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Clips from The Office - Work Experience (S01E01)

"Come here."
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"Busy at work?"
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"- Is there a problem? - Yeah. That."
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"Sorry. What's that?"
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"I don't know. A dirty picture with my head on it, as a sex object."
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"And don't... you know I like a laugh, Tim."
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"What annoys me is you obviously didn't do it in your own time..."
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"whoa, whoa. Colombo here figured it out, did he?"
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"Well yeah! Sorry yeah I must be guilty if you've got your best man on the case!"
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"Stop trying to be funny for one second, Tim, ok?"
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"and listen, ok? Stop taking advantage of my good nature."
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"Coz' I can be like every other boss in this situation."
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"Ok? Right?"
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"You're taking a piss and I'm getting sick of it."
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"David, it wasn't me, ok? it was your good friend Chris Finch."
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"He used my computer."
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"He said he was your best mate and you'd find it hilarious."
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"Oh..."
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"no, it is. That was never in question."
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"I think it's bloody hilarious. You're missing the..."
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"are you going to apologise to Tim?"
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"I'll tell you about families. You don't have to, in a way."
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"So..."
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"are you going to apologise to Tim?"
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"I have, in a way..."
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"- are you going to apologise now? - Yes!"
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"S-s-s... sorry about that."
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"You covered for it so well, as well."
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"You were involved, but you covered. Thats what I like."
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"Well I really wouldn't want to be here when you bawl out Finchy."
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"Let's not dwell on whether it is or isn't this or..."
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"Let's have a laugh with them, not at them."
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"Let's have a laugh at work,"
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"with women... at us."
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"So I trust you'll be telling Chris Finch he won't be working with us any more?"
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"Yeah thats a good idea - I get rid of a good rep just because he played a joke."
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"- David, don't even start. - No, no, no, fine."
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"That's come from the top."
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"Yeah. Hi, Chris. it's David here. Yeah. Bad news, mate."
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"'Cause of the joke."
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"No I've got a sense of humour, But that.. you know, that was offensive towards women,"
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"and I can't tolerate that. I'm going to have to pass on..."
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""the time sponsored by accurist will be 4.21""
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""and 40 seconds.""
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"- Pathetic. - Is it?"
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""At the third stroke, the time sponsored by accurist""
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"Has anyone got the right time?"
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"Um..."
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""This isn't in the rule book. Who's in charge?""
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"I've always said that, so..."
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"He's teamed up with West Ham football team, apparently."
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"Well, surely it's going to be worse for morale in the long run"
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"With your arms..."
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"Yeah."
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"Julie."
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"he really lost it here."
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"...but they left an image in my mind"
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"Porno laughs are not funny, ok?"
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"Sessions."
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"Ooh!"
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"You're on very thin ice. You've already lied to me today."
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"You won't be. it's not fair. Nor will you."
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"Let's let them get on with it."
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"but I'm thoughtful and caring..."
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"You'd be next Gazza likes some posh."
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"Not only is it derogatory..."
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"Changed many things, really."
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"cutbacks where?"
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"Second name?"
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"That's the one he's gone for. "investigation and meeting room.""
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"I just can't believe their total lack of respect."
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"let's stop degrading women, please."
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"So it's not offensive now it's Chris Finch?"
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