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Clips from Movie 43 (2013)

"- He broke the window! - The, the... From the..."
Movie 43 (2013)
"Uh, his jizz is like a shotgun blast!"
Movie 43 (2013)
"You know that shiny stuff in his hair? It's not hair gel."
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"- Lois! Oh, my God! - Oh, no!"
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"- Nice to see you! - Nice to be seen! Oh, my goodness!"
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"No, no, no. Yeah, we're in the..."
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"- Do you know each other? - Yeah, we work together."
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"- You do? - Hey, how's Superman?"
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"I'm gonna give him a call right now, actually. I need..."
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"- No, no! Don't do that! - Oh, no, I'm gonna do it."
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"- Batman, don't. Please. Please. - It's already ringing."
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"Hey, Soups! What's up, brother! It's the Dark Knight."
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"Hey, man, I was just thinking about you here..."
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"'cause I'm sitting with Lois..."
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"and she's on a date with my boy, Robin."
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"- No! - Oh, he hung up. I lost him."
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"to fuse your balls into one big ridiculous uniball."
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"Superman, you don't understand."
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"I'm not here to hit on your girlfriend. That's crazy!"
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"Batman and I are undercover and we're looking for a bomb."
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"Bomb? I don't give two super-shits about a bomb."
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"As long as I'm balls-deep in Lois, I'm solid gold."
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"No, so I told him, you know,"
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"Oh, there he is."
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"Uh, you know, you should put on some pants."
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"But he liked the costume the way it is, so,"
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"you know, what are you gonna do. Kids."
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"- Well... Thursday? - Thursday it is!"
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"- See you then. - All right, now."
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"And, nice legs."
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"You make me wear this. He makes me wear this outfit!"
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"So unfair! I hate it!"
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"- Bullcrap! That doesn't count! - What do you mean that doesn't count?"
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"That was a girl, this was a date."
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"Now, let's boogie. We gotta go find that bomb."
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"Please, just let me do one more. That doesn't count. Please."
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"Oh, my God, you're such a baby. Go! Sit down. Fine."
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"- Yes! - Fine. Go ahead."
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"Have fun. But you're not gonna do it on your own."
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"- Pop that in your ear. - What's that?"
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"What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get underneath the table,"
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"Oh, right, like Cyrano de Bergerac."
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"I don't know what that is. It's more like Roxanne."
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"Okay, but look, I... I'd really rather do this on my own."
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"Hi. Sorry, sorry I'm late. There's a line in the bathroom."
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"Hi. I'm Supergirl."
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"- My name... - I'm Robin."
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"Um, so where you from?"
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"- So, where you from? - I... Um, Krypton."
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"Krypton, eh. Where... That's, that's, uh..."
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"- Oh, shit. - Oh, shit!"
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"Oh, my God! I can't believe the size of this thing."
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"It's like a giant fucking cornfield. It's enormous down here."
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"Shoeless Joe Jackson could walk out of it and I could play catch with him."
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"You didn't hear that the Sun supernova and destroyed our entire race?"
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"Did it? I did not..."
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"It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here."
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"Feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing. It's..."
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"What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you?"
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"I can also see Batman underneath the table."
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"Cause of the x-ray vision. Of course."
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"No, I can just see him. It's a cafe table. I mean, it's really obvious."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Ah, dude. I'm so sorry about your family dying and..."
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"Oh, man! That took me back to the seventies, huh?"
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"Hold on. There's our culprit. It's the Penguin."
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"Excuse me. I'm gonna go do some Batman-ing."
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"Do you need any... Can I help?"
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"Oh, it's hard to pick up with gloves. There you go."
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"Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks."
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"- See you later, citizen. - How dare you!"
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"You son of a bitch! Where's the bomb, you fat fucker?"
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"- Hey! Asshole! - Oh, shit."
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"What do you think you are? Some big man?"
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"Picking on a little fat guy?"
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"Take it easy! That's the Penguin. That's what I do."
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"Why didn't you call me?"
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"I... No... I..."
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"You said that you were gonna call me."
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"Wait a minute. Did I not? I know I dialed a number... Did I not hit send?"
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"You said that you were gonna stick by me no matter what happened."
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"And then your little Bat-condom breaks, and then you just disappear!"
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"Do you know what it's like going to Planned Parenthood by yourself,"
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"when you're Wonder Woman?"
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"Okay. Not very romantic talk."
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"Roe v. Wade here at a speed dating situation."
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"Uh, look, I was fighting crime! Ask Robin. Robin, vouch for me."
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"- He cries after sex. Do you know that? - Why would I know that?"
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"Like a baby. After sex, what do you say?"
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"Oh, my soul's so dark. Because you saw some bats..."
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"Attention, Gotham City speed daters:"
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"How the fuck did he get over there?"
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"Some of you should remember I'm happily married."
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"- That's right! - You were all there at the wedding."
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"- Okay, bomb strapped to my chest. - Oh, yes. In any case,"
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"you all have to give me some unimaginable sum of money..."
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"or else I'm going to blow up Supergirl with this bomb."
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"Dat dat dat dat! The detonator is in this umbrella."
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"- Cool it. - No, you cool it."
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"My non-monocled eye! Where are you?"
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"Yes!"
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"- Are you okay? - I think so."
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"Just-Just doing my job."
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"Put your tongue inside her mouth..."
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"Yeah, and touch her butt."
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"- Doesn't that look nice? - It looks so nice."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- Riddler! - Riddler!"
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"That is right! The Riddler!"
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"In a diabolical scheme to get Robin and me to this speed date to stop a bomb,"
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"only to lure Robin away to some seedy warehouse..."
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"where you're gonna hang him above a vat filled with thumbtacks..."
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"or lizards or some fucking bullshit!"
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"Well it didn't work, muchacho!"
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"That was amazing. How did you do that?"
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"I mean, how'd you know that she was a fake?"
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"Bush that size is only good for one thing,"
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"and that one thing is hidin' the wang! You know what I'm saying?"
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"Wait. Let me get this straight. So you knew all the way back then?"
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"- You knew that she was a dude? - Whole time."
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