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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Wheaton Recurrence (S03E03)

"The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man."
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"The Pope Paul V to my Galileo."
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"The Internet Explorer to my Firefox."
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"Not carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?"
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"I'm the proud owner of Wil-Wheaton-stinks.com..."
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"...dot-net and dot-org. What does that tell you?"
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"Seven-to-12-year-old division."
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"Also, Penny's pretty good."
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"Great. Then it's on."
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"Foolish Wil Wheaton."
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"Yes!"
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"A common spare."
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"The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant."
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"Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment..."
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"...watch how it's really done."
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"I am the ball."
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"My thoughts are its thoughts."
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"Its holes are my holes."
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"Tweet that, Tweety Bird."
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"- I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan. - Oh, thanks."
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"I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions..."
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"- You wanna get into this right now? - Get into what?"
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"Why wouldn't you love the chili-cheese fries?"
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"They've been in your life a long time."
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"They make you happy. They deserve to know."
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"Okay, look, you caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say."
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"- I'm not sure. - How can you not be sure?"
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"The place was in bed after I said, "I love you"..."
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"...and you said, "Thank you. Good night.""
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"- Don't push it, Leonard. - I am not pushing anything."
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"You are. You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you.""
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"Ah. The premature "I love you.""
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"I guessed premature. Does that count?"
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"Penny."
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"Penny."
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"- What? - This is for you."
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"- Ice cream? - I've been familiarizing myself..."
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"...with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip "Cathy.""
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"Um..."
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"Ack."
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"And if you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna."
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"Did Leonard send you over here?"
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"No. We haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night..."
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"...caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer, Wil Wheaton."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry about that."
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"Not too proud to admit that I cried myself to sleep."
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"- Again, I'm sorry. - Let me tell you..."
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"...sleep did not come easily..."
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"...with Leonard in the next room singing along with Alanis Morissette."
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"- You're kidding. - No."
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"Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream."
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"What part of this is supposed to make me feel better?"
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"The part where I tell you I've engineered a rematch..."
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"...with Stuart's team for tonight."
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"Oh, honey, I don't know. Things are a little weird with Leonard right now."
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"You want me to remove him from the team? I'm the captain, I can do that."
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"No, no, that's okay. Just let me talk to him and I'll get back to you."
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"- When are you going to talk to him? - I don't know."
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"You're not gonna leave me until I do it?"
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"Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question."
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"- I think we should talk now. - What? No, it's okay."
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"We don't have to talk because there's nothing to talk about."
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"- Everything's good. - Really?"
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"...because I said something nice to a bowl of chili fries?"
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"All right, maybe I overreacted."
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"So we're in two different places, emotionally. So what?"
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"And maybe I'm a little ahead of you, and that's fine."
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"In fact, it makes sense, because let's face it..."
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"...I've been in this relationship two years longer than you."
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"Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you."
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"It's just that I've said the L word too soon before..."
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"Really? I wouldn't know what that's like."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- You know what I'm talking about. - Yeah, I do."
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"We are good. We are great."
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"All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug."
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"Yes, I was eavesdropping. There's a lot at stake."
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"Attention, all bowlers..."
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"...I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch."
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"- The Wesley Crushers? - No, not the Wesley Crushers."
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"The Wesley "Crushers.""
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"- I don't get it. - Wesley Crusher..."
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"...was Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek."
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"Still don't get it."
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"It's a blindingly clever play on words."
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"By appropriating his character's name and adding the S..."
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"...we imply that we will be the crushers of Wesley."
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"I'm sorry, but the Wesley Crushers..."
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"...sounds like people who like Wesley Crusher."
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"No, again, it's not the Wesley Crushers."
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"It's the Wesley "Crushers.""
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"No, if you want it to mean you're crushing Wesley..."
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"...it'd be the "Wesley" Crushers."
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"Do you people even hear yourselves? It's not the Wesley Crushers."
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"It's not the "Wesley" Crushers, it's Wesley "Crushers.""
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"Hey, look. They named their team after me."
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"No, it's not... Never mind."
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"So we're all clear on the bet and the stakes?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"The losers will be publicly humiliated in a fashion to be chosen by the victor."
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"FYI, I plan on having you publish a scientific paper..."
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"...expounding the discredited Belakovsky hypotheses."
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"Ouch again."
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"Hey, Sheldon."
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"I wanted you to know I'm looking forward to wiping the floor with you."
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"Oh, yes? Well, before I respond, let me ask you a question."
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"Is your mother a good or poor bowler?"
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"- After you. - No, after you."
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"It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first."
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"All right."
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"It's a custom, not a rule."
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"That's right, Sheldon. Embrace the dark side."
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"That's not even from your franchise."
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"I, um... I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides..."
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"...I bear you no ill will."
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"- Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know. - Mm-hm."
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"People from opposite sides often have good relationships."
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"You know, Romeo and Juliet..."
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"...Tony and Maria from West Side Story."
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"What's-his-name and the big, blue chick in Avatar."
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