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Clips from The Boondock Saints (1999)

"- Good morning. - We'd be honored if you would join us."
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"- See this? - What's this?"
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"That's not funny, man. Give it here, package boy."
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"Sit the fuck down."
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"I'm so fuckin' funny."
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"How did you get that shiner on your eye?"
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"I caught your show at the Velvet Room at the Holiday Inn."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"You insignificant little fuck!"
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"I always get my money, you cocksucking bastardo!"
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"You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more."
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"I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes."
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"Pappa Joe, you want me to go now?"
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"Uh, the..."
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"I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed."
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"Tell me a funny joke."
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"Now?"
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"A joke? Uh..."
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"Um, uh, a joke. Yeah, all right."
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"a-a-a spic,"
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"a-a-a white guy and a black guy."
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"- Nigger! - Yeah."
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"N-N... Yeah. And they're walkin' along the beach."
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"They see this pot. They rub it, a genie comes out."
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"Genie says you can wish for anything you want."
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"And he goes,"
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"I want all my people in America to be happy and free in Mexico."
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"And so the genie... Poof! And all the spics are in Mexico."
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"- And then he asks the black guy... - Nigger."
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"Yeah, that's what I said."
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"He goes to the nigger, says, What do you want?"
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"And he goes,"
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"I want all my African,"
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"So the genie goes poof!"
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"And this is goin'... I'm not funny today."
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"I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I - I... This joke sucks."
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"So the genie says to the white guy,"
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"And the white guy goes, You mean to tell me..."
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"The genie goes, Yeah. He says,"
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"I'll have a Coke."
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"Yeah. Everybody's out,"
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"Knock yourselves out."
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"What are ya, insane?"
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"No. I'm just sayin' Charlie Bronson's always got rope."
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"the movies, and they always end up using it."
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"That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for."
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"All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope."
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"You nervous?"
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"- A bit. - Myself as well."
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"Hello?"
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"- What are you doin'? - I just wanted to cuddle."
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"Ooh."
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"This is a fucking slaughterhouse."
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"Aw, shit. I forgot about that one. Nine. Nine?"
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"While Greenly's out gettin' coffee, anybody else want anything?"
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"Shit!"
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"So, Duffy,"
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"you got any theories to go with that tie?"
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"This was their target, the fag man."
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"The what man?"
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"The fat man."
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"Well, Freud was right."
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"So you think they came for the fag man, huh?"
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"- And the pennies? - New hit man wants to leave his mark."
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"That's a possibility."
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"That's two sound theories in one day,"
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"Another possibility is they were placed there with religious intent."
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"Okay, some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead. Or silver."
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"So, what's the symbology there?"
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"The symbology?"
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"Now that Duffy has relinquished his King Bonehead crown,"
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"I see we have an heir to the throne."
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"I'm sure the word you were looking for was symbolism."
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"Let me explain it to you."
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"the boatman who ferried you across to the Gates of Judgment."
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"Detective Alapopskalius."
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"Yeah, well, I'm an expert in nameology."
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"These burns indicate that they used silencers."
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"Look at these entry and exit wounds."
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"The two bullets went in here through the top of the skull,"
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"- Number one. Duffy? - They shot him at a downward angle."
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"- They put him on his knees? - Excellent. Number two. Greenly."
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"It tells us he was the last to die."
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"And number three. Dolly."
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"There was two shooters."
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"- Fan-freakin'-tastic. - Hey, wait a minute."
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"Stay with me, boys. What did they do"
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"to make two such identical wounds?"
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"Two men of similar height dropped this guy down."
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"Each puts some iron to his head and boom! That's all she frickin' wrote."
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"- What about one guy, two guns? - Ah, possible."
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"But unlikely. The angles are too extreme."
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"A guy holding two guns to the back of your"
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"noodle is going to shoot straight ahead."
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"He wouldn't cock out his elbows. It makes no sense."
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"Besides, are you telling me one guy came in here"
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"well-aimed shots in just a few seconds?"
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"No way. It had to be at least two."
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"You and your fuckin' rope."
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"Where the fuck are you goin'?"
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"Shh! I fuckin' hear some shit out here."
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"Fuck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around."
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"Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe"
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"Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command."
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"So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,"
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"The little assault guys creepin' through the vents, comin' in through the ceiling."
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"- That was way easier than I thought. - Aye."
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"On TV, you've always got that guy that jumps over the sofa."
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"- Christ. We're good. - Yes, we are."
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"Now, what do you think is in that little case there?"
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"- Fuck me! - Oh."
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"The hits just keep on comin'."
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"Ow! Give it a smell."
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"I love our new job."
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"Poor bastard. This has got to be his big break."
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"Okay."
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"Shh."
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"Shut up!"
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"Get on the ground!"
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"Don't shoot, don't shoot. We're on the same side."
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