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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- The 16th. Good for everyone? - Works for me."
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"- Shall we all make something? - Oh, no. This is my party."
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"I've been wanting to have everyone over for years. I'm so happy we're doing it."
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"Hey!"
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"I know. Her dinner."
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"How could we have all forgotten about this?"
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"We didn't forget. Usually when the hostess dies, the party's off."
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"- Lynette! - I'm not being flip."
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"Just pointing out a reality."
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"Mary Alice was so excited about it. It's so sad."
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"- I think we should go through with it. - Wouldn't that be in poor taste?"
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"No. It's a way to honor Mary Alice. It was so important to her."
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"We could all use a fun night."
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"Good. I have some new flat bread I've been dying to show off."
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"- Lynette? - I'm in."
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"- I'll make braised lamb shanks. - I'm still in."
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"How many will I be cooking for?"
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"Seven. Three couples and Susan. Does that sound right?"
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"- No, it sounds very, very wrong. - Is there someone you'd like to invite?"
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"I have an idea."
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"You promised to be home every night this week."
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"I'll try, but I can't guarantee anything. This is business."
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"Says the prince as he rides off into the sunset."
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"Boy, did the movies ever get that wrong."
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"You know your problem? You're very tense."
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"You should go to a spa or go shopping. Find a way to relax."
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"- Algebra. - Are you free at four?"
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"Get here as fast as you can. My husband says I need to relax."
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"If you would, please."
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"- A dinner party? - Yeah. It'll be fun."
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"- Bree's cooking. Everyone's going. - I haven't even unpacked yet."
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"I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days."
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"Oh, Tom."
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"There'll be liquor, and hors d'oeuvres,"
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"and grown-ups without children, and silverware."
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"- Remember silverware? - Honey, can you take this in for me?"
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"- Have you heard anything I said? - I'm sorry, I'm wiped out."
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"3 cities in 6 days. My head is pounding. I'm not ready for a dinner party."
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"Please. Let's just stay in tomorrow night."
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"We can get a bottle of wine and rent a video."
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"I just want to hang out with my best gal, that's all."
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"I was looking so forward to a night out."
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"I know, sweetie, I'm sorry, but I... I'm beat."
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"I mean, do you remember what it was like to work a 60-hour week?"
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"A dinner party? Do I have to go?"
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"Given that we're hosting it, I'd say so. By the way, you won't be drinking."
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"Why's that?"
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"Because when you drink, you get chatty."
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"No one need know we're seeing Dr. Goldfine."
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"If you spent as much time working on our problems as covering them..."
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"Not a drop."
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"This is ridiculous. And us taking tennis lessons?"
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"Your office may wonder why you disappear three times a week."
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"So, these tennis lessons. How are we doing?"
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"My backhand's improving, but you're having problems with your serve."
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"Of course."
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"A dinner party?"
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"It's tomorrow night, so keep Julie an extra day."
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"Fine. But that's all. Brandi and I leave Sunday for the cabin."
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"What cabin?"
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"Escrow just closed yesterday."
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"You can afford a cabin, but not child support?"
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"- The check is in the mail. - No, it's not."
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"I found my dental guard. I'm ready."
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"Stop fighting."
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"We're being as nice as we possibly can."
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"Like I said, stop fighting."
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"Excuse me, Brandi, do you mind?"
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"- Oh, okay. - Wait. Susan, you're right there."
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"- You could pick it up. - I could, but she threw it."
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"- Don't be petulant. Pick up the can. - No."
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"- I can pick it up. - Honey, stay out of this."
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"Fine. This is so typical."
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"- I'm sorry. Was that petulant too? - Pick up the damn can yourself."
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"Yeah, well, you just go to hell."
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"You want me to pick it up?"
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"Uh..."
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"[sighs]"
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"Mrs. Warmington said she looked for Mom's obituary and couldn't find it."
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"How could you not do that? People will think we didn't care."
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"I doubt people will give it much thought. Don't worry about it."
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"You never talk about her."
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"She's been dead a month and it's like you've forgotten she existed."
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"It's a little early for this kind of talk."
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"Maybe when you die, I won't put in an obituary."
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"That will be your choice to make."
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"Assuming you outlive me."
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"Mom, it's no big deal. We're driving in for the baptism. Problem solved."
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"- [Knock] - OK. Fine. You go with Aunt Maria,"
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"and I will take Nana to church."
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"Uh-huh. OK, I got to go, Mom."
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"Yes, right now."
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"OK. You can give me directions later. Bye."
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"- Hi, how was school? - Got an A-minus in my biology exam."
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"You did? Mmm. Well, let's see what you've learned."
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"- [Gasps] - Who's that?"
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"I don't know."
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"Hey, you!"
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"Oh."
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"No, but, God, you should've seen the look on his face."
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"I'm sure it's not that bad. He's coming to the party, right?"
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"I did everything but foam at the mouth. I hate when I get that way."
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"It's not gonna change until you resolve your issues."
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"- You mean, forgive him? - Mm."
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"I've lived with this bitterness so long, I'd be Ionely without it."
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"Honey, get a pet. See ya."
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"- Son of a... - It's a business meeting."
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"It's a frat party."
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"Regional manager, corporate manager, head of sales."
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"Margarita, cigar, sombrero."
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"Ah, honey, what do you want me to do? Sit around the hotel watching cable?"
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"No, but when I say we've been invited to a party,"
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"don't whine about your exhausting 60-hour week."
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"Put on your dancing shoes and take your children's mother out for a good time."
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"- I already cancelled the sitter. - OK. We'll throw the next one."
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"Throw a dinner party? I don't even have time to wash my face."
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"[Sighs]"
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"No. You know what? I'm gonna go to this one."
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"You can stay home and baby sit."
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"Fine. I can handle that."
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