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Clips from Friends - The One with the Cooking Class (S08E08)

"Um..."
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"Hey, Monica, listen to me, okay?"
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"I'm not saying this because I'm your friend, I say it because it's true."
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"No, no, no, no, Ross!"
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"You cooked him?"
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"No. He teaches a course on food criticism at The New School."
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"The front page?"
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"Or, yes, stranger, we'd like this delivered, please."
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"That's one of the reasons why we are not a couple."
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"- What about it? - You know."
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"[BABBLING]"
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"Welcome to Introduction to Cooking. Before we start..."
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"- I can. - Okay, go ahead."
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"- Monica, you go to the head of the class! - Okay!"
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"Oh."
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"It was nice to see you."
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"Oh, okay, I see what you're doing there."
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"- I can't help you. - Phoebe--"
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"- What an unusual name. - Well, you should meet my Uncle Bada."
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"Oh. Something smells good over at Monica's station."
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"I think you'll find if I work here that I don't micromanage."
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"I don't shy away from delegating."
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"...and focus on what you do do."
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"...is manage to, uh, create an atmosphere of support..."
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"Wow, a star!"
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"I got an A? In school? Hey, I'm a dork!"
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"Also, I was the point person on my company's transition..."
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"- I see. - But there'll be 30 people under you..."
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"Poo?"
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"Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall!"
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"I know it's a terrible thing to even think this and it's inappropriate..."
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"I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel."
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"I'll be here with you all the time."
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"[BOTH slc3l-l]"
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"- No, no, no, no. No! It's just-- Ha! -...like you actually..."
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"- Hey, guys. I got some bad news. RACHEL: What?"
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"That's no way to sell newspapers. Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!""
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"No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible review in the Post."
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"ALL: Oh, no!"
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"I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around and bought all the copies I could find."
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"Man, this is bad. And I've had my share of bad reviews."
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"I still remember my first good one:"
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""Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible."
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"Joey Tribbiani was abysmal.""
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"- Hey. ALL: Hey."
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"Oh, my God! Look at all the newspapers."
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"It must be a good review. Is it great?"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know."
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"- What about the rest of Manhattan? - Yeah, they all know."
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"- Oh, my God, this is horrible. - I'm sorry."
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"I'm so humiliated."
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"But you know what they say, there is no such thing as bad press."
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"You don't think that, um, "the chef's mahi-mahi was awful-awful" is bad press?"
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"I didn't write it."
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"- God, is he right? Am I awful? ALL: Oh, no!"
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"Your food is abysmal!"
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"- Ross? - What? What?"
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"- I am freaking out! - Are you?"
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"My due date is in one week!"
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"- What are you doing up? - That is seven days."
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"Look, I had a lot of water. Can we do this after--?"
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"Please, come on. We do not have any big stuff we need."
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"We don't have a changing table. We do not have a crib."
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"- We do not have a diaper service. - Funny you should mention diapers."
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"- I'm serious. - Look. There's nothing to worry about."
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"We have plenty of time. There's a baby furniture store on West 10th."
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"Tomorrow, we'll go there..."
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"-...and we'll get everything we need. Okay? - Okay. Thank you. That's great."
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"Wait, where on West 10th? There's a really cute shoe store--"
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"Okay. If, uh-- If you're gonna do this..."
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"...then I'm gonna go do that, so..."
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"- Wait, Ross! I'm sorry, one more thing. - Yeah."
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"Um, our situation, you know, um, what we mean to each other..."
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"...and, I mean, we're having this baby together and we live together..."
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"Isn't that--? Isn't that weird?"
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"Well, uh..."
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"Hey, I can't remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here..."
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"-...or at the movie? - At the movies--"
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"- I'll see you there. - Joey. Now that you're here...?"
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"Sure, I can hang out till I have to meet you."
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"- How come you're not going? - I've got a job interview to get ready for."
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"- I thought you already have a job. - And people say you don't pay attention."
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"This is a much better job. It's vice president of the company..."
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"...that does data reconfiguration..."
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"...and statistical factoring and for other companies."
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"- Wow. How do you know how to do that? - That's what I do now."
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"- Joey? Come taste this. JOEY: What is it?"
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"Remember the guy that gave me a bad review? Well..."
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"...I'm getting my revenge."
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"Before we go to the movies, I want to make him try my bouillabaisse again."
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"Ugh, I can't wait to read the front page tomorrow:"
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""Restaurant reviewer admits: 'I was wrong about Monica."'"
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"You really do live in your own little world, don't you?"
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"Do you want these delivered, Mr. and Mrs. Geller?"
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"- Oh, no, no, no. No, no. ROSS: Heh. No, no."
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"...but we're not involved."
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"I mean, uh, we-- We were seeing each other a while ago..."
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"...but then we were just friends, and then there was one drunken night..."
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"- Why don't you fill out this address card? - Oh, okay."
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"- I noticed you picked out a lot of dinosaurs. RACHEL: Oh, yeah."
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"I chose those. I'm a paleontologist."
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"Really? That is so cool."
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"Oh, don't get too worked up over it. It sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not."
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"Oh, no. I'm fascinated by paleontology."
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"- Have you read the Walter Alvarez book? - Yeah, heh, I teach it in class."
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"Oh, my God. Standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored."
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"I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym around the corner from your building."
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"- That's my gym. - I could tell you work out."
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"A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones."
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"Hi, Pheebs."
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"Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?"
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"It was great! We got everything we needed."
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"Oh, and Ross almost got something that wasn't on the list."
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"Ahem, a whore."
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"- What? - We were paying for our stuff..."
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"...and this sales woman just started flirting with him."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"- Did she know you two weren't married? - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God. Well, the idea-- A woman flirting with a single man?"
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