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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XVII (S18E18)

"Oh, wait, I'm Polish."
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"The devastation is incredible."
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"They're grinding up the bodies of human beings."
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"Now they're riding horses in the rain."
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"Now they're playing the xylophone while bowling near an airport."
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"Now, before we all die,"
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"one last selection from the Nathan Newley Orchestra."
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"♪ I'm young and healthy ♪ ♪ And you've got charms... ♪"
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"Gee, Mr. Welles, this sure is a swell show"
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"you're puttin' on for the folks."
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"Well, I just hope our saucy lile radio prank"
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"will give these "folks," as you call them, a giggle, a gasp,"
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"and provide a good lead-in for Misters Amos and Andy."
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"Burn everything!"
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"You know, Homer, we haven't actually seen these aliens."
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""Big Band Stu," says 23 Skidoo."
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"We have nothing to fear..."
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"but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology."
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"Throw 'em in the lake."
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"Good. Now, the police car."
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"Wait, I have an idea."
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"The Martians are only killing humans, so we should pretend to be animals."
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"Everyone, remove your clothes and wallow in filth."
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"What is everyone doing?"
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"We're out smarting the Martians."
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"You do know that radio broadcast was a hoax?"
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"Yeah, it was an Orson Welles radio play of War of the Worlds."
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"See?"
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"I'm proud of what I achieved during my rioting."
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"It was either kill him or kill no one."
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"Foolish Earthlings."
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"Now is the perfect time to strike."
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"They'll think it's another hoax."
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"Lisa, that was just a radio show."
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"Please, you must believe me, this is no hoax."
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"This is a real invasion."
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"Oh, yeah? Why don't I just punch you in the nose, Bud?"
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"Chief, you've got to alert the military."
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"Fine, fine, I'll do it right now."
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"- US Army. What's the threat? - Uh, we've been invaded..."
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"by a pompous, radio ham."
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"How's it feel when the hoax is on the other foot?"
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"I must admit it's unpleasant."
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"You fool. You've doomed us all."
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"Eh, tell it to the Great Gildersleeve."
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"Well, they didn't eat the skin."
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"Colonel Kang, your report."
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"Uh, well..."
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"The Earthlings continue to resent our presence."
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"You said we'd be greeted as liberators."
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"We still have the people's hearts and minds."
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"I don't know."
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"- was a bad idea. - We had to invade."
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"They were working on weapons of mass disintegration."
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"Sure they were."
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"♪ I don't want to set ♪ ♪ the world on fire ♪"
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"♪ I just want to start a ♪ ♪ flame in your heart. ♪"
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"Transcript: Raceman Trad: Rassman, Gornack"
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"Trad: Rassman, Gornack Synchro: Job22, Daffy"
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"Oh, right."
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"♪ My stomach starts to growl... ♪ ♪ I'm gettin' hungry ♪"
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"Mmm."
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"I have to be honest with you..."
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"You gotta know when to golem"
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"Oh!"
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"Legendary defender of the Jewish people,"
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"Give us your lunch money."
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"Hey, Bart, I shaved my head like you told me."
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"Well I think your golem doesn't like hurting people and I'll prove it."
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"I wish we'd been closer."
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"You'll make better mulch than you did a man."
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"I now pronounce you monster and whatever you are."
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"First World War? Why you keep callin' it that?"
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"Boys, we have to assume our guns are useless."
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"- Well, where is it? - I'll go get it."
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""Nosebud.""
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"Don't worry."
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"Barbeque sauce fight!"
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"♪ I've got to eat a ton ♪"
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"Wait, did you get my sweater out of the front seat?"
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"That's... that's healthy."
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"Oh, I gotcha!"
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"Sounds like I should be selling egg creams in Brighton Beach."
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"Oh, you always find an excuse not to make out."
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"♪ Double chins with the chafing thighs ♪"
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"♪ So I masticate, chomping on the overweight ♪"
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"♪ Like potato chips by Lay's ♪"
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"- They're pan-fried... - Case dismissed."
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"♪ Baby likes fat. ♪"
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"♪ I like big guts and I cannot lie ♪"
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"That's alien talk."
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"Martians?"
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"Uh, Paw."
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"♪ Baby likes fat ♪"
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