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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Scott of the Antarctic (S02E02)

"HAD A CLAM CALLED SIR STAFFORD AFTER THE LATE CHANCELLOR."
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"ALAN BULLOCK HAS TWO PIKES, BOTH CALLED NORMAN"
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"AND THE LATE GREAT MARCEL PROUST HAD AN 'ADDOCK!"
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"IF YOU'RE CALLING THE AUTHOR OF A LA RECHERCHE DU TEMPS PERDU"
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"A LOONY, I SHALL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STEP OUTSIDE!"
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"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."
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"YOU WANT A LICENCE?"
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"FOR A FISH?"
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"YES."
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"LOOK, IT'S A BLEEDIN' PET, ISN'T IT?"
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"I'VE GOT A LICENCE FOR ME PET DOG ERIC"
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"AND I GOT A LICENCE FOR ME PET CAT ERIC."
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"YOU DON'T NEED A LICENCE FOR A CAT."
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"HO-HO, YOU'RE NOT CATCHING ME OUT THERE."
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"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BLOODY CAT LICENCE."
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"YES, THERE IS."
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"NO, THERE ISN'T."
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"IS."
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"ISN'T."
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"IS."
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"ISN'T."
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"UH-HUH. IS."
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"ISN'T."
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"IS."
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"ISN'T."
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"IS."
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"ISN'T."
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"IS!"
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"ISN'T."
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"WHAT'S THAT, THEN?"
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"THAT IS A DOG LICENCE WITH THE WORD "DOG" CROSSED OUT"
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"AND THE WORD "CAT" WRITTEN IN IN CRAYON."
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"WELL, THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER FORM."
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"WHAT MAN?"
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"THE MAN FROM THE CAT DETECTOR VAN."
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""LOONY DETECTIVE VAN" YOU MEAN."
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"IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHAT CAUSES UNREST."
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"THE CAT DETECTOR VAN FROM THE MINISTRY OF HOUSINGE."
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"HOUSINGE?"
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"YES. IT WAS SPELT THAT WAY ON THE VAN."
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"I'M VERY OBSERVANT."
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"I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY AERIALS IN ME LIFE."
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"THE MAN TOLD ME THEIR EQUIPMENT"
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"AND ERIC, BEING SUCH A HAPPY CAT, WAS A PIECE OF CAKE."
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"HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?"
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"ERIC THE FRUIT BAT."
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"ARE ALL YOUR PETS CALLED ERIC??"
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"KEMEL ATATURK HAD AN ENTIRE MENAGERIE ALL CALLED ABDUL."
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"NO, HE DIDN'T."
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"DID, DID, DID, DID, DID, DID, DID, INDEED."
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"KEMEL ATATURK THE MAN BY E.W. SWANTON"
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"WITH A FORWARD BY PAUL ANKA."
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"I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, SIR."
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"SPOKEN LIKE A GENTLEMAN."
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"NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THIS FISH LICENCE?"
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"I PROMISE YOU, THERE IS NO SUCH THING."
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"YOU DON'T NEED ONE."
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"THEN I WOULD LIKE A STATEMENT TO THAT FACT"
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"( fanfare )"
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"YOU'RE IN LUCK."
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"( solemn organ music )"
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"( Man whispering ): AND NOW, THERE IS THE MA YOR--"
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"AND THEREARE THEALDERMEN"
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"MAGNIFICENTLY RESPLENDENT IN THEIR ALDERMANIC HOSE"
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"ANDJUST LOOKAT THE POWER IN THOSE THIGHS."
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"THE NEWZEALANDERSARE GOING TO FIND IT PRETTY TOUGH GOING"
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"IN THE SET PIECES IN THE SECOND HALF."
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"AND NOW THE MA YOR HAS REACHED"
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"AND NOW THE MA YORAL HUMAN BEING"
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"TAKES THE MA YORAL PEN IN HIS MA YORAL HAND"
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"AND WATCHED BY THE LADY MA YORESS"
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"WHO, OF COURSE, SCORED THATMAGNIFICENT TRY"
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"IN THE FIRST HALF, SIGNS THE FISHY EXEMPTION."
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"AND THE GREAT CUSTOMER, MR. ERIC PRALINE"
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"WHO IS UNDERSTANDABLYAWED"
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"BY THE MAGNIFICENCE AND EVEN THEABSURDITY"
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"OF THIS GREAT OCCASION HERE AT CARDIFFARMS PARK"
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"HAS FINALLY GONE SPARE"
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"AND NOW THEALDERMAN ARE FINISHING THEIR ORANGES"
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"Announcer: And here come the Derby CounciL XV"
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"foLLowing the ALL BLacks out onto the pitch."
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"There, in the center of the picture"
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"you can see Dawn PaLethorpe on Sir GeraLd--"
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"one of the fastest wingers"
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"On the Left-hand side of the picture"
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"for Derby CounciL in the Lines out."
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"And it's the ALL BLacks to kick off."
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"Wilson to kick off."
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"Oh, and I can see there"
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"the Chairman of the By-Ways and Highways Committee"
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"who's obviously recovered from that very nasty bLow"
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"he got in that Loose baLL in the first half."
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"And Wilson kicks off"
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"and it's the Town CLerk's taken the baLL beautifuLly there."
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"I'm not quite sure what happened there."
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"I couLdn't see, but there's a scrum-down."
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"I think it's an ALL BLacks' baLL."
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"They were up on them very fast."
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"Obviously, they're going to try very hard in this half"
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"and Derby CounciL have got the baLL against the head."
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"There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the..."
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"uh, the Chairman of the Highway and By-way Committee"
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"who's kicked for touch."
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"The Line out-- and it's into the Line out"
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"and the Mayor has got the baLL again."
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"To the Borough Surveyor."
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"He's Left out the MedicaL Officer of Health."
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"Straight aLong the Line to the Lady Mayoress"
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"and the Lady Mayoress has got to go through!"
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"Number two has missed her!"
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"There's only the fuLL back to beat!"
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"And she has scored!"
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"It's 11 points to three."
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"CLIFF, THIS MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY DISAPPOINTING RESULT"
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"FOR THE ALL BLACKS."
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"WELL, THEY'VE HAD VERY BAD LUCK ON THEIR TOUR SO FAR."
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"IN FACT, THEY MISSED FOUR VERY EASY KICKS"
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"AGAINST THE EXETER AMATEUR OPERATIC SOCIETY"
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"WHICH MUST HAVE COST THEM THE MATCH."
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"AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WAS THAT CRIPPLING DEFEAT"
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