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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Crapjacks, he's coming over here."
Archer (2009)
"So, shiro kabocha..."
Archer (2009)
"And, again, just really sorry about your nephew."
Archer (2009)
"He knew the risk."
Archer (2009)
"But I do not know these people."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. Hi, I'm Randy, crew leader, and..."
Archer (2009)
"Why does this underling speak to me?"
Archer (2009)
""Underling"?"
Archer (2009)
"Randy, don't. Listen here, Moto, I..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh... Right in the head and ass."
Archer (2009)
"Unh... Let that be a lesson to you."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man, I just totally lost face."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha. Join that club."
Archer (2009)
"So you rethinking that rampage?"
Archer (2009)
"I am, actually."
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Gross."
Archer (2009)
"- Then can we please get out of here? - Absolutely."
Archer (2009)
"Right after I get my car. Jeezy Petes."
Archer (2009)
"No wonder it was running rough. Archer, don't..."
Archer (2009)
"Now which one of you pussies has it?"
Archer (2009)
"So just a heads up, I'm starting the rampage now."
Archer (2009)
"No kidding."
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"One question before you die."
Archer (2009)
"Shoot. Figuratively."
Archer (2009)
"My question is this:"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Have you seen Sterling? What, like ever?"
Archer (2009)
"Tonight, now."
Archer (2009)
"He's supposed to meet me at 21 for his stupid birthday dinner, but he's not answering..."
Archer (2009)
"Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"Or are you pouting for some...? Oh, crap, are you already at 21?"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"Birthday voicemail, Mother. I gotcha, heh, heh, heh."
Archer (2009)
"But seriously, I bet I will be late, so go ahead and pull the trigger on those martinis."
Archer (2009)
"What? Nothing. What? Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Carol. No."
Archer (2009)
"Answer me. No, I've said too much alrea..."
Archer (2009)
"Jeez. Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"You got another one in you? Answer me."
Archer (2009)
"And that, guys, I guess, is a pretty long answer..."
Archer (2009)
"...to why I'd go on a suicide mission to get back my birthday car."
Archer (2009)
"Because of a stupid bicycle?"
Archer (2009)
"What part of "five-speed Schwinn Sting-Ray" are you not getting?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you...? And I am being serious here. Are you insane?"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe some mild post-traumatic stress disorder, but..."
Archer (2009)
"But he drinks a lot, so..."
Archer (2009)
"So I think I've got a pretty good handle on it."
Archer (2009)
"We don't even have your damn car. We steal drift cars."
Archer (2009)
"Right-hand drive. Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, okay, okay. And why would I believe you?"
Archer (2009)
"Why would I lie? Either way we're going to kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"And if they don't, I'm going to."
Archer (2009)
"How is this my fault?"
Archer (2009)
"This is all my fault."
Archer (2009)
"I should've never gotten him that car. It's that damn bicycle all over again."
Archer (2009)
"And who the hell taught you how to drive?"
Archer (2009)
"This guy I know named my dead father."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. I bet you feel like a dick."
Archer (2009)
"No, because, look, if this whole thing is anybody's fault, it's..."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, what are you doing? What? Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, shit. - Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"Fire."
Archer (2009)
"Can't see shit, my car's shot to shit, and I only had three shitty payments..."
Archer (2009)
"Left!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Go left, dumbass."
Archer (2009)
"Move the damn hood."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"- Jesus. - How's that?"
Archer (2009)
"Pam, if you do that again... What are you gonna do, shoot my car?"
Archer (2009)
"I... No. You know what? No. What?"
Archer (2009)
"They're the yakuza. Who were minding their own business."
Archer (2009)
"Of white slavery. Don't qualify it."
Archer (2009)
"And stealing cars."
Archer (2009)
"Not yours. Well, maybe not, but..."
Archer (2009)
"But you come in here, guns blazing, half-cocked, and probably half-drunk..."
Archer (2009)
"It's my birthday. Well, happy fricking birthday."
Archer (2009)
"Not if shiro kabocha can help it."
Archer (2009)
"- Whoa! - Oh, God!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa. Wow, Pam, you're actually pretty badass at this."
Archer (2009)
"Duh. Why do you think they call me shiro kabocha?"
Archer (2009)
"The white shadow."
Archer (2009)
"It means "white pumpkin.""
Archer (2009)
"Aw, honey."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah? Well, I got your pumpkin hanging. Ew."
Archer (2009)
"You used-panty-vending sons of bitches."
Archer (2009)
"Shiro kabocha, this is not over."
Archer (2009)
"We'll see about that. Gun, give me. No, honey, let's just..."
Archer (2009)
"Give it. No. You're agitated."
Archer (2009)
"No shit I'm agitated, look at my car."
Archer (2009)
"At least you have one."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks to you we wasted all night dicking around with the yakuza..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I still don't know who stole my fricking..."
Archer (2009)
"Did you not hear me tell you not to let your brand-new car get stolen?"
Archer (2009)
"Thanks a lot, blabbermouth. She beat it out of me."
Archer (2009)
"Rowrr. Oh, stop it."
Archer (2009)
"But, no, you didn't listen to me. And then you lied to me."
Archer (2009)
"And then you almost got everyone killed, and..."
Archer (2009)
"Now, where was I? Oh, yes, and all because you're irresponsible."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm... Well, not with the car."
Archer (2009)
"Are you...? Sterling, you left it unlocked in an unattended garage."
Archer (2009)
"I don't, um..."
Archer (2009)
"She took it. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, not me personally, I... Why would you do that?"
Archer (2009)
"To teach you a lesson. About what?"
Archer (2009)
"Life. Just like with that damn bicycle when you were 8 years old."
Archer (2009)
"She took it."
Archer (2009)
"You stole my bike?"
Archer (2009)
"I came home from work, it was just lying on the sidewalk."
Archer (2009)
"And I thought, "Oh, well, this will teach him.""
Archer (2009)
"Sting-Ray, five-speed."
Archer (2009)
"But so did you talk to him about responsibility when you gave it back?"
Archer (2009)
"Banana saddle, sissy bar."
Archer (2009)
"Mm, I'm afraid it already has a new owner."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, yeah, that's what I'm talking about."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, Dodge, or whoever."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, no. - Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Well, come on. Give your mom a hug."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. It's black, powerful, sexy."
Archer (2009)
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