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Clips from American Dad! - American Stepdad (S08E08)

"I mean her giving to receiving ratio is like three to one."
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"Fine."
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"Stan, you speak up and look at Tom when he asks you a question."
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"Tom worked really hard on this meal."
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"Well, it's gross, and I don't like it."
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"Shut up! You're not my dad!"
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"Stan!"
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"Damn mower!"
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"By the size of those pit stains,"
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"Your mow-stripes are a little curved, huh?"
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"May I?"
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"You got the left rear wheel"
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"elevated at a six,"
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"sometimes they come off the line like this."
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"Listen, little monkey."
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"This is hard to explain,"
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"but sometimes grown-ups use expressions"
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"that they don't really mean."
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"I was driving the other car."
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"So we're all in agreement that this Fast and Furious could be"
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"the most action-packed one yet, right?"
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"But Steven, it'll never get made with all the hardcore gay sex."
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"and deliver the clean script to Hollywood."
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"Then this movie will definitely get made."
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"Let's do it!"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Pull out all the pages that need to be cut."
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"as they enter the Toyota Service Center?"
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"No, I think that's okay."
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"so Vin Diesel sits in his lap and shifts for him?"
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"That's just teamwork."
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"Okay look, how about this?"
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"We were able to keep eight pages."
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"Now let's take this baby to Hollywood!"
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"(all cheer)"
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"Whoa, no way! Cool car!"
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"Socket wrench me, would ya?"
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"I could teach you..."
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"Here we go."
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"(engine roars)"
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"It started, you did it!"
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"I hate to interrupt my boys getting along so well,"
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"but Tom, we really should hit the road."
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"Whoa! We almost died."
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"Where are you guys going?"
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"(gravelly voice): Mr. Yabo is taking me to Niagara Falls"
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"for our honeymoon.""
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"Seriously, that's how you sound."
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"That sounds fun."
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"Are you guys taking the Dodge?"
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"Why would I do that, Stan? This isn't my car."
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"Stan, my stepfather gave this car to me,"
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"and now I'm giving it to you."
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"You'll give it to your stepson."
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"I'll take good care of her."
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"I mean, Stan."
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"No, it's okay..."
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"You're the man of the house for the weekend."
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"Wow."
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"I want to remember this day forever."
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"Bye, Dad! Have fun, Dad!"
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"See you when you get back, Dad!"
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"Do you think he'll love it? He'll love it."
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"I can't wait for him to get back!"
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"this was Roger's plan all along!"
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"He's gonna kill my mom just to get his attic back!"
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"Roger's gonna kill my mom! (shrieks)"
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"Out of the way! My family's in danger!"
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"(tires squeal)"
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"Well? Are you gonna make it?!"
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"but this is obviously not a genuine Randy Scott Knobson."
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"It's missing one key component: the gay sex scenes."
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"You see, boys, the Fast & Furious franchise has"
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"to be written, and filmed, super gay."
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"The gay undertones are what create the chemistry and tension"
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"Oh... I always felt their love went much deeper than cars."
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"Yep, we shoot everything Randy writes, everything,"
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"Wait! We have the sex scenes!"
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"Looks like we're in business, boys."
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"(all cheer)"
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"Come on. Bring it in, bring it in."
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"I let him into my heart, and he betrayed me!"
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"Well, I'm coming for you, Tom Yabo!"
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"Damn it! I'm gonna have to go for it."
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"Yes! Yes! The camera is loving you."
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"Um, get closer to the edge."
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"to the area without the railing in the way."
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"Stay right there, Betts. Gotta reload."
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"I got this."
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"Whoa, no! I'll never make it!"
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"Aw, man, I wussed out."
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"Mom, look out! He's trying to kill you!"
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"What?"
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"Son, no..."
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"Whenever I let a man inside me, it hurts."
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"Stan, I'm not trying to kill your mom!"
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""How to Kill Your Spouse at Niagara Falls"?!"
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"Because I'm trying to kill him! (grunts)"
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"(Roger gasps)"
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"Mom, what the hell?!"
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"I told you I wanted to be independent, Stan,"
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"but you wouldn't listen."
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"What?! Betts-Betts!"
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"It was the only way I could afford to live on my own."
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"(grunts) I can't hold you both!"
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"I just resewed my rectum!"
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"Then save me, I'm your mother!"
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"You said it yourself, Stan."
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"Tom Yabo loved us."
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"And you... you used him!"
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"It's okay, Stan. I used her, too."
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"What? For the attic?"
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"(whispers): And it was worth it."
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"(grunts)"
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"Why'd you let go?!"
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"Because I don't think your mom and I are gonna be able"
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"You don't have to be in my family to be my family!"
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"Dude, seriously?"
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"I really wish I'd known before I let go...!"
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"I can't believe he's gone."
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