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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - The Austere Academy: Part One (S02E02)

"but that advanced computer prevents us from waltzing in the front door."
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"You're as ugly as something I found in my teeth recently!"
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"Little girl."
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"Mmm."
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"That's language arts."
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"[babbles]"
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"- Hello, I'm Larry, your waiter. - We know you."
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"- You were dressed as a clown. - You gave us peppermints."
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"Uh, peppermints are not a recognized part of the lunch program,"
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"Out of my way."
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"Explain how adorable I am!"
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"- Look at her pinafore! - Look at her pretty face!"
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"- Sorry. I have to look for something. - What were you gonna give us?"
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"Macaroni and cheese... and boiled wieners!"
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"[Klaus] As if eating cafeteria food isn't punishing enough."
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"but I'm afraid it's a cake-sniffer-free zone."
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"[students] Cake-sniffing orphans in the Orphan Shack!"
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"She's so awful, Mrs. Bass is considering a life of crime."
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""I would rather eat a bowl of vampire bats than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats.""
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"I'm Isadora Quagmire, and this is my brother Duncan."
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"We lost our parents in a terrible fire. And our brother, Quigley."
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"Nobody likes tap dancing."
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"in the Orphan Shack!"
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"She's been even worse since Nero got her those shoes."
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"[both] Where did you get that?"
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"[Klaus] Why would ours have the same device?"
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"Why don't we know each other? It's like they were hiding all this stuff."
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"we've seen things we can't explain."
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"Did it look like this?"
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"- How can we find one? - Is the library open?"
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"[sighs] Not for long."
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"Get out of here. Give this a decent burial."
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"- and steal your shoes. - [sniffing]"
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"- You can come back tomorrow. - We can't wait. Please."
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"- to all of our questions. - What's the title?"
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"Let me see what I can do."
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"You don't happen to know its Dewey Decimal number?"
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"Let's see. Incomplete History of Secret Organizations, The."
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"[sighs]"
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"- I'm sorry. - You don't have it."
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"this place has become something of a faltering institution."
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"The Incomplete History of Treachery?"
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"The Incomplete History of Pretentiousness? [Grunts]"
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"In every library, there is a single book"
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"Where did you hear that?"
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"I don't know. I must have read it somewhere. Why?"
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"now that she's abandoned her dissertation to become a welterweight boxer."
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"The Quagmires are triplets."
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"All decent people do."
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"[Klaus] I wanted to find that book."
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"We still could. We'll make a plan."
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"We haven't felt at home for a long time."
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"See you soon."
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"then you never have to come back to this school again."
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"Uh, no, I'm not. I mean, it's okay, I'm a grown-up."
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"- I'm telling Nero. - You don't have to do that."
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"Unless you give me something."
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"I already gave you half of my burrito."
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"[screaming]"
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"Tell me what you want, what you really, really want."
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"Oh, I'll tell you what I want,"
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"what I really, really want."
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"So much to learn, orphans, and I am here to school you. [Chuckles]"
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"One, two..."
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"Oh, I know who you are now."
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"- You sound just like your mother, Quigley. - Duncan."
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"the number of sapphires in your secret vaults."
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"Well, well, it seems this trip to Prufrock will bring me twice the fortune."
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"Get moving. I'm talking to you, cheerleaders."
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"Get your costume on, mascot!"
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"I prefer the term interdisciplinary gender studies."
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"I'm hungry for revenge."
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"All right, fine. [Grunts]"
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"Working with kids, am I right?"
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"- [grunting] - I don't know how you got in here."
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"A plan! I have a plan! You are not much of a spy, Barry."
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"[chuckling deviously]"
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"[chanting] Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock!"
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"You sound cold. Are you in the mountains?"
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"- Did you deliver the book? - [shivering] I had some complications."
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"They'll stop at nothing. You must be freezing."
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"apparently to retrieve a pen that they've dropped."
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"- The world... - Is quiet here."
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"When the world is noisy, the world may feel as if it is coming apart."
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"It's also hard to hold a private conversation."
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"Maybe we should ask our mascot! What do you say?"
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"It sounded like you said..."
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"- Who can't be beat? - [students] A dead horse!"
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"[Nero] I know things seemed less peppy"
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"on the way home from that away game."
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"[both] Latin."
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"Alone!"
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"Until, of course, you meet someone who truly understands"
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"No, no, not you. No."
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"So much to learn, and I am here to school you."
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"[students cheering]"
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"[theme music playing]"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪"
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"♪ At school the Baudelaires are forced To live in an old shack ♪"
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"♪ They run a lot of laps Which keeps them in fantastic shape ♪"
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"♪ But you're the one who ought to take This chance for an escape ♪"
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"♪ There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"This is a secret passageway in a restricted area"
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"My name is Lemony Snicket."
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"If you've been following the story as closely as some people have,"
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"is horrible to contemplate."
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"Everything about the Baudelaires' situation"
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"If you're interested in stories with a happy ending,"
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"Not only is there a happy ending, there's a happy beginning"
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"It features the three luckiest children, who are darling and precocious,"
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"It's called A Pony Party, and I can't put it down, Mr. Tamerlane."
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"- [coughing] - Poe, are you there?"
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"- Put down the book. [Sighs] - I'll put this down."
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"From a house full of snakes in the middle of nowhere,"
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