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Clips from American Dad! - The 42-Year-Old Virgin (S03E03)

"Yeah, sure. We can talk about your thing first, I guess."
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"But I thought you've killed a bunch of people."
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"Roger, they can never find out the truth. They'd be devastated."
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"Which is why we're gonna take you out and get you your first kill."
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"- Steve, what are you doing? - Drinking beer in my underwear."
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"- Get the door. - Boy, he is rough on you."
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"...that I'm a registered sex offender."
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"I used to work over at the water park, where I molested a ton of kids."
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"- How awesome is Craigslist? - That's how I met my hiking buddy."
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"I'll set up the juicer so we can make empathy smoothies."
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"I see you've noticed our unitards. We're trying out for gymnastics."
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"...living with its mother and watching The Sandlot on DVD."
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"- Stan? - It was right there..."
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"Oh, my God. He had ice cream at lunch."
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"I need to find your son. He drove off with my boy."
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"So..."
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"Sanchez Montezuma, INS, Churro and Sopaipilla Division."
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"No. Look, I'm a sex offender. I love offensive sex."
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"Just because you haven't killed anyone doesn't mean you're not a great dad."
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"I don't think so."
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"Daddy. You're just in time to go with me to pick raspberries for justice."
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"- Yep. - Did you wash the blood off your hands?"
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"- I don't know. I'm trying to play a hand. - Hey, Smith, mazel tov on the kill today."
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"Whose deal is it? Come on. I'm in a big hole here. Huge, huge hole."
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"What about you, Stan? Who was your first?"
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"Now, should I have folded that pair of threes?"
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"I'd been following this spy for months, and finally had him cornered."
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"This is Mark. He created that TV show Quintuplets."
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"Put that down and go put on some clothes this instant."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Roger, I've never killed anyone."
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"I can't believe you fired a shot that completely missed Randy..."
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"- Was he in pain? - Did his guts spill?"
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"Turned out he was working for the East Germans."
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"Stan, look who I met at the bar. This is Gladys."
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"Hey, how about when you kill someone dead..."
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"Yeah, you never forget your first. Mine was my old partner, Joe."
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"Hey, he's gonna get you too"
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"Look at what you've become."
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"- Stan? - I guess that's why it's perfect."
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"Hi. Sorry to disturb you."
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"Stop! I know you can totally hear me."
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"...in my secret spy lair behind the waterfall?"
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"...and then, bam, I'm the jerk."
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"Is there a problem?"
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"And another one gone And another one gone"
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"...we were all talking about trying out for the gymnastics team."
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"Stan has replaced Rutger Hauer on my wall and in my heart."
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"Okay. I shot a guy."
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"I don't think you've ever killed anyone."
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"Oh, better yet, don't."
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"That's right, I'm defying you with a handspring."
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"- My blueberries. - Look at yourself."
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"All right, clear a path. Some people work for a living."
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"I'm a jerk. You know what it's like to be made a jerk of?"
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"But it's not going to be what defines me."
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"I am one bad Bad Larry."
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"We're in bit of a hurry. We have to catch a comet."
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"And it means you get to pick tomorrow's lunch."
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"Toasted bread and melted cheese, Quiznos."
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"I know it's just a corn dog, but you'll never forget it."
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"Big, macho Stan is a killing virgin."
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"I'm not gonna make it."
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"I don't know about this, guys."
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"The jerk and the guy that made him a jerk."
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"Chicken strips on a TV tray in five minutes..."
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"Freeze. Put your hands in the air."
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"Well done, Smith. This brings your kill total up to 14."
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"They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins."
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"If I did, I'd give you the best goshdarn ones there were."
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"Usually the ugly ones can cook."
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"- What'd you have to eat after? - I don't know."
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"You can't go on being a virgin."
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"It's like Applebee's with a bar."
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"Yeah? What you gonna do, kill me?"
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"Now I refer you back to my previous statement, shut up!"
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"Right now is my acting class. I'm letting down my scene partner."
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"There you are. I've been calling your cell."
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"...you know."
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"- You guys need tickets. - CIA."
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"Perry-Ellis-wallet owner. Out of my way."
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"And a milk, please."
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"See? Isn't playing Popcorn fun?"
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"Good morning, whore."
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"- What are you waiting for? - Hurry."
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"Bad Larry, your wife made this guacamole?"
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"Come on, do it, do it, do it!"
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"Is this the first time you've poisoned people?"
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