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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror VI (S07E07)

"If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon it goes away."
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"You know, maybe a jingle would help."
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"Don't watch the mon-"
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"Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!"
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"Just don't look Just don't look"
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"It worked! They're all dead!"
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"Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there."
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"- Homer, stop looking! - Don't make us poke your eyes out, Dad."
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"Ohh!"
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"Here comes something."
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"Remember the story. We're newlyweds on our way to Earth capital."
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"Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town!"
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"Lock your doors! Bar your windows!"
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"Because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family."
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"Bart.! Is that you?"
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"And then he raked me across the chest."
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"And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared!"
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"But he got me with hedge clippers."
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"Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation."
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"Remember, class, the worse you do on this standardized test..."
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"Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly."
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"Ahh. A duet of pleasures."
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"I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation..."
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"Ah-ha! Morire: To die!"
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"Moris: You die!"
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"Wheel him out quietly."
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"It's best the children don't see him."
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"Um, we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie, Mom."
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"It all started on the 13th hour of the 13th day..."
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"of the 13th month."
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"Do not touch Willie. Good advice."
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"- Our next budget item, $12 for doorknob repair. - Nay!"
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"Recharge fire extinguishers."
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"- This is a free service of the fire department. - Nay!"
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"Help! Please help me!"
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"I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance..."
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"You'll pay for this with your children's blood!"
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"Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die."
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"The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willie into a final showdown."
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"Okay. But promise you won't be grouchy."
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"The sandbox.!"
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"Now I can get back to my normal dreams- me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl."
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"You throw it to me."
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"Knute Rockne called it the forward pass."
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"Now, the clock's still running, so it's important we start this play as quickly as possible."
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"Oh-ho, boy!"
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"Something tells me Willie's still out there, and that he could come back..."
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"any time, in any form, and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!"
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"Boo!"
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"Here I am. Yah!"
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"Homer, get ready.!"
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"- Nu-uh, because we called it. - Did not."
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"- Well, we're calling it now. - You are?"
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"- 'Fraid so. - Ohh! They got me with their legal mumbo jumbo!"
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"Just a second.!"
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"Huh? I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before."
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"Huh? That's weird."
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"It's like something out of that twilight-y show about that zone."
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"How's it hangin', Marge?"
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"Uh, may I take your coat, Aunt Selma?"
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"You're gonna help us clean and organize them."
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"And pry out all the dead hermit crabs. Get a screwdriver."
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"Oh, heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation!"
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"Hello? Can anybody hear me?"
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"Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again."
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"but I seem to be trapped in here."
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"We'd better call Ned. He has a ladder."
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"What's going on here? I'm so bulgy."
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"My stomach sticks way out in front and my-"
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"It's like he just disappeared into fat air."
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"Hey, shut up!"
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"Mmm! Unprocessed fish sticks."
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"I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here."
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"Ow! Watch it, coney!"
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"Ow.!"
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"Can you tell us what it's like in there?"
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"Um, it's like, uh-"
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"Did anyone see the movie Tron?"
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"- No. - No. - No."
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"- No. - No. - Yes."
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"Well, where's my dad?"
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"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dimwitted individual..."
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"who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology..."
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"Here is an ordinary square."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, egghead."
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"But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe..."
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"along the hypothetical Z axis there."
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"a three-dimensional object known as a cube..."
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"or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."
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"Help me.! Are you helping me? Or are you going on and on?"
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"Enough of your borax, Poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action!"
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"Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics."
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"I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows."
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"No, Pops. It's too risky."
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"Help.! I don't have much time.!"
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"That does it! I'm going in!"
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"Cool, man!"
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"Piece of cake, son."
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"Bart, what happened?"
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"Eew! This is the worst place yet."
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"Ah, the Miracle Mile, where value wears a neon sombrero..."
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"Or Moe. Go kill Moe."
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"Well, okay. If it'll end horror."
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"Sometimes."
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"Just don't look Just don't look"
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"It was only a dream."
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"Morit: He, she, or it dies!"
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"It's nine medium-term, convertible debentures-"
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"Hey, Lawn Boy.! You missed a spot.!"
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"When I'm done with you, they'll have to do a compost-mortem!"
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"Bart, there's two seconds left."
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"No! Stop! I left my gun on the seat!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, it's my house, so it's my spot."
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"Just a second."
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"that Homer Simpson has stumbled into..."
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"This forms..."
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"Oh, right. And, of course, within we find the doomed individual."
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"Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!"
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"Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself."
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"- Get what? - That giant doughnut."
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