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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets a New Member (S06E06)

"Uh-oh. Oh, no."
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"Who's she? Who's she? She's somebody that'll zing you back. Right?"
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"I'll zing you. I'll zap you, I'll zing you."
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"So just know that about me."
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"You know, I know that, uh, you guys are 18..."
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"and you're seniors, and so -"
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"- Oh, they're doing their coughing thing. - Yeah, I hear that."
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"All right, kids, settle down."
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"You can, uh, read, pull out your phones, whatever."
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"They do love their phones."
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"What? That's it? You're just gonna sit in the corner and hem away at your sock all day?"
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"No! Where - Where is the teacher that I knew?"
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"Where is that inspirational man?"
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"My enthusiasm in those days was fueled entirely by the alcohol."
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"Dee! Hey!"
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"- Come here. Come here. - Charlie, what are you- what are you doing?"
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"Got kicked out of the gang. What are you up to? You wanna hang out?"
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"No, Charlie. I don't want to hang out. I-I have a job."
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"I'm a teacher now, so I got to get back to inspiring some students."
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"Oh, that's pretty sweet. You want to toss some inspiration my way?"
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"- Okay, Charlie, how about this? - Uh-huh?"
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"and taking trash and throwing it into Dumpsters."
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"So why don't you get a new job somewhere else..."
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"doing those kinds of things and make friends there, okay?"
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"and then you and I can be best friends?"
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"That is absolutely not what I was saying."
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"- I'm gonna talk to the principal, see if I can get that job. - Don't do that."
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"- We'll work on the friendship thing later. - No, don't do that."
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"Charlie, don't do that. Oh, goddamn it, don't do that. This is my thing."
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"Here we go."
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"- All right! There's the man! - What's up, buddy?"
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"- This place is pretty nice. - Yeah."
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"- Very nice turn. - Try not to laugh too much, 'cause it's gonna -"
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"Good, good. What's the occasion?"
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"Well, we brought you to this luncheon, Schmitty..."
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"Okay, great. Um -"
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"Schmitty, we, uh -"
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"we missed a lot of good, good years."
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"- A lot of special time. - Yeah?"
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"- You know what? I don't think I can do this. - Okay. I'll take over from here."
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"- I'll take over. - Why's he being a big-time puss?"
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"- I know. He's emotional. - Schmitty..."
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"we want you back, if you'll have us."
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"What the hell is this shit?"
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"It's a sterling silver clover ring."
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"When we put all four of them together, it makes a four-leaf clover..."
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"solidifying our bond for all time."
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"You're kidding though, right?"
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"- No, we've never been more serious in our lives. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Sure."
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"- Yes? Yes? That's a yes! - Yeah. He said yes. That's a yes."
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"- We bagged him. - We certainly did."
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"Oh, food's here! Food is here."
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"Wait. Hold on. No, I didn't order yet."
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"Oh, that's okay. I took care of the food already."
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"That is a humongous shrimp."
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"Well, it's 'cause it's not a shrimp, Frank. It's a prawn."
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"- And I don't like prawns, so I eat around them. - Yeah."
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"I'll take your prawns if you want to take my salad."
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"- Okay. Yeah. That's what I'll do. - Hey, no, wait! Hold on!"
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"Why don't you just order what you want?"
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"Well, Dennis kind of has the best palate."
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"Yeah, I have the most refined palate, Schmitty. That's how we do things now."
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"You've been away for a while. It's fine."
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"No, no. That's not what I'm gonna do."
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"Excuse me. Hey, come here really quick."
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"Yeah, can I get linguine instead?"
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"- Uh... And what do you guys want? Order whatever you want."
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"- Linguine's too heavy for lunch. - No, no. What do you want?"
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"- I want fries. - Fries for this guy."
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"- No, no, no. - I can have fries?"
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"- You don't like your salad all of a sudden, Mac? - I hate salad."
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"- You hate salad? Where is this coming from? - I didn't wanna say anything."
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"- I hate this restaurant. - Yeah, this restaurant blows."
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"- I'll have a ginger ale. - All right! Come on, man! Get into it!"
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"- I'm saying that now. Can I say that now? - What?"
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"- Hyah! - Absolutely. Take it."
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"- All right. - What'd you get, a ginger ale?"
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"I'm a little confused."
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"Are you telling me that this photo of Bruce Jenner..."
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"Well, when I showed up this morning..."
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"so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could -"
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"could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position."
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"I see. And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?"
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"Substitute janitor. Look..."
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"I'll clean this building so good, you're not gonna know what to do with yourself."
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"You know what I mean? I'm not a proud man."
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"I'll do the jobs that the other guys don't want to do. I'll degrade myself."
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"I'll make a genuine ass out of myself. Yeah."
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"- I'll swallow it whole. - Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that."
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"But I have to say, I don't think I've ever encountered someone..."
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"The passion I have for the work that I do is extraordinary."
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"- Uh-huh. - And I'm serious. I'll eat that eraser whole."
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"- Are you serious? - I love your attitude. It's fantastic."
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"- Immediately. - Okay."
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"Uh, but first, can I eat the eraser?"
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"Are you- You're saying you want to eat the eraser?"
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"Well, I'm asking if it's edible, because it certainly smells of grapes."
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"- I don't think it's edible. - Can't I just test it?"
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"All right. Well, you win this one."
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"I'll pick up one of my own and I'll eat that one. That way everybody wins."
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"All right, well, welcome aboard."
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"All right. All right. Thanks so much."
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"Ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Where the hell is he?"
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"- I don't know. - What time did we say?"
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"- We said 3:00. - We said 3:00, and it's, like -"
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"- Ah. - Hyah!"
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"- Well - - What's crappenin', fellas?"
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"- Uh, hey, Schmitty. Running kinda late there, huh? - Am I?"
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"- I didn't think it mattered. - How could it not matter?"
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"This is the final phase of your initiation back into the gang, so it kinda matters a lot."
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"- It actually does. - Whoa. Um, where is your ring?"
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"Oh, come on. You didn't want me to really wear that thing, did ya?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh. - We're sort of sticklers for that kind of thing too."
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"- So pop that on. - I will. Okay. Sorry about that."
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"Time and ring. Good. Got it."
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"- Okay. Oh! - Yeah."
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"Hey, look at this!"
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"Nice setup, fellas."
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