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Clips from Futurama - 30% Iron Chef (S04E04)

"Wait. A pie with hobo-lifting aroma? Who baked it?"
Futurama
"Helmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever."
Futurama
"His restaurant was so high-tone..."
Futurama
"the only way to get reservations..."
Futurama
"Yo, Spargle. If you're such a great cook, how'd you end up in this dump?"
Futurama
"Ages ago, I was the host of a TV show..."
Futurama
"that sponsored the show decided it was too old-fashioned."
Futurama
"We need a chef who can attract today's younger..."
Futurama
"- Elzar! - Get lost, old man!"
Futurama
"only more interesting 'cause it involves robots."
Futurama
"That jerk Elzar ruined my dream of being a chef too."
Futurama
"even "smision," to be able to taste."
Futurama
"You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste..."
Futurama
"your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavor."
Futurama
"- I could? - Yes."
Futurama
"Bender, hear me well. I shall train you."
Futurama
"But first you must forget everything you know about cooking."
Futurama
"I'm acting astonished."
Futurama
"- Fry, you scoundrel! - I don't remember any of that."
Futurama
"Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials... $10."
Futurama
"There you go."
Futurama
"Your training is complete, little dessert spoon."
Futurama
"Now, just as the man who wishes to be world chess champion..."
Futurama
"must win at least one game of chess..."
Futurama
"so must you serve at least one edible meal."
Futurama
"Succeed, and I shall reveal to you..."
Futurama
"Oh, yeah!"
Futurama
"- Slop's on! - Fine-lookin' eats."
Futurama
"It is... acceptable."
Futurama
"Yahoo! Another thing I'm great at."
Futurama
"Wait. Why'd you stop eating, master?"
Futurama
"Because... my stomach is about to explode."
Futurama
"What? My dinner killed you?"
Futurama
"The important thing is that you defeat Elzar after I am gone."
Futurama
"And using this, you cannot fail."
Futurama
"Ooh, a diamond vial of Mrs. Dash?"
Futurama
"No. It is the essence of pure flavor."
Futurama
"A few drops will cause the inner perfection..."
Futurama
"- There goes my... - life."
Futurama
"I'll avenge you, master."
Futurama
"that I shall defeat Elzar!"
Futurama
"Oh, I'm not drunk. I'm mentally ill."
Futurama
"But I likes what-what you said."
Futurama
"Elzar, I'm a walking pile of your unfinished business!"
Futurama
"He says, "Ooh, I'm dead.""
Futurama
"Spargle, huh? What'd he do, bland himself to death?"
Futurama
"No. He was eating some food I made..."
Futurama
"Now I'm here to avenge him!"
Futurama
"Maybe so, but you are his sworn enemy."
Futurama
"of Kitchen Coliseum."
Futurama
"Whose ever meal is best will claim the title of Iron Cook."
Futurama
"Iron Cook, eh? I can't lose. I'm 30% iron."
Futurama
"You're goin' down!"
Futurama
"Iron-a Cook-oo-ooh!"
Futurama
"Yeah, you show him!"
Futurama
"Captain of the Harlem Globetrotters, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate."
Futurama
"Konnichiwa, brother."
Futurama
"The secret is fresh pork."
Futurama
"And now, Chairman Koji will present..."
Futurama
"the theme ingredient to be used in every dish today."
Futurama
"Soylent Green, a classic ingredient of gourmet cooking."
Futurama
"Aki, what's Elzar making?"
Futurama
"- You've never seen mine. - No, I haven't."
Futurama
"Fifteen minutes remaining."
Futurama
"The Iron Cook is bringing in his signature creation..."
Futurama
"All right. Never mind."
Futurama
"Oh, the guilt. The unbearable guilt!"
Futurama
"Fifteen seconds."
Futurama
"Master Spargle, if you can hear me up there..."
Futurama
"The Iron Cook Neptunian has gone all out to please thejudges."
Futurama
"Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man."
Futurama
"Whose confection will achieve perfection?"
Futurama
"Whose food stuff will be the good stuff?"
Futurama
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto."
Futurama
"Chairman-san, I came here with one goal..."
Futurama
"- I believe I've done that. - No question."
Futurama
"But the true Zen of flavor is not found in a coliseum."
Futurama
"and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier..."
Futurama
"And what is worse, I framed my dearest friend, Fry."
Futurama
"so I must take the only honorable path, what with the killing myself."
Futurama
"Huh?"
Futurama
"And that's how I defeated Elzar..."
Futurama
"Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it again on TV."
Futurama
"Spargle's magic ingredient was water, ordinary water!"
Futurama
"No! Ah!"
Futurama
"the confidence to be your best."
Futurama
"Yes, ordinary water laced with nothing more..."
Futurama
"The important thing is by my standards, I won fair and square."
Futurama
"cooked with plenty of... confidence?"
Futurama
"And now, extend a formulated greeting to Master Chef Elzar!"
Futurama
"Sure. Me?"
Futurama
"For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony."
Futurama
"How interesting, Dr. Zoidberg. Do go on."
Futurama
"How's that for a coincidence, Professor..."
Futurama
"Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings..."
Futurama
"raspberry vinaigrette."
Futurama
"and by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded."
Futurama
"Chairman Koji!"
Futurama
"but today, one has barged his way in..."
Futurama
"In the English countryside, many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds."
Futurama
"- Look at Bender roll that dough! - I've never seen such confident..."
Futurama
"powerful strokes of the ass."
Futurama
"Get your commemorative turkey basters."
Futurama
"Time up-ooh!"
Futurama
"He's even garnished the salad with $ 100 bills."
Futurama
"Scrumptious! Morbo will store this in his sack for future digestion."
Futurama
"a student of the legendary Helmut Spargle."
Futurama
"The challenger's ugly food has shown us..."
Futurama
"The loser is doomed to scrub."
Futurama
"to humiliate Elzar in a large stadium."
Futurama
"It is found in a small kitchen with friends."
Futurama
"I can never repay him his $10..."
Futurama
"So the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence..."
Futurama
"Ow. What?"
Futurama
"Today, I've personalized each of your meals."
Futurama
"Wait. What would the robot do?"
Futurama
"Oh, okay. I thought you said "romo.""
Futurama
"I have eight other senses, but I'd trade them all..."
Futurama
"- Aw, man! - Oh, it hurts."
Futurama
"of any dish to blossom forth."
Futurama
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