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Clips from Arrested Development - Development Arrested (S03E03)

"You've been telling me that for the last 40 years."
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"Please, Lindsay, this is crazy."
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"If I don't get divorced and remarried in the next month..."
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"I'm gonna sell those shares and I'm gonna cash out."
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"- So what do you say? - But even Michael couldn't sell out that much."
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"I'm just not that into older women."
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"Michael had just found out his sister was adopted."
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"And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"She wants out of this marriage, fine."
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to sell the Bluth shares and move on."
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"- You can't do that. - They're my shares."
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"No, I mean, you can't spoon me like that."
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"Now, if you can find something, maybe I can fudge the books."
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"Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it?"
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"Michael was making compromises all over the place."
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"- I'll do it. - Sounds great."
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"Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back."
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"But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend."
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"and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924."
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"And so, feeling that he couldn't go home..."
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"George Michael decided to seek out his own creepy uncle."
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"And Michael confronted his mother about the adoption."
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"Of course. Lindsay is the Nellie from the photo."
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"You're right, Mom. People would have twisted that story to make you look bad."
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"I don't see what the big deal is."
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"We loved her just as much as any of you normal kids. More than Gob."
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"The big deal, Mom, is that the family is falling apart."
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"They're trying to sell their stock, and I can't promise you..."
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"that I can keep everyone together until the party."
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"We'll call it an accrued cash dividend."
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"But they won't get their money until they sign a document at the party..."
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"promising not to sell for 10 years."
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"So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?"
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"And a whole lot of love."
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"All right, and perjury."
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"- Oh, Michael. - Hey. Oh!"
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"I booked a perfect location and some wonderful performers for the party."
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"We're having it at the Queen Mary."
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"Queen Mary? That's a ship."
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"Although I haven't been to this particular location."
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"- It's on the Long Beach Harbor. - That's the ship."
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"Although, perhaps I should call the Hot Cops..."
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"Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Se..."
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"George Michael was about to come across a hot seaman of his own."
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"My dad said that you were living down here with your girlfriend."
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"You know about her?"
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"- Who? - Ann."
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"- Her? - Gob had been dating Ann..."
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"since he awarded her third place in an inner beauty pageant."
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"Since then, Ann and her friends tried to teach Gob about the Holy Trinity."
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"What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for."
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"What about you, you game?"
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"It's really not that big of a deal, George Michael. I'm 18 now."
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"Practically nothing."
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"But what are you gonna do? The girl obviously needs a man."
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"And that's when George Michael became one."
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"Ann was upset."
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"And so Michael accepted his congratulations..."
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"all the while looking for his son."
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"And Buster was approached by his loving father."
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"Do you think there's any chance this ship could break away from the dock?"
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"- We're on a ship? - Ah..."
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"Maeby was trying to get the family to sign away..."
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"the TV rights to their life stories."
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"TV is not as good as it used to be, huh, Uncle Buster?"
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"But you could help me out by signing my petition to make it better."
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"- Excuse me. - Lucille was trying to get signatures too."
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"Sign here that you won't sell."
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"because now I know that we're not related, I'm going to marry Michael."
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"I always saw him with a younger girl."
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"And Gob, angry at Michael..."
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"- for sending his son to the docks... - Not related?"
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"Went into a kind of knee-jerk revenge mode."
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"Why go for the best when you can go for the rest..."
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"of your life with a younger man?"
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"Kitty likes to scratch."
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"Oh, God! Mom! Mom!"
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"Take these forms to everyone in the family..."
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"and promise them a hundred grand if they sign."
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"That's how Maeby found a way to get signatures on her release forms."
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"And soon, the crowd gathered to hear Michael."
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"My father has always been there for me."
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"He's a great man."
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"to hurt anyone in this family."
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"Except for dating his nephew's girlfriend..."
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"and hitting on his adopted sister."
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"Buster, who faced his biggest fear to be here today..."
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"- Second biggest. - And my sister, Lindsay."
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"Yes, she is my sister, no matter what any piece of paper says."
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"Lindsay and her husband, Tobias, you know..."
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"deep down, they both love each other very, very much."
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"Most of all, my mother, who has always believed in me."
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"Three years ago I made a choice..."
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"I made a choice to keep this family together..."
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"And that's when Michael finally cried."
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"Today, it looks like I succeeded."
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"It wasn't exactly a turn-on."
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"Whoo !@%$# baby."
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"Looks like George Michael got his mom back today, huh?"
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"Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way?"
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"- He hit you? What for? - You know teenagers."
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"- Who are you dating? - Ann."
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"- Her? - Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything."
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"I was, like, " Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me.""
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"- Just build up the little guy's self-esteem. - The yacht?"
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"Oh, for God's sake, Gob. I gotta get off this ship."
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"Mom, George Michael took off in Gob's yacht. I gotta go find him."
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"Well, you can't go now. That's not going to look good in front of the investors."
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"- Mom, this is important, okay? - Michael!"
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"This company is important."
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"It was at that moment that Michael realized..."
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"Never seen a CEO cry like that before, except at his sentencing."
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"Ten, and I'll take the company off your hands right now."
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"Fifteen and I'll throw in Nellie."
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"- She's 40. - Twelve."
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"Meanwhile, Michael searched the harbor..."
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"And Gob noticed something too."
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"- Oh, my God, the SEC. - They still have boats?"
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"- Prepare to be boarded. - Did you do this?"
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