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Clips from Scrubs - My Overkill (S02E02)

"- Hey, everyone. - Brace yourself, Newbie."
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"And, Bob, when are you going to tell Perry that that promotion"
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"And finally, Perry. You are not gonna believe what happened"
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"that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream."
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"I can't remember the last time I was in this foul a mood."
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"- Rowdy, no. - Is that supposed to cheer me up?"
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"Babe..."
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"- I'm cool, I'm cool. - Two."
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"Oh, God."
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"Hey, Elliot."
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"Good God, that's cold."
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"For instance, my spare pair of scrubs doesn't match,"
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"- What are you smiling at? - Can I have Mr Buckley's chart?"
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"about the race between the tortoise"
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"and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates."
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"The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle,"
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"That's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet."
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"- Good morning. - What the hell?"
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"Nipsey Russell played the Tin Man."
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"Remember that? No?"
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"I have a full patient load."
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"You can't drop this guy on me and expect me to make him a priority."
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"Want me to say "ta-dah" so it seems more like a trick?"
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"Mr Zerbo is a major hospital benefactor"
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"and, by golly, it's a lot harder to write a big, fat cheque if you're dead."
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"Fine. After all, I'm the whizz kid."
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"he wants to clear things up so you don't have to wonder any more."
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"If you ever get this close again, I will end you."
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"- Which was? - You know."
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"Baby, I should've told you how Cox felt about you,"
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"Once you're a resident, you get a decent locker."
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"Still, it's a co-ed room, so if you need to change..."
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"...you do it fast."
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"That was, like, some sort of record or something."
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"Hello..."
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"Phen-phen kills people, Mom."
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"Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know."
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"It was an accident."
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"Here come the fireworks."
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"and understand why you were too nervous to tell me."
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"Hey, Elliot."
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"I was... looking for my dignity."
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"- Did you find it? - No."
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"I must've left it at college."
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"What do you think?"
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"I can't believe how weird it feels to be back here again."
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"Yeah, but it seems so right."
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"I think I'd really panic if she went back to her place."
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"JD, this sucks."
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"This guy screamed on you for 20 minutes for dropping a thermometer,"
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"and hasn't raised his voice about you and his ex-wife?"
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"...he didn't care about me any more."
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"Yeah, that's a leaky o-ring."
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"We need an o-ring down there."
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"Standing there, I couldn't help thinking about the way things used to be."
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"Son, you really ought to buy that thing dinner first."
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"Each one of us acting like the others didn't exist."
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"This is how the Todd gets his self-esteem on."
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"Uncool! You look totally hot, mirror Todd."
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"Too slow. What now, Mr Smart Guy?"
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"Wet butt!"
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"- It gets better. - Is it starting to burn?"
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"I would think so. Hey, don't touch your eyes."
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"OK, right back on the horse."
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"- I am. - You're starting again."
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"You're mad cos I'm scared of losing you?"
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"Be glad I never took you for granted, silly woman."
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"- Refrain from name-calling. - Oprah's right."
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"That's it! I've killed for much less than that."
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"Think, whizz kid, think."
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"Sir, I did nothing."
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"there's a chance a high fever could be sustained or even caused"
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"Oh, no problem."
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"It's funny. I guess sometimes when you do nothing at all,"
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"things just have a way of fixing themselves."
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"That'll do it."
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"You're gonna need this."
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"you're making him jump through hoops for was filled months ago?"
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"you're still crazy about him, I'm gonna do it for you."
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"I slept with him. And it was good."
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"- Good morning, tiger. - Of course, I've been wrong before."
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"Why are you so cranky in the mornings?"
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"This is unacceptable. You said we'd sleep head to foot."
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"The naughty bits are still in the middle."
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"- Could you be more homophobic? - I'm not."
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"Yeah, Rowdy, hit that!"
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"I had shoes on. It would've been impossible to lock in."
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"Everything's gonna be fine, OK? Just be cool."
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"What?"
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"I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal."
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"Looks like someone switched to big-boy pants a little too soon."
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"That's very clever. It looks like I wet myself."
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"Do you actually think that's funny?"
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"but I put my underwear in the microwave to dry them off and they feel good!"
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"No problem. I keep it right down there in the "get it yourself" file."
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"Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me"
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"The chief of medicine that everybody hates"
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"kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but at the end..."
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"Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened."
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"dragged him to the ground where he and the other turtles devoured him alive"
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"there on the racetrack."
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"It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know,"
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"but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless."
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"I beg your pardon."
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"And even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound."
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"And just like that, it was my turn to face the music."
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"- Here you go, whizz kid. - Is that my new nickname?"
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"I thought people would call me that in high school when I was in The Wiz."
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"It was a hip version of The Wizard of OZ."
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"Kids can be mean and everyone just started calling me Dorothy."
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"High school was hard."
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"I'm sorry, sport. I was thinking about soup."
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"Now, Mr Zerbo was admitted with a high fever and suspected meningitis."
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"But the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative."
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"He's been to every service in the hospital. What shall I do?"
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"Gee, sport, stop whining, find out what's wrong with him, and treat it."
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"Or you can be damn sure I'm gonna give you something to whine about."
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"You are now."
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"Yes, yes, no, yes, no and yes, if I've been drinking."
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"See? You don't even realise why I'm upset."
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