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Clips from Scrubs - My Fishbowl (S06E06)

"'Cause my weasel's getting heatstroke."
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"(GROANING)"
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"I have Stacy's number on my phone."
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"Call her."
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"She fell asleep in the pool?"
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"Had a high-top fade like Kid 'n Play?"
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"Hello?"
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"(WHINING) I just changed my shirt."
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"My chicken!"
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"Mr. Roth owns a pet store."
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""You think my job is so unimportant"
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"Okay."
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"- What happened? - I'm hoping one of you will figure it out."
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"He'll regain consciousness soon. I'm gonna wait it out."
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"We got all wet from the water balloons and Stacy was like, "I'm cold."
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"What the hell?"
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"He knows I'm gonna smash it."
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"- Can I just have a little one? - No."
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"He says I can't make jokes, but that's funny, right?"
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"I mean, what the hell? If I wanted my patients to be more depressed,"
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"I'm never surprised by what people will do,"
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"You're right there listening to my every move, aren't you?"
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"so please do not tell me it's all gonna turn around."
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"Oh, good, good, good, good."
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"but I'm not going to tell it."
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"Here we go."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"J.D.: And none of us would ever look at Carla the same way again."
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"to be chosen by my son Harrison's new life partner, Ray-Ray."
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"The other reason is that my work shoes"
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"and give up, I'd have saved myself the huge hassle,"
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"smothered you with a pillow"
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"Roger?"
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"in your room's trash can."
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"All right, let me ask you something."
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"Yeah."
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"If you're ever single,"
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"but none of you guys have any idea"
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"What the devil was that"
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"Schindler's List."
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"J.D.: I was coming back from class and outside our room I heard,"
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"He be trippin'."
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"Oh, no, Turk, I know that look."
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"And me? Well, I'm funny because I commit."
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"but they were too uncomfortable about just how unfunny that actually was."
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"And she said, "It's over, Turk."
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"I don't get it, sir. Why do our doctors have to"
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"Then you said, "Chill out, dawg.""
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"it's partly because at the Kelso family Christmas"
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"I dated your beautiful daughter Stacy when we were in college..."
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"Sears. Do you want a copy?"
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"the watermelon seed spitting contest at my theater camp."
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"I changed his picture."
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"I can't believe you're pissed about Stacy."
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"and I struggled with that for years, I still do."
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"I spent my entire childhood as an awkward, lonely outcast"
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"J.D.: Brian cared about one goodbye more than others."
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"- So, how'd you try it? - Brian!"
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"This is what really happened."
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"and she said,"
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"So, you want me to start with how I still can't walk normally"
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"Kid 'n Play! You know, they were a rap group."
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"He's so psyched to be in remission, he got all the doctors"
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"He's on so many meds, he might have mixed his prescriptions up."
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"or for that matter,"
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"This letter from the Army says"
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"Brian, this is just a setback."
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"That's right, and my baby being happy"
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"Well, for one thing, you're just using my voice,"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Look, I know. You think I owe it to myself..."
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"Oh, oops!"
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"is worth all the vaginal dryness in the world."
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