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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Tangible Affection Proof (S06E06)

"Because I am like a romance ninja."
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"You don't see it coming, and then bam!"
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"Romance, watch out, hearts, kisses, love, ooh-ya!"
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"You know, sometimes I think I've made you"
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"so much cooler than you used to be,"
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"So, in conclusion,"
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"I believe the painful sensation felt"
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"after passing a meal of spicy chilies"
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"is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste."
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"What are we doing for Valentine's Day?"
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"Oh, you caught that, did you?"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"(sighs)"
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"Bernie's a little cranky"
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"since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day."
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"And I've got a lot on my plate, too, because I've been"
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"busting my tail playing Assassin's Creed."
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"you got anything going on for Valentine's Day?"
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"Not really."
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"she got worms, and then I had to take her to the vet."
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"There must be something we can do."
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"Well, uh, how about you keep the store open late,"
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"and we throw a party for all the people"
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"who don't have dates?"
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"That actually sounds kind of nice."
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"That's good."
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"Oh, Alex, excellent."
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"I have a research problem"
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"that I believe you can help with."
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"Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank you."
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"to contribute to your scientific work."
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"Oh, no, no. That's not going to happen, no."
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"What I need you to do is find a Valentine's gift"
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"This is..."
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"This is about $2,000."
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"Um, I think"
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"she likes monkeys and the color gray."
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"Ah, kids say the darnedest things."
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"What you looking at?"
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"Well, I was trying to come up with something"
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"for Valentine's Day since she's been"
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"such a pain in the ass."
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"You can't find a card that says that?"
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"I used the atomic force microscope"
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"in the material science lab and wrote our initials"
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"in a heart 1/1,000 the size of a grain of sand."
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"(laughing): Oh, that's cool."
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"From her micro-husband."
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"That is amazing."
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"Mmm, about 12 hours."
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"I pulled an all-nighter."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Yeah, I know, it really took a bite"
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"out of my video game time."
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"What are you and Penny doing?"
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"Oh, I'm going to take her to a nice restaurant for dinner."
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"Oh, that's not bad, but as far as romance goes,"
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"Okay."
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"Amy will be here shortly,"
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"expecting the perfect Valentine's gift, so..."
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"you're up kid."
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"I went on Amy's Facebook page"
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"and read up on her interests."
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"Now, see, I never would have thought to do that."
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"farming this out to you."
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"But I am telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot."
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"so I found this beautiful music box"
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"No, I just thought it would be..."
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"Next."
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"Um, I know she's a fan of The Canterbury Tales,"
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"I thought we could put it in a really nice frame."
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"But she's got Google Maps on her phone."
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"I don't know how to respond to that."
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"Well, I hope it's with a third good option,"
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"because these first two... blah."
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"Okay."
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"Well, uh, luckily, I saved the best for last."
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"Since Amy's a neuroscientist,"
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"I did some research and found out"
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"that Santiago Ramón y Cajal,"
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"the father of modern neuroscience,"
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"did lots of hand drawings of brain cells."
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"And I managed to find"
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"Oh, this is truly remarkable."
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"Thank you."
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"I think I'll keep it for myself."
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"It's too late. I call dibs."
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"This place is really beautiful."
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"No problem. We just sat down."
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"Mmm, would you like some wine?"
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"Yeah, fill her up."
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"I'll tell you when to stop."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Terrific. Couldn't be better."
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"Oh, bite me."
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"Maybe if you did what you said"
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"She hid my Xbox like I'm a child."
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"Yeah, and my mom got me that for my birthday,"
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"I've been working late every night."
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"clean the apartment and do one load of laundry."
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"try pushing them on the washing machine."
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"I told you, turn them inside out."
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"And I told you to bite me."
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"Trying to have a magical night here, guys."
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"No, tell me."
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"who's here with him now."
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"And it looks like she lost a lot of weight, damn it."
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"I know it's not ideal,"
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"but don't let them ruin our night."
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"No, you're totally right."
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"She could be skinny 'cause she's dying."
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"That's the spirit."
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"Our night is going to be way more special than theirs."
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"Oh, my God, yes."
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"Of course I'll marry you."
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"Two can play this game."
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"Literally anybody."
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