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Clips from The Simpsons - In the Name of the Grandfather (S20E20)

"They're blanks, Abe."
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"(ALL MOANING HAPPILY)"
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"- Hey, what happened to the bubbles? - You good-for-nothing jellyfish!"
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"While you were lying here soaking like a bunch of dirty dishes,"
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"I was Ionelier than Estes Kefauver at a meeting of Murder Incorporated!"
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"That actually makes sense! Look it up!"
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"Sorry we missed your special day, Grampa."
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"The thing is, I ain't got much life left to live,"
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"and a wasted day like today is one I know I'll never get back."
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"Oh, Dad, I never knew you had dreams or emotions."
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"We'll make it up to you."
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"We'll do something you've always wanted to do but never got the chance."
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"Well, there are a few things I was hoping to do"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about a jar?"
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"Okay."
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"(HOMER READING)"
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""Pitch in the Negro Leagues.""
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"I can think of at least two problems with that."
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"Can't read that one. My thumb's over it."
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"HOMER: This place is in Ireland? ABE: That's right."
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"Now let's make our reservations!"
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"Lousy old man, making me look up at an airplane."
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"(IRISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"PILOTON P. A: Welcome to Ireland, also known as the Emerald Isle,"
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"and the Land of Bad Poetry."
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"And on your left, you'll see Western Ireland."
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"On your right, you'll see Kathy Ireland."
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"Hi, everyone."
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"I'm finally back."
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"The days I spent at O'Flanagan's Pub were the happiest ones of my life."
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"ALL: (SINGING) We drink all day We're full of guilt"
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"We know we're not Scots 'cause we don't wear a kilt"
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"We toss our darts with a beer in our hand"
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"We boil our food till it tastes really bland"
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"This is the life in Ireland"
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"Ireland!"
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"(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(BLEATING)"
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"(SINGING) Oh, this is the life in Ireland"
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"It looks like the puzzle at the pediatrician's office."
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"Get ready to step back to a simpler age, filled with tweed caps,"
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"cheerful sheep and unending troubles."
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"What the..."
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"Upscale boutiques?"
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"Yup-rechauns!"
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"Plasma screen TV."
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"Summer in Tuscany."
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"Well, Ireland is at the forefront of Europe's tech boom."
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"In your face, Belgium!"
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"No! I'll be good."
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"But my favorite pub is still there."
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"Where's the singing? Where's 20-year-old me?"
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"- Tom O'Flanagan? - Quiet!"
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"They're in the home stretch now! Come on. Come on. Move your fetlocks!"
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"- This broadcast is from 1979. - Yes."
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"I'm just an old man yelling at me tapes."
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"I've got lots of time for that now no one comes into me bar anymore."
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"(MISPRONOUNCING) It's been years since I've sold so much as a pint."
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"It's been so long I've forgotten how to say it!"
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"It's a joke to even call this place a pube."
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"What happened, Tom?"
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"Everyone got jobs, that's what happened."
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"Sir, I brought my father thousands of miles just to drink at your bar."
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"Do you mean it? Look, don't toy with an old man's heart now."
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"I'll have one drink, one cocktail and one booze, please."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, I just spent 10 hours on a plane. I'm staying here."
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"They've got German Krusty on TV."
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"(GREETING IN GERMAN)"
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"(SPEAKING GERMAN)"
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"(SPEAKING GERMAN)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Such a beautiful language."
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"That's not how a family vacation works."
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"We do things together while your father has fun without us."
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"We have this delicious Australian Shiraz."
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"(SPUTTERS)"
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"- An Irish drink. - Fine."
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"Here's some Bushmills whiskey served in a potato, floating in a Guinness stout!"
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"I said an Irish drink!"
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"That's better."
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""The Giant's Causeway is the result of a volcanic eruption.""
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"Well, kids, isn't that an informational fact? Kids?"
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"Come back here!"
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"Guinness has been brewed since 1759. Who'd like to know our secret recipe?"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING EX CITEDLY)"
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"I'm not going to tell you."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"Sure if I did, it wouldn't be a secret."
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"MAN: Oh, yeah."
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"- That concludes our tour. - WOMAN: She is great."
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"(MARGE HUMMING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Well, you may know the ingredients,"
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"- but you don't know the ratio! - Fifty-fifty?"
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""At Mick Ellis Island, returning immigrants who are sick of America"
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""are processed by Irish authorities.""
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"- Name? - Frank Smith."
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"From now on, you're Francis O'Shaunessey. Next."
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"You're Liam Fitzpatrick and you're brothers with him."
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"I said you're brothers. I didn't say you got along."
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"They say if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"
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"you get the gift of gab, which is great,"
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"but I'm not sure I like the idea of getting a gift in return for kissing."
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"What kind of a message is that for Lisa and Maggie?"
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"Those are my daughters. But on the other hand,"
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"America doesn't have any stones worth kissing, except for Stone Phillips."
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"Do you have one of him here? If so, he's our your him."
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"(SINGING) K- l-S-S-M-Y-A-S-S spells kiss my ass"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"BART: Fresh."
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"I'm gonna carve me initials in it!"
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"(GULPS)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"ALL: (SINGING) This is the life in Ireland"
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"You okay, Dad?"
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"I just had a nightmare that I was back with your mother!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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