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Clips from Modern Family - Truth Be Told (S01E01)

"Why don't we, uh, come on in, have a seat. Please."
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"So what was my dad like in high school?"
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"Only the most amazing break-dancer ever."
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"[Haley] No way. Oh, don't fire it up. What? What?"
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"Oh, no. Yeah."
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"He had a boom box and a piece of cardboard in his locker."
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"And what was your dance name? O-Zone. Yeah."
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"I drove him to his Star Search audition."
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"- Which is totally political, by the way. - [Haley] O-Zone."
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"- That is dead-ass funny. I'm so calling you that. - Thank you."
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"Wow. You really lucked out."
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"You have a beautiful wife, a gorgeous house. Oh."
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"And those kids- I could take Luke home with me."
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"Well, be my guest."
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"Seriously, you go right ahead. [Laughing]"
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"[Whimpers]"
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"Alex, honey, will you go find out what's wrong with your brother?"
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"You know, um, if it's okay, I think I'm just gonna use the, um-"
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"Oh, yeah. Of course. Down the hall."
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"Okay, she's fantastic. Yes?"
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"Yes. I feel awful. When did I become this horribly cynical person..."
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"who assumes the worst about people?"
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"I first noticed it seven years- You're not."
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"[Denise] Such an idiot. Is it-"
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"Oh, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks."
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"I thought I'd just point at the door."
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"So I was thinking- I was thinking too."
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"Here... is my hotel room key."
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"You can come by whenever you want."
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"[Door Closes]"
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"That was funny this morning, huh-"
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"when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?"
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"- Funny? - Yeah. Because I was on the phone with my partner..."
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"talking about how horrible his boss was- his."
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"And then you pull up. So-"
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"Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you."
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"I'm getting worried they're gonna move up our court date."
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"- I need you to bust ass preparing. - [Cell Phone Rings]"
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"'Cause if they call us on Monday- [Ringing Continues]"
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"No. It's fine. It's just a..."
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"picture of my daughter standing for the first time."
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"Yeah, they do that. It's a big day. Anyway, I need you here tomorrow."
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"Actually, um, I have plans tomorrow,"
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"I-I have plans to stay at home with my family and do absolutely nothing. Okay."
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"But I will see you on Monday. Mm-hmm."
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"So, you're in charge now, is that it?"
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"Well, I just figure if my daughter can stand up, then so can I."
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"All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?"
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"But that's the job. So either come in tomorrow or don't bother coming back again."
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"Okay."
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"[Laughs] Hmm."
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"Make the elevator go down to freedom..."
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"and this to complete my set."
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"Turtle, reptile, pet."
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"Shel Turtlestein was many things."
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"Maybe we should just get to the cold cuts."
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"Well, we wanna hear it."
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"Jay, why don't you read it? You were with him at the end. Remember?"
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""Shel Turtlestein was many things, but above all, he was my friend."
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""When I didn't get a date with Fiona Gunderson, Shel was there."
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""And when a raccoon broke into my room, unfortunately, Shel was there."
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""I said a lot of things to my friend,"
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"but the one thing I never got to say was good-bye.""
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"Stop. I know what really happened."
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"- You do? - I left a bag of chips near my bed."
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"The raccoon must have smelled it. It's my fault he's dead."
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"[Tearfully] Sorry, Shel."
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"Jay, you don't have anything to say to Manny?"
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"[Exhales] Yeah."
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"Manny."
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"Oh, Denise. [Chuckles]"
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"These pictures are amazing. Thank you."
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"Wow. Sweetie, that perm."
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"Technically, that's a Jheri curl. [Claire] Oh."
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"I just love to take pictures. I took this one of myself today."
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"You know what? I'm gonna open a bottle of wine."
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"No. No. That's the worst idea. Come on. You'll love it."
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"No, no. I'm not in the mood."
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"What am I, raised by a pack of wolves?"
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"Honey."
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"You weren't completely wrong about Denise."
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"- How's that? - She wants me."
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"- To do what? - It. Her."
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"Oh. Oh, this is because of the thing I said about Facebook..."
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"No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that."
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"And then look what she tried to give me."
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"I can't find my corkscrew. [Denise] Oh."
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"[Whispers] Touch me. Okay. Denise, somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea."
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"My head is full of wrong ideas."
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"You have such great taste, Claire. Thank you."
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"Let me get a little of this. Oh, here it is."
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"Phil, would you mind grabbing us a couple glasses? You betcha."
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"Need me to grab anything? No!"
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"- Okay, this is so wrong. - I know."
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"I still have my cheerleader outfit. So do I."
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"But this still can't happen. When did that break?"
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"- Why are you wussing out? - I never wussed in."
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"What about all those things you wrote on Facebook?"
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"[Breathy] "How was your day? My neck is so sore.""
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"Why do people keep adding voices to these things? I didn't mean anything."
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"- What relationship? - How many other women have you led on?"
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"- Now I don't know! - [Claire] Phil?"
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"Do you remember when you broke your arm when we were first dating?"
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"Yeah, uh, when I slipped on the ice."
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"Right. That's so weird. Because in this picture,"
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"you're sitting with Denise and you have a broken arm, so-"
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"Yeah, that's- that's weird."
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"- So you were still dating her when you started dating me? - No."
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"- Phil? - Yeah. Maybe."
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"There was a time, a little overlap..."
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"Santa Fe? Phil, you told me that was your father."
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"Okay, I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old."
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"Claire, if I were you, I would kick him out."
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"Maybe he'd appreciate you more after he spent a lonely night in a hotel."
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"At the Radisson, by the airport."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"You quit? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was amazing."
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"No, no. This is the new me, Cam."
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"I am not letting people run my life anymore."
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"I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you."
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