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Clips from The Simpsons - Springfield Up (S18E18)

"At 24, Clancy Wiggum was accepted into the police academy."
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"Hmm..."
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"What did I tell you about pointsy-towardsies?!"
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"A back rub'll set you right."
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"There we go."
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"Woouh Ooh... okay."
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"Don't be afraid to dig in there good!"
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"Need a backrub?"
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"Thanks for giving me an 8:30 appointment."
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"I don't have the authority to..."
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"As you can see, I've gotten everything I've ever wanted."
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"Except pants that fit."
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"I told you that if I let you in this movie you couldn't make fun of me."
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"Go ahead."
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"Oh, they're perfect."
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"None. You never had any. I'm not a genie."
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"Homer, your dreams will take a lot of money."
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"Got it."
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"I said, look at the camera."
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"Now you're looking at a mud puddle."
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"Homer's dreams of wealth had not come to fruition."
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"Manure for sale!"
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"Get your manure!"
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"I also have a sweet gig as an infomercial question-asker."
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"My garage band is getting so tight."
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"The album cover's gonna be a naked girl with stars for boobs."
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"And I do open-casket caricatures."
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"He can chug a beer and pitch woo at the same time."
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"The light from your eyes could guide a ship at sea."
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"Eh?"
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"You'll never see a couple of rugrats tying me down!"
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"You better not put this shot"
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"You're not English Breakfast,"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Check with me in eight years, Dr. Who."
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"Only... everything!"
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"I can't believe it!"
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"Homer Simpson... a bloody millionaire?!"
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"Why do you sound so shocked? This is our fifth take."
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"- Mine has a cup holder. - Bart, that's a blowhole."
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"No, boy. Up, up, up!"
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"You said it and it stays."
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"That's right, limes."
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"Just click the buttons at the top,"
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"and you can choose from ketchup, mustard, mayo and relish."
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"Do, do, do, do, do-do-do."
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"I don't know."
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"You can put horseradish on your dead mother for all I care."
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"Just look! My dog has his own Jacuzzi!"
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"Zoom."
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"one of Springfield's most renowned scientific minds."
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"You discovered and cured Frink's disease,"
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"and invented the eight-month-after pill."
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"I've spent my whole life in the lab and never talked to a girl."
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"That's why I built this time machine."
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"I give you the chrono-trike!"
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"to tell myself to choose a different career,"
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"one where I'll meet a female woman of the girl-u-lar variety."
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"Listen to me, little Frink."
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"That was..."
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"Hey, I'm still going, but..."
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"I want to be a lawyer and a doctor because a woman can do anything."
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"Your Honor, I'd like to request a continuance"
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"I'm a little burnt-out."
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"I have a glass of wine with Buster here."
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"He's a real comfort."
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"I might even get a second cat."
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"Nice kitty."
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"Whee!"
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"Take my picture. Take my picture."
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"Aw, crap, my first kiss."
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"You could do a lot worse, my friend."
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"Marge, baby!"
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"I got a picture of you tattooed on my chest."
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"They had a sale on skulls."
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"I need one wallet-sized photo for my captain's license."
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"Coming right up."
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"I need a full-time job to support Homer"
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"This overnight affluence must have come as a tremendous shock."
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"Homer J. Simpson, your fabulous millionaire lifestyle is all a lie."
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"Oh, Father, my pony Buttercup can jump ever so high..."
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"Please, Mr. Burns, pretend you work for me."
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"You can have the boy. Just don't beat him."
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"You can beat him. Just don't leave marks."
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"Shut up, you waste of skin and fat."
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"You've desecrated my every possession."
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"For three days I've had nothing to read but clock-setting instructions..."
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"Mr. Burns, we're so sorry."
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"Please get me out of here."
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"Uh, sir, your hounds are still at the winter house."
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"Well, bring them over in the Durango."
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"Shadow and Winston have been fighting a lot."
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"Put Winston in the front."
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"Winston doesn't like the front."
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"Release the hounds."
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""Why lie?" and "Lies... why?""
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"But he seemed less than eager to meet."
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"Help!"
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"I would have to turn up the heat."
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"I'm ready for my segment."
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"Lenny..."
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"Did you ever try that new shampoo?"
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"- I am interesting. - No, you're not."
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"We let you in 32 years ago and it's brought us nothing but pain."
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"Well, if you want, I can cut you out of the film."
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"Same job, same house, same dirty joke book."
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"Strong words from a dumpy man."
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"And cut."
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"Now you can cut!"
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"Did a cop give you a ticket for talking like a fruit?"
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"It's the oddest thing."
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"I feel sorry for Homer Simpson."
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"What, have you been sipping cuckoo juice?"
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"Homer's got it made. He's married to one hell of a woman."
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"All I've got is this porn channel I'm too cheap to descramble."
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"An action movie where I play the Pope who kills the president?"
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"No, that's a terrible idea."
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"I came up with it, but I don't really get it."
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"The next day, I invited Homer to my editing bay."
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"- Oh, my God, the view! - This makes it all worth it!"
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