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Clips from Futurama - The Late Philip J. Fry (S06E06)

"Sorry I'm late."
Futurama
"You're not mad?"
Futurama
"it's actually my fault for thinking"
Futurama
"you might be on time for once."
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"Anyhow, I ate both our lunches."
Futurama
"It wasn't cheap."
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"Please, let me make it up to you."
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"Wow, that'll be"
Futurama
"the nicest place I've ever been stood up."
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"Not this time."
Futurama
"bachelor party of all time!"
Futurama
"Whoo-who-who... Cares?"
Futurama
"I'm having dinner with leela."
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"Just go to your stupid party."
Futurama
"No! I can throw up on a stripper anytime."
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"Tonight, I want to not throw up..."
Futurama
"Your loss."
Futurama
"Cubert, fetch my drinking teeth."
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"I just have to sign leela's birthday card."
Futurama
"- How do you spell "XO"? - Guh!"
Futurama
"It's a record-your-own-message card."
Futurama
"Does it have to be nude?"
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"I guess not. That never occurred to me."
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"If I leave now, record a birthday greeting on the way,"
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"score some fancy cologne at the newsstand,"
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"I'll be exactly on time."
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"You're not going anywhere!"
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"But I have a date."
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"A time-traveling machine!"
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"Time? I can't go back there!"
Futurama
"Ah, but this time machine only goes forward in time!"
Futurama
"or do something disgusting, like sleep with your own grandmother."
Futurama
"Okay, hurry. Let's get it over with."
Futurama
"I can record Leela's birthday card"
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"I'm really sorry I'm gonna be one minute late,"
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"'cause we're testing the Professor's"
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"dumb time machine, but..."
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"Okay, I'll just nudge us forward"
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"exactly one minute into the..."
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"Oh, dear."
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"The year 10,000?!"
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"But I promised Leela I'd be on time for dinner!"
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"Relax, Fry."
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"Everyone we ever knew died thousands of years ago."
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"Everyone we ever knew?"
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"No! They did it!"
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"And then the birds took over and ruined their society!"
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"Is that a slug maybe?"
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"allow me to read"
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"from a prepared history of our Cavern."
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"These unique rock formations were created"
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"dripping from pores in the ceiling."
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"Hey, aren't you the loser who got stood up"
Futurama
"at my other restaurant?"
Futurama
"Has anyone seen Fry's ass?"
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"Fry's not here."
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"Obviously, he went to that pervert party"
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"with Bender and the Professor."
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"to bring you breaking coverage of the disaster"
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"at Hedonismbot's bachelor party."
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"when a nuclear-powered robot stripper"
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"suffered a catastrophic reactor meltdown."
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"There is only one survivor."
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"Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies."
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"The three co-workers I liked are all dead!"
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"Fry stood me up and died?!"
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"But... But I'm still pretty angry!"
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"But also sad."
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"It's what he'd want."
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"Man, the future is a total craphole,"
Futurama
"and whoever lives here is a crap-faced sack of crap!"
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"No, without a backwards time machine,"
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"we're stuck in this craphole."
Futurama
"but we can keep going forward"
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"until people invent the backwards time machine."
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"And then we can go home."
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"? In the year 105105 ?"
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"? if man is still alive ?"
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"? In the year 252525 ?"
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"? the backwards time machine still won't have arrived ?"
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"? in all the world, there's only one technology ?"
Futurama
"? a rusty sword for practicing proctology ?"
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"? a shlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy ?"
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"? he may look like a watery wimp ?"
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"? When in fact he's a bloodthirsty shrimp!"
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"Sometimes I can't believe how successful"
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"I've been crunching the numbers"
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"on our trans-galactic strategy..."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I laid you off 20 years ago."
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"Oh, the claws can't flee like they used to."
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"Success is nice,"
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"We are travelers from the past, my good runt."
Futurama
"I see."
Futurama
"Since your time, human evolution has diverged."
Futurama
"who live underground."
Futurama
"Have you invented a backwards time machine?"
Futurama
"No, but if we apply our superior minds,"
Futurama
"we could perfect such a device within five years."
Futurama
"Ow!"
Futurama
"What's this era in human history like?"
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"but they rebelled."
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"Stupid jerks!"
Futurama
"How did you know we're time travelers?"
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"We, too, study the time travel enigma."
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"We have perfected a method using negative-mass"
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"neutrino fields that allows us"
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"to travel backwards in time."
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"All right! We can go home!"
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"All right! We can go..."
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"Men are very rare in our society."
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"Even very old and stupid males are prized."
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"I could eat."
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"And fertilize."
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"Very well."
Futurama
"Let us anoint our guests in oil without using our hands."
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"Oh, so we can stay in the future you like,"
Futurama
"but not the future I like?"
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"I was about to close the deal!"
Futurama
"The other place had a lot of good things, too!"
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