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Clips from The Simpsons - Funeral for a Fiend (S19E19)

"But the only way you'll find happiness"
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"is by making your peace with Bob."
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"Well, I guess I could say good-bye."
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"You'd better make it snappy."
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"They're cremating him in 30 minutes."
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"I'll be scattering his ashes over the castles of France."
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"Take that, ashes."
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"I'm going to set things right. Wanna come with me?"
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"I would, but tonight my dad's taking me to the batting cage."
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"Major Leagueball/strike counter!"
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"Ball one, ball two, strike one..."
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"Hi, Lisa."
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"but your family owes me for two weeks."
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"Milhouse, have you seen Bart?"
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"Bart Simpson?"
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"Mind if I sit down for a second?"
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"Feet... killing?!"
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"We've got to save Bart!"
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"Now? But I'm getting a home perm."
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"Now!"
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"Bob, it's me, Bart."
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"I came here to tell you I never meant for you to die."
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"Then let's give the people what they want!"
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"Bob planned this from the beginning."
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"He wanted to be captured at the restaurant."
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"He would never get a Shakespeare quote wrong."
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"No."
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"His mother was a Shakespearian actress."
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"- His father is a doctor. - A doctor, huh?"
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"So when Bob collapsed in the courtroom..."
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"I remember."
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"...his father could take that"
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"opportunity to inject Bob"
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"with a powerful drug that simulated death."
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"It was a diabolical scheme, and every"
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"member of his family played a part!"
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"Are you done? 'Cause I've been circling the funeral home"
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"Cool, I found a trapdoor that leads to an underground city."
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"Here I go!"
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"Oh, my God, it's beautiful!"
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"- Are you buying this? - When they find your ashes,"
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"And I'll be far away with my loving family."
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"And it was my flawless performance"
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"as the grieving brother that sealed the deal."
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"Yes, and Hamlet is all about Laertes."
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"Would you please stop comparing me to Laertes!"
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"If the doublet fits..."
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"Hey, what smells so good?"
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"Zeus' pimples!"
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"Hot! Hot! Hot!"
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"You're too late, Simpsons!"
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"Get me out of here!"
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"What are you doing? I can't breathe!"
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"Freeze, Sideshow Snobs!"
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"You have the right to remain silent, but I hope you don't."
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"Wait, I must know."
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"of my mosaic of murder?"
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"I grew suspicious when I saw the casket"
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"had extra room built-in for your feet."
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"that extra money of a dead man?"
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"Damn these glorious gunboats!"
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"Nice try, Bob,"
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"but you didn't count on one thing."
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"Take him away!"
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"Well, this time I think Sideshow Bob"
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"Yeah, the only thing that's"
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"going to be hacked to pieces now"
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"is this celebratory cake!"
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"So who wants a nice big slice?"
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"Slash!"
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"There he goes again."
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"You have 87 years to get used to it, Father."
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"East bids two hearts."
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"Three diamonds."
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"Three clubs."
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"Transcript : Raceman"
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"Sounds like you've given us some words to eat by."
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"I've gotten so much accomplished."
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"then even worse!"
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"Impossible."
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"Nobody do it."
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"Finally, the ribs."
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"I've made no mistakes."
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"You see? He knows I'm going through a rough patch,"
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"I... I..."
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"whose funeral we're presenting"
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"with live shovel-to-shovel coverage."
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"Bart, I know this is nuts, but try to look sad."
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"Sideshow Bob!"
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"Simpsons."
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"Marge, he's got to get over his fear of coffins."
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"Hack! Die!"
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"Then it gets better,"
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"Miss Hoover."
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"Yoink!"
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"I'd look like a swamp monster from a child's nightmare!"
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"that lured you to your dooms."
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"Mama Moe didn't raise no fools."
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"Sucker."
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"Their commercial featured a talking frog."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, lighten up."
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"On The Krusty Show"
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"And it seems to me your loyal fans"
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"respects to Sideshow Bob."
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"That's odd. There doesn't seem to be anyone here."
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"Sorry, there's a lot of these..."
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"Is the defendant's attorney present?"
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"I still can't stand him."
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