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Clips from Get Smart

Movies 2008 1,424 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

[IN RUSSIAN]
"[IN RUSSIAN]"
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WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...
"WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency..."
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CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.
"CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War."
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Hey, Larabee, 91.
"Hey, Larabee, 91."
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[LAUGHING]
"[LAUGHING]"
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- Move! - Ow!
"- Move! - Ow!"
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No, that's only for agents.
"No, that's only for agents."
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- Welcome back, 23. - Maxie.
"- Welcome back, 23. - Maxie."
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Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited...
"Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited..."
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[ALL LAUGHING]
"[ALL LAUGHING]"
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...that there has been an uptick in KAOS interest in nukes.
"...that there has been an uptick in KAOS interest in nukes."
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...because he called his sister-in-law a leathery hag.
"...because he called his sister-in-law a leathery hag."
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Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore.
"Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore."
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...we will never defeat them.
"...we will never defeat them."
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Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are.
"Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are."
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One slip-up, and it's ka-fricking-boom!
"One slip-up, and it's ka-fricking-boom!"
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All right! All right! I'm out!
"All right! All right! I'm out!"
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I put a collar on you and make you my bi...!
"I put a collar on you and make you my bi...!"
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I know how hard you've prepared for this...
"I know how hard you've prepared for this..."
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I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports...
"I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports..."
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I spend half my days trying to convince the vice president...
"I spend half my days trying to convince the vice president..."
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MAX: I am sorry, but we can never be.
"MAX: I am sorry, but we can never be."
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...one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.
"...one phone call could take me to the other side of the world."
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You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.
"You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down."
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Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
"Impressive. I once ran a 5:16."
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Not at all.
"Not at all."
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[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
"[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]"
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Is that the Chief?
"Is that the Chief?"
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Yeah, yeah.
"Yeah, yeah."
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Yeah, I've got a meeting.
"Yeah, I've got a meeting."
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We thought CONTROL was safe.
"We thought CONTROL was safe."
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Chief! I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher!
"Chief! I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher!"
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For the record, I never actually used the word ready.
"For the record, I never actually used the word ready."
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They hacked our system...
"They hacked our system..."
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Around the world our people are under attack.
"Around the world our people are under attack."
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[DARTS WHIZZING]
"[DARTS WHIZZING]"
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Our only lead is the maker of the bomb KAOS used against us.
"Our only lead is the maker of the bomb KAOS used against us."
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- It's pronounced Krstic, sir. - Yes...
"- It's pronounced Krstic, sir. - Yes..."
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[MUMBLES]
"[MUMBLES]"
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Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please?
"Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please?"
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I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
"I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!"
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No, they don't.
"No, they don't."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Trust is a must. That's what 23 says.
"Trust is a must. That's what 23 says."
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You with the surgery, me with the weight loss.
"You with the surgery, me with the weight loss."
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...maybe we should get our story set.
"...maybe we should get our story set."
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Do we want kids?
"Do we want kids?"
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- Well, not by much. - Really?
"- Well, not by much. - Really?"
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Well, if that's the case, then you are at an advanced age, and you should be...
"Well, if that's the case, then you are at an advanced age, and you should be..."
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Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals.
"Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals."
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The big guy that might as well be holding up a sign:
"The big guy that might as well be holding up a sign:"
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Just because he is large doesn't necessarily mean that he is a bad guy.
"Just because he is large doesn't necessarily mean that he is a bad guy."
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That's a bad guy. That's a really bad guy.
"That's a bad guy. That's a really bad guy."
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- Gonna be all right with your cuffs? - No cuffs can contain me.
"- Gonna be all right with your cuffs? - No cuffs can contain me."
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Excuse me, violent sky marshal.
"Excuse me, violent sky marshal."
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[MAX GRO ANING]
"[MAX GRO ANING]"
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First package away.
"First package away."
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Oh, good, you heard me.
"Oh, good, you heard me."
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Third package away.
"Third package away."
