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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"Allison! Are you okay?"
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"I... Yes."
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"You know what? You people, you make me sick!"
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"and you just assume that he's hatching some violent plot'?"
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"Allison Burgers is a persecuted dissident, not a murderous madman!"
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"He was reported saying, "Let's take out the guards at the Lancaster.""
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"Guess what? We deliver to the Lancaster!"
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"Good one!"
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"Maybe he wanted to take the guards out for a falafel!"
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"That's a bit of a stereotype,"
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"but I get the idea. Great idea! Yeah, You..."
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"You know what? Is it a crime to care about your job?"
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"Yeah! Well, it is in Wadiya."
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"Where did you get your diversity and sensitivity training, huh?"
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"The Stasi?"
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"Let's see how you feel about racial profiling when white people..."
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"ZOEY: And I know what I'm talking about"
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"because I majored in Fem Lit!"
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"Hey! What are you doing'? Where are you going?"
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"Eh, don't worry!"
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"Just suck the fatoot of the biggest guy, you'll be fine."
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"You're really fucking me here, man!"
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"You know, Zoey, you were great back there."
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"I don't know, I just feel so sorry"
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"that wherever you go in the world,"
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"Come here. I'm just so sorry! You're okay now."
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"All right'?"
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"And I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you."
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"You know what? Let's get you back to the collective, okay?"
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"- Come on, let's go. I need to go to work. - I feel so sad!"
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"Let's do another hug, okay?"
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"Did you suffer from sexual abuse?"
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"You have a center for rape here?"
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"Great! I'd love to go! Maybe another time, you know."
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"Hire a limo, have some cocktails, bring my raping shoes."
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"Can you get me that one?"
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"with shades of 9/11,"
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"their helicopter tour of the Manhattan skyline was cut short"
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"Etra."
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"We have a problem."
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"I just want everything to be perfect."
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"ALADEENI Zoey?"
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"Allison. Hi."
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"To thank you for what you did today at the police station,"
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"I have decided to bestow upon you a gift."
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"- That's sweet. What is it'? - Yeah."
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"(CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"I don't know what that is."
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"It's fine. Please, gobble up my little mouse."
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"Snack on my tiny raisin."
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"Give her a mouth bath. Go."
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"(CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"Oh! No!"
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"No, I am not going to do that."
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"Right."
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"But you need to take care of them by yourself."
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"Myself? What? How'?"
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"You need to touch yourself."
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"I don't touch myself. Do you touch yourself?"
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"Yeah, you touch your own ma/awach? Ugh! Disgusting! Yuck!"
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"(SPITS) Yuck!"
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"Stop joking, all right? You've neverjerked off?"
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"Okay, come with me."
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"This is silly."
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"Take your penis out and put it in your hands."
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"Now, slowly move your hand up and down."
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"I told you already, this is..."
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"What sorcery is this?"
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"Some people wait a lifetime"
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"Some people wait a lifetime"
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"L did it all by myself!"
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"- With this hand right here! - Ew!"
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"I grabbed my bilbul like I was strangling a bird."
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"zoey?"
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"Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day."
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"Teach a man how to use his hand as a vagina,"
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"and he will shpichs for a lifetime."
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"Oh. No, no. Thank you. Um..."
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"Allison, you may need to keep your voice down because..."
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"We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up."
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"Fine."
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"Joseph! go and hose down my Crocs."
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"The guy from the Lancaster is going to love this."
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"Good night, Allison."
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"I'll see you tomorrow morning."
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"This is nice. Or lovely."
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"I've discovered this amazing thing."
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"I have to show you how to do it."
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"It's called self juicing."
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"You put your hand on your bilbul and you rub it,"
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"and then you can make your own Iabeneh come out."
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"You don't have to give any dirty diamonds."
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"What do you mean? You knew about this?"
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"Everybody knows about this."
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"We all know about this from the age of 12, 13."
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"Why does nobody ever tell me anything'?"
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"Listen, I'm thinking of revealing my true identity"
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"Whoa! No, what? Why would you even do that?"
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"I think she'll be cool with it."
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"She will not be cool with it"
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"How is she to judge? She shaves her armpits once a year,"
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"Are my crimes any worse than hers?"
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"Remember, you hate her."
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"And everything she stands for."
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"- Okay. - I have to go now."
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"I despise you."
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"You know, sometimes you say some very hurtful things."
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"No, come on. This is like a real opportunity for me."
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"I want to hang up first."
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"I've hung up. I hung up already."
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"(ALADEEN MIMICS DIAL TONE SOUNDING)"
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"I am hanging up. Click! (MIMICS DIAL TONE SOUNDING)"
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"(SILENCE)"
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"- Nadal, are you still there? - I win'"
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"(GROANS) No wonder you're a Mac Genius."
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"What a fucking idiot."
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"(CLATTERING)"
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"Zoey!"
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"Zoey!"
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"Zoey!"
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