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Clips from Scrubs - My Roommates (S04E04)

"They're all dirty, OK? J.D. Used to wash them."
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"When is he going to finish with the heater?"
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"It was horrible. I kept imagining I was an Olympic diver."
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"It means a lot to me that you would go through all that"
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"J. D! We're sorry. The door was unlocked,"
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"and we knew you'd be here. We want you back."
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"J.D., maybe you should go home."
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"It's going to be hard. If you need me, just say the word."
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"- I need to talk to you about Nathan. - That little guy's my life."
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"I have to go."
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"That's the real reason that I wanted to spend time with him today."
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"This is... this is unbelievable."
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"I know. The good news is that we found out early."
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"- So you can be as proactive as you... - No."
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"so you tell me there's something wrong with him?"
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"At first I was disappointed I wasn't sleeping at Kylie's,"
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"I'm home! Hello, fridge."
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"Good to see you, lamp."
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"This... is a classmate of mine from medical school."
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"He's located up in your area now."
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"I think he'd really help you."
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"Oh, give me a break. I would kick your ass in situation-handling."
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"I'm a doctor, for God sakes. And for the record,"
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"You know what?"
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"Behold, the Twinkie from the first day we moved in."
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"- Want some? - No."
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"So, Bambi, what's the deal with all the things you do around here?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"At the end of the day, the best thing to do is to be honest."
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"You know, it's funny."
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"What is up with that?"
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"You have to hope honesty doesn't make them realize"
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"what they didn't want to know."
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"As I felt the onslaught of a vicious tongue cramp,"
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"I decided it was time to let Kylie see my favourite dance."
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"The "for God's sake, invite me to stay over" dance."
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"You were homecoming king, he was prom king."
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"Yeah, but he never has to see his wife anymore,"
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"When he comes here in his crappy rent-a-car"
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"Hey. Hey, guys."
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"I didn't have any rules because they were old and thought I was a ghost."
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"Come on. Aren't there other married couples"
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"I've always had your back, you always had mine."
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"- I don't actually know what you do. - I've told you 100 times."
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"I run mergers and acquisitions for a large private equity hedge fund."
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"Count it."
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"No, I didn't even want to do it in the kitchen."
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"Well, what do we do now?"
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"Fine. What do you want to do?"
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"super-secret, go-to toy are your building blocks."
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"- Oh, my God. - Say, Ronnie,"
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"Head size is directly related to intelligence."
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"Really?"
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"- Oh, I feel so bad for his wife. - Elliot!"
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"Can't we do something else?"
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"Those behaviours in a child could point towards autism."
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"- I can't believe what I just heard! - The ticking of your biological clock"
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"Oh. Pablo."
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"J.D., we're right here."
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"- Lonnie, you have three kids? - That I know of."
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"- Yeah. - No. He moved out."
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"I, too, have a black best friend."
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"- I pull it out when I need to. - Well, what do you say?"
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"It's OK. He's a professional, he's almost done."
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"Well, Dr Dorian, are you going to join me?"
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"Get the moment back! Say something hot!"
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"Here I come, couch!"
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"It's always nice to let your friends know that you appreciate them..."
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"But sometimes you can't quite find words to show that appreciation."
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"Well, then, I would just bet on me and make a bundle."
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"I probably would too."
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"I guess when you care about someone, you do what you can to make them happy."
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"Perry, if I'm going to be spending a lot of time"
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"I couldn't have planned it better."
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"So, 17 dates in, I was embroiled in the world's longest make-out session."
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"Did it on the couch. Did it in the kitchen."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Sometimes it's great to already have a bastard child."
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"- You said it. - You know, it is our obligation"
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"Hey, guys, the heater's broken again."
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"You know..."
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"We're in trouble, aren't we?"
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"You should go."
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"I did a triple bypass yesterday. I think I can fix it."
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"Nathan has classic signs of autism."
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"This is nice."
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"I know the chopper seems a bit much, but there was crazy traffic,"
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"but I'm rich in friends."
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"Though I think that's where we'd like our relationship to end up, right?"
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"What are you, about a medium?"
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"You do hedge clippings for a big farm."
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"The colour coordination, the... the symmetry."
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"with someone else's child,"
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"Nope. I lived with the Babcock's for two years."
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"to respect my boundaries."
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"Perhaps we could invite Turk and Carla to join us on the bed."
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"Ron, there is no easy way to do this, so I'm going to go ahead and say it."
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"You are unbelievable. I mean..."
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"- Damn it. I've become predictable. - I'm out."
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"The laundry, the fixing the radiator,"
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"You're all up in our space!"
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"but with work and my financial situation,"
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"Crazy."
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"Jack is going to kick Nathan's ass at playing."
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"Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers."
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"Jack's only in the 85th. Of course, he's in the 99th for head size."
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"Why do you want to baby-sit my kid? You think I can't handle him?"
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"Excuse me. I have to go change somebody's life."
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"It's so hot!"
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"Congratulations. Your son's the Hamburgler."
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