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- I'll be right back! - Where could you possibly be going?
"- I'll be right back! - Where could you possibly be going?"
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MAX: You missed it.
"MAX: You missed it."
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How did you know that would work?
"How did you know that would work?"
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I beg to differ.
"I beg to differ."
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This is not a classroom.
"This is not a classroom."
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That's the difference between an A plus and an A minus.
"That's the difference between an A plus and an A minus."
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- I take out my gun, and I would shoot... - You don't have a gun.
"- I take out my gun, and I would shoot... - You don't have a gun."
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- No, I'm not. - Bang. You're dead.
"- No, I'm not. - Bang. You're dead."
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You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun.
"You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun."
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[GRUNTS]
"[GRUNTS]"
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I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max.
"I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max."
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Look, 23, no more stapling today.
"Look, 23, no more stapling today."
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[URINATING]
"[URINATING]"
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
"[TOILET FLUSHES]"
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Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing.
"Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing."
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Let's just see what we're up against, okay?
"Let's just see what we're up against, okay?"
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Yeah, it came with the dress.
"Yeah, it came with the dress."
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Am I wearing boxers?
"Am I wearing boxers?"
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There must be 200 people here.
"There must be 200 people here."
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Shall we?
"Shall we?"
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Chief, I need your help.
"Chief, I need your help."
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You're on. Go ahead.
"You're on. Go ahead."
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MAX: We have found Krstic.
"MAX: We have found Krstic."
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Six guards. We are going to need another way in.
"Six guards. We are going to need another way in."
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Stand by, Max. Larabee, let's go. Move it.
"Stand by, Max. Larabee, let's go. Move it."
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Exploding dental floss. You don't have this? Hm.
"Exploding dental floss. You don't have this? Hm."
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Are you staring at my butt?
"Are you staring at my butt?"
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One more reason why boxers were a bad idea.
"One more reason why boxers were a bad idea."
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[GASPS]
"[GASPS]"
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Stay calm.
"Stay calm."
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Careful! No, no.
"Careful! No, no."
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[MAX GRO ANING]
"[MAX GRO ANING]"
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[CREAKS]
"[CREAKS]"
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Don't look at me. I'm no one.
"Don't look at me. I'm no one."
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I even have backup for you.
"I even have backup for you."
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Yeah, well, good teamwork.
"Yeah, well, good teamwork."
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- No. That's not... - Know what, Max? Just stop it.
"- No. That's not... - Know what, Max? Just stop it."
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I mean, you know, I could be a double agent.
"I mean, you know, I could be a double agent."
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Which one's gonna attract the least attention?
"Which one's gonna attract the least attention?"
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Free rugelach?
"Free rugelach?"
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Bread?
"Bread?"
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I'm here because Ladislas Krstic sent me.
"I'm here because Ladislas Krstic sent me."
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Who are you?
"Who are you?"
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Max!
"Max!"
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I understand that you're the man to see...
"I understand that you're the man to see..."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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...two dozen Delta Force commandos?
"...two dozen Delta Force commandos?"
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Goodbye, Mr. Smart.
"Goodbye, Mr. Smart."
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[DOOR SLAMS]
"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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Access denied.
"Access denied."
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Of course you did, it's a bakery.
"Of course you did, it's a bakery."
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Max, do you read...?
"Max, do you read...?"
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- Max? - I'm... Yep, still fighting.
"- Max? - I'm... Yep, still fighting."
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Ow.
"Ow."
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Do you love her?
"Do you love her?"
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- Wha...? - Then show her. Go home for lunch.
"- Wha...? - Then show her. Go home for lunch."
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I'm gonna try to get us over to that ledge! We can do this, 99!
"I'm gonna try to get us over to that ledge! We can do this, 99!"
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I was involved with someone from work. I lost focus. The mission blew up.
"I was involved with someone from work. I lost focus. The mission blew up."
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I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk...
"I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk..."
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...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead.
"...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead."
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- I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Okay.
"- I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Okay."
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