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Clips from Taxi - Honor Thy Father (S02E02)

um, we've been talking it over, and, uh...

"um, we've been talking it over, and, uh..."

Taxi

Yeah, uh, hey, we didn't mean to pressure you,

"Yeah, uh, hey, we didn't mean to pressure you,"

Taxi

you know, buddy? All right.

"you know, buddy? All right."

Taxi

It's your business, Alex.

"It's your business, Alex."

Taxi

Right, so, uh, if you don't want to talk about it with us,

"Right, so, uh, if you don't want to talk about it with us,"

Taxi

well, we love you enough to understand.

"well, we love you enough to understand."

Taxi

You mean you don't?

"You mean you don't?"

Taxi

I don't want to say anything

"I don't want to say anything"

Taxi

Alex, can I speak to you?

"Alex, can I speak to you?"

Taxi

( grumbling )

"( grumbling )"

Taxi

Uh, what?

"Uh, what?"

Taxi

Louie, what?

"Louie, what?"

Taxi

Look, you've done me a couple of favors in the past

"Look, you've done me a couple of favors in the past"

Taxi

and so I feel like I owe you one,

"and so I feel like I owe you one,"

Taxi

so if you want to talk about this problem man-to-man...

"so if you want to talk about this problem man-to-man..."

Taxi

No, thanks, Louie.

"No, thanks, Louie."

Taxi

Right.

"Right."

Taxi

Look, everybody, I appreciate you trying to help me,

"Look, everybody, I appreciate you trying to help me,"

Taxi

Alex? Alex? What?

"Alex? Alex? What?"

Taxi

Eh, you know, in my country, we have a saying:

"Eh, you know, in my country, we have a saying:"

Taxi

"Your father, he may beat you,

""Your father, he may beat you,"

Taxi

"your father, he may curse you...

""your father, he may curse you..."

Taxi

your father, he may take your last bit of meat."

"your father, he may take your last bit of meat.""

Taxi

Go on.

"Go on."

Taxi

That's all.

"That's all."

Taxi

You mean... you mean, that's the whole saying?

"You mean... you mean, that's the whole saying?"

Taxi

Yeah, it's a small country.

"Yeah, it's a small country."

Taxi

Thanks, Latka.

"Thanks, Latka."

Taxi

Alex...

"Alex..."

Taxi

Oh. Charlotte.

"Oh. Charlotte."

Taxi

( kiss )

"( kiss )"

Taxi

His condition is the same; he's still unconscious

"His condition is the same; he's still unconscious"

Taxi

but the doctor said he may come around.

"but the doctor said he may come around."

Taxi

Maybe we can talk to him this afternoon.

"Maybe we can talk to him this afternoon."

Taxi

Charlotte...

"Charlotte..."

Taxi

Listen, the doctor was concerned.

"Listen, the doctor was concerned."

Taxi

Alex, Dad is not a young man.

"Alex, Dad is not a young man."

Taxi

Now, Charlotte, don't start.

"Now, Charlotte, don't start."

Taxi

I am not going to leave here

"I am not going to leave here"

Taxi

until you agree to come to the hospital.

"until you agree to come to the hospital."

Taxi

for the past couple of years, Alex.

"for the past couple of years, Alex."

Taxi

Maybe you've forgotten just how

"Maybe you've forgotten just how"

Taxi

determined and willful

"determined and willful"

Taxi

I can be.

"I can be."

Taxi

Whoo! Just the way I like 'em.

"Whoo! Just the way I like 'em."

Taxi

Is there a place that we could be alone?

"Is there a place that we could be alone?"

Taxi

Or, at least, safe?

"Or, at least, safe?"

Taxi

we don't need a place to say it.

"we don't need a place to say it."

Taxi

You can use Latka's tool room.

"You can use Latka's tool room."

Taxi

Elaine! Through that door.

"Elaine! Through that door."

Taxi

Come along.

"Come along."

Taxi

Now, look, Charlotte, if you want to chat socially, fine,

"Now, look, Charlotte, if you want to chat socially, fine,"

Taxi

but I'm not going into that tool room

"but I'm not going into that tool room"

Taxi

to talk about Joe.

"to talk about Joe."

Taxi

Nah! No way!

"Nah! No way!"

Taxi

Alex, do you remember when we were kids

"Alex, do you remember when we were kids"

Taxi

and I wanted to do something and you didn't want to do it,

"and I wanted to do something and you didn't want to do it,"

Taxi

how I could persuade you to change your mind

"how I could persuade you to change your mind"

Taxi

with that little ploy I used to use?

"with that little ploy I used to use?"

