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Clips from The Office - New Boss (S05E05)

"And classy, yeah."
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"Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code."
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"So, this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously."
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"Oh! Here's one. A string quartet playing classical music."
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"You know, that's good, but it's not classy. I need something"
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"classy, like the opening of a car dealership."
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"Mr. Peanut is not classy. He is."
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"He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat."
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"That's what makes him classy."
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"DWIGHT: Okay, how about this?"
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"covered in chocolate-covered strawberries."
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"Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy."
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"Okay, let's just try this one on for size,"
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"and I apologize, 'cause it's right off the top of my head."
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"Strawberries?"
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"Not classy."
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"Declasse. French!"
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"MICHAEL: Yes? Michael,"
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"Miner? I hardly know her!"
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, are you coming out now?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, well, well, who have we here?"
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"It is Prince Charles Miner!"
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"At your service. Everybody, this is Sir Charles Miner,"
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"so just give it up for this big guy, right?"
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"Here he is. There he is."
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"CHARLES: Hey. Hi."
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"Hi, everyone..."
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"You know what? I want everybody to go into the break room."
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"Dwight, would you escort our guest in there?"
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"Come on. Here we go. Don't be shy."
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"Hey. Yes?"
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"No, I mean I could've brought a change of clothes, or..."
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"You look dynamite."
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"Very slick. Okay, let me get the fish."
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"Scranton quickly became one of Pennsylvania's"
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"Surprise! There's nothing in here."
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"God! Okay, come on! Come on!"
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"Surprise!"
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"Thank you. Took me all night."
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"I met this guy at corporate last week,"
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"And besides, the last two people to have his job"
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"I do."
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) It's gonna be mental!"
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"ANGELA: Really? I don't see it."
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"Hey. Just wanted to say,"
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"I didn't think you'd notice."
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"It's funny, actually. There's another salesman out here,"
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"You'd understand if you read the memo,"
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"It was pretty crazy."
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"I'll grant you that, so I'm gonna..."
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"Your name's Jim? Jim Halpert, yep,"
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"I thought I'd be funny."
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"Took him 40 minutes to get ready."
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"All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops."
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"Accounting, front and center."
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"Hey. I come from accounting, too."
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"Nerd alert!"
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"This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino,"
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"and he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil,"
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"who broke his heart, but he didn't bring any of that into work,"
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"This little hell-raiser is Angela."
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"You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history."
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"(CHUCKLING) and he has no sexual history."
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"How about I just say hi to everyone at one time?"
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"Good! Good, good, good."
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"Well... Above and beyond. Great. That's great."
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"CHARLES: Hey, you know, we're in tough times,"
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"and we're not immune to this economy."
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"That's true. But the goal is"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Stanley Hudson. Are there going to be layoffs?"
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"No, absolutely not."
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"Hold on, Michael, thank you."
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"but we'll try everything in our power to avoid that."
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"Well, due to the economy, there's a lot of worry going around."
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"Why don't..."
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"Yeah, what I told Michael..."
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"Charles is going to tell you."
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"...is that we are cutting 3% across the board,"
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"Fantastic. Well, it's not official."
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"And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches"
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"to consider a freeze on discretionary spending."
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"Such as salary benefits, etcetera, etcetera..."
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"No, no."
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"...insurance. Not salaries."
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"(WHISPERING) What about your party?"
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"Okay, okay. You know what?"
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"Charles Miner, ladies and gentlemen. He has a long trip home."
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"Thank you for coming in. We have to get back to work!"
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"I've got this covered. This was just a meet and greet."
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"in all of the responsibilities that I'm supposed to have."
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"David, it was my understanding"
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"DAVID: What gave you that idea?"
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"I see."
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"Listen, why don't we just leave that position vacant?"
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"under a lack of accountability."
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"Look, Michael, Charles is very qualified."
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"Get to know him."
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"I really think the two of you are going to make a great team."
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"But the branch is still mine?"
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"You're still the branch manager, yes."
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"And if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know."
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"Right. David, are you coming to my fifteenth anniversary party?"
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"I'll give it my best shot, Michael."
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"No, no, no, the other thing."
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"Okay. If we hire Cirque du Soleil as salaried employees,"
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"will that help us with the year-end tax stuff?"
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"should try to get to know each other better, and I agree."
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"that you've never told anybody before."
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"No."
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"Come on. What's your wife's name?"
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"Where did you work before you came here?"
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"Saticoy Steel."
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"Beautiful!"
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"See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names."
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"No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel."
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"Does David know this? Yeah, he knows."
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