager."
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"Oh, Captain Janeway!"
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"Your mission ended too soon."
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"Too soon."
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"That's why I got duplicates."
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"Restaged Precious Memories."
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"Bart looks so cute as a mighty oak in the school play."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"in a stable, long-term gay relationship."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, it's just about what we need to pay for our fire damage."
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"Like Lindsay Lohan looking drunk, high and bony."
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"Click, click, career over,see ya in the gutter, freckles!"
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"Homer, I'll pay you 200 bucks."
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"Bring me more snaps like this,"
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"and I'll make you a moderately wealthy man."
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"Moderately wealthy?"
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"I can rent anything I want!"
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"That's quite an offer."
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"Can I discuss it with my wife?"
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"Look, there's his chauffeur-driven Town Car."
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"Jerks like you ought to be shot!"
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"Krusty!"
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"Get lost,ya parasite."
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"How about you, Gabbo?"
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"Okay, how about an autograph for my kids?"
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"Well, when you put it that way..."
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"all the celebrities shop at."
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"Look at this place."
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"Imported beer?"
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"Seedless grapes?"
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"Chewing gum?"
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"The clown on this cereal box is just a person."
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"and his daughter,Paris Texan."
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"Come on, baby, barf for mama."
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"Okay, boy,do something annoying,"
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"Hey, Paris,I saw a disgusting"
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"part of your body on the Internet--"
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"your face!"
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"I'm still breaking in this nose!"
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"and yet they don't even acknowledge my existence."
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"Hello, Homer."
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"Tell me,how's Maggie?"
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"I was talking about your baby."
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"Thanks for taking my picture."
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"If you want me to sign it,"
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"And give Santa's Little Helper a big hug for me."
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"Beautiful day, isn't it, Freddie? God bless you and yours."
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"Try to get him to punch you."
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"No problem."
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"Yes, how can I help you, my handsome friend?"
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"Your hip-hop CD was boastful and unnecessary."
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"What are the first three?"
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"Nobility, clergy and commoners. Learn your French history."
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"Okay."
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"Terrific! Outstanding!"
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"Yes, but why does it have to be in my bedroom ?"
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"Lis, you can't stay here if you're gonna keep talking."
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"It's 11:00 at night, and I can't get to sleep!"
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"Well, then you could come over here and help Daddy pour chemicals."
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"Okay."
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"That photo's mine. That photo's mine."
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"Well, I do like the extra money."
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"But I think maybe you should stop"
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"exploiting human beings' private misfortunes."
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"See, Marge everyone says they hate these magazines,"
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"but it's impossible to set them down."
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"And it's turning bitter ?"
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"If you read one more thing, it is a purchase."
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"Okay, this is the place."
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"If you don't mind...!"
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"Now to make a young woman's wedding day all about me."
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"Do you, Rainier"
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"Luftwaffe Wolfcastle,"
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"- to be your lawful wedded... - Up, up,and annoy!"
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"Is that horrible man gone yet ?"
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"Yes, Mother, barring some sort of pendulum effect."
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"First Amendment rules, privacy drools !"
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"where you wouldn't swear revenge on someone."
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"Krusty, your response was the least funny."
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"Did you get the j-peg ?"
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"I learned that it takes a Robo Knight"
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"to defeat a Robo Knight."
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"Buono giorno!"
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"Allow me to explain."
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"See ? It is good."
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"I declare this meeting adjourned."
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"Now, Maggie, I had to use your car seat"
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"so I'm gonna hang you from the mirror."
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"He's trying to make me look like a bad father."
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"Ten and two, Einstein !"
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"I thought we were friends!"
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"I have no friends. Friends take time."
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"And time is money, and money pays for things,"
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"Get me one of each, but not boiled, poached."
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"Ah, what the hell it's Friday, scrambled !"
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"Sometimes I wish I had a twin. Not that much, though. We'd just fight."
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"And then he said he didn't want a twin"
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"Sweetie, maybe it's time you retired from paparazzying."
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"It's never fun to get a taste of your own medicine."
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"and my own medicine !"
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"Clot, clot, clot, clot clot, clot, clot, clot !"
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"With Homer Simpson out of the way,"
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"Leave the tray."
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"They're on top of the world"
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"All because of a bunch of stuff that happened."
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"Homer, don't be so quick to abandon this paparazzo thing."
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"Yeah, it's an American tradition to cut people down to size"
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"because they've brought so much joy into our lives."
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"You know, one time I saw him eating dinner with his children."
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"He wouldn't take the time out"
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"to do all the funny bits from his movies."
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