Taxi

You don't think that would work now, do you?

"You don't think that would work now, do you?"

Taxi

All right. Let's talk.

"All right. Let's talk."

Taxi

What'd she used to do?

"What'd she used to do?"

Taxi

She used to beat the heck out of me.

"She used to beat the heck out of me."

Taxi

Don't shoot. I'll talk.

"Don't shoot. I'll talk."

Taxi

Huh?

"Huh?"

Taxi

Oh, Alex.

"Oh, Alex."

Taxi

Abi deebo subo flee.

"Abi deebo subo flee."

Taxi

( speaking Latka's language )

"( speaking Latka's language )"

Taxi

( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

Taxi

Rapo.

"Rapo."

Taxi

Ah, okay, I will take my things.

"Ah, okay, I will take my things."

Taxi

Aruskala. Thanks.

"Aruskala. Thanks."

Taxi

Abi deebo suboflee.

"Abi deebo suboflee."

Taxi

Abi deebo suboflee.

"Abi deebo suboflee."

Taxi

Suboflee.

"Suboflee."

Taxi

Gee, thanks, Latka.

"Gee, thanks, Latka."

Taxi

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Taxi

Thank you both.

"Thank you both."

Taxi

Alex...

"Alex..."

Taxi

you may never get the chance to see him again.

"you may never get the chance to see him again."

Taxi

Are you prepared for that?

"Are you prepared for that?"

Taxi

Probably not.

"Probably not."

Taxi

But I've lived with a lot of things

"But I've lived with a lot of things"

Taxi

I'm not prepared to live with.

"I'm not prepared to live with."

Taxi

Do you know what I was thinking of on the way over here?

"Do you know what I was thinking of on the way over here?"

Taxi

I was thinking of Scheherazade.

"I was thinking of Scheherazade."

Taxi

I'm glad you didn't make me guess.

"I'm glad you didn't make me guess."

Taxi

The cat we had when we were children.

"The cat we had when we were children."

Taxi

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Taxi

We had a terrible argument over that name, I remember.

"We had a terrible argument over that name, I remember."

Taxi

Thank God calmer heads prevailed.

"Thank God calmer heads prevailed."

Taxi

Do you remember what happened when Scheherazade passed away?

"Do you remember what happened when Scheherazade passed away?"

Taxi

She got run over.

"She got run over."

Taxi

And when we told you, you were very distraught.

"And when we told you, you were very distraught."

Taxi

And do you know what bothered you the most?

"And do you know what bothered you the most?"

Taxi

That you weren't there when it happened.

"That you weren't there when it happened."

Taxi

You didn't get a chance to say goodbye

"You didn't get a chance to say goodbye"

Taxi

Yeah, she was a great cat.

"Yeah, she was a great cat."

Taxi

Remember when I used to roll the little ball for her,

"Remember when I used to roll the little ball for her,"

Taxi

Alex... she used to run...

"Alex... she used to run..."

Taxi

I'm not here to talk about that stupid cat.

"I'm not here to talk about that stupid cat."

Taxi

Tell me what could our father have done, that you could

"Tell me what could our father have done, that you could"

Taxi

Now, come on, you know as well as I do.

"Now, come on, you know as well as I do."

Taxi

After he left, we were on lousy welfare,

"After he left, we were on lousy welfare,"

Taxi

And now I'm supposed to go to the hospital

"And now I'm supposed to go to the hospital"

Taxi

just because he's had a heart attack,

"just because he's had a heart attack,"

Taxi

and have a scene with him

"and have a scene with him"

Taxi

that'll be a lie for both of us.

"that'll be a lie for both of us."

Taxi

You cannot stay this mad for so long, Alex!

"You cannot stay this mad for so long, Alex!"

Taxi

No, no, no, no, look, I'm not mad.

"No, no, no, no, look, I'm not mad."

Taxi

I just want to get the facts straight.

"I just want to get the facts straight."

Taxi

You know, I remember all those times

"You know, I remember all those times"

Taxi

coming home from school, when our mother was working,

"coming home from school, when our mother was working,"

Taxi

and finding him there with another woman!

"and finding him there with another woman!"

Taxi

He said, "This is your aunt. Don't tell your mother."

"He said, "This is your aunt. Don't tell your mother.""

Taxi

I know.

"I know."

Taxi

I was very well aware of his indiscretions.

"I was very well aware of his indiscretions."

Taxi

when I found out he was fooling around.

"when I found out he was fooling around."

Taxi

They asked me to write an essay, in school,

"They asked me to write an essay, in school,"

Taxi

on my father's favorite hobby.

"on my father's favorite hobby."

Taxi

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