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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"I don't know what to say, Susan. The heart wants what it wants."
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"- What does that mean? - I fell in love."
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"While you were married to someone else."
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"The heart wants what it wants."
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"Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself."
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"I don't want to go back to that ugly place,"
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"You know what, I don't need an apology. I don't need anything from you."
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"- You're humiliating yourself. - You're the one who's been humiliated."
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"You walked out on your family. People think you're scum, not me."
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"So worry about yourself. I'm OK with me."
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"I can walk down the street and hold my head high."
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Squeals]"
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"As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane,"
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"an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house."
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"Aghh!"
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"Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan"
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"this could be the most humiliating moment of her life."
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"- Susan? - She was wrong."
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"- What you doing? - Locked myself out. Naked."
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"- So how are you? - Good. Good."
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"I just got back. I've been gone all day and I got your messages about dinner."
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"I'd love to come, if the invite still stands."
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"- It's a date. - Right. I assume the dress is casual."
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"[Squeals]"
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"Thanks for helping me break in. Will it be hard to replace that screen?"
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"That depends. If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves."
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"Or pants. Pants wouldn't hurt."
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"OK. I know what just happened is funny in theory,"
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"but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so, please, no jokes."
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"Hey, where have you two been?"
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"Susan had a problem finding something to wear."
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"- Was that what you meant? - Pretty much."
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"I'm sure you can figure a way to put them to bed."
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"For God sakes, Tom, they're just kids."
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"Hey, are you OK?"
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"Yes, I went jogging today and I think I pushed myself too hard."
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"You're probably not wearing the right shoes."
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"Yeah, that thought did cross my mind."
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"Gabrielle says you're taking lessons three times a week."
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"I'm thinking about playing again. It's such great exercise."
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"- That it is. - My drop shot needs a tune up."
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"Could you give me the number of your pro?"
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"- Yeah. I'll give it to you later. - What club does he work out of?"
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"Um... We're not really taking tennis lessons, Carlos."
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"You're not?"
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"It's a story Bree concocted to cover the fact we're seeing a marriage counselor."
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"Bree... Bree... He wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro."
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"Bree and I are in marriage counseling."
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"Everyone knows now."
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"If everybody would please take your seats, dinner is served."
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"[Television]"
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"[Man] A grisly discovery was made today"
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"when a chest was found in Rockwater Lake"
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"by a local businessman and his grandson while they were fishing."
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"Investigators recovered a wooden chest"
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"containing what appear to be human remains."
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"A police spokesman says the body was..."
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"OK, I got to break the ice here. You're in counseling? Big deal."
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"You want humiliation, I'll give you humiliation."
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"I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike."
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"What can I say? Right place, right time."
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"I can top that. Getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd behavior."
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"When was this?"
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"When we were first married, things got out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride."
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"You're kidding?"
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"- How? - He had a thing for spiked heels."
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"I'd like to make it clear, she was wearing them."
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"Rex cries after he ejaculates."
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"So is Rex gone for good?"
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"I don't know. God, I hope not."
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"They've always been wound tight, but I've never seen 'em like that."
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"Who am I to judge?"
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"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw soda cans?"
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"OK, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Karl."
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"He treated me so badly at the end, I haven't been able to get past it."
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"- Maybe he did you a big favor. - What do you mean?"
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"Look at Karl as a starter marriage, boot camp,"
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"preparing you for something better next time."
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"I... I just want to thank you for being such a perfect gentleman."
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"I wasn't a perfect gentlemen. I might have snuck a peek."
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"Oh."
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"Good night!"
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"And, uh, for what it's worth... wow!"
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"- [Lynette laughs] - Hi."
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"- How was your night? - We are raising little terrorists."
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"OK, you know, drop the act. I know you gave them cookies."
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"- Porter. - Oh."
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"[Laughing] Yeah. So how was your dinner party?"
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"There was dinner, but it wasn't much of a party."
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"- Uh-oh, what happened? - I don't know."
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"Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling."
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"She retaliated with this whole revelation which I won't go into,"
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"and the bottom line is, he stormed out."
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"Clearly, there's trouble in paradise."
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"- Honestly, I'm not that surprised. - Why not?"
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"I just never got the idea that they were really happy."
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"Are we happy?"
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"Man, oh, man. I keep seeing that look on Rex's face. Then him taking off."
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"[Laughs] Some night."
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"Then again, I'd probably cry too if I had to have sex with that woman."
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"You watch a man get torn down like that,"
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"you wonder why he let her get away with it."
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"Believe me, if a woman ever humiliated me like that in public..."
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"Hm, it would only happen once."
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"- So where are you going? - I'll be staying at the motor lodge."
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"The hotel by the interstate has better rates and it's closer to your work."
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"Fine."
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"I'm packing your swimsuit."
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"There's a pool there and I know how swimming relaxes you."
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"When our kids ask where I am, what are you gonna say?"
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"Um... I could tell them that you went to tennis camp."
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"- That was a joke. - Yeah. I got it."
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"[Sniffs] Ah, there."
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"Well, I'll call you."
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"Rex."
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"In college, when we first started dating, people were so jealous of us."
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"We were the golden couple. Everybody knew we'd have this wonderful life."
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"Why is this happening?"
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"Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase."
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