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Clips from NewsRadio - Led Zeppelin Boxed Set (S03E03)

Matthew... Not now, honcho.

"Matthew... Not now, honcho."

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Ah, did we try to mate with you too? Well--

"Ah, did we try to mate with you too? Well--"

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Oh. Like that.

"Oh. Like that."

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That's sort of what I wanted to talk about.

"That's sort of what I wanted to talk about."

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Take what down a notch?

"Take what down a notch?"

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Uh, Matthew... Yeah?

"Uh, Matthew... Yeah?"

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I'm gonna level with you, okay?

"I'm gonna level with you, okay?"

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all of your friends here.

"all of your friends here."

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am I right, Dave, huh?

"am I right, Dave, huh?"

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Me and you. People might not like us,

"Me and you. People might not like us,"

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Hey, check it out. Tony Danza Jr., huh?

"Hey, check it out. Tony Danza Jr., huh?"

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Dave, can I talk to you for a second?

"Dave, can I talk to you for a second?"

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Yeah, the grown-ups are

"Yeah, the grown-ups are"

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All right?

"All right?"

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All my sweet bitches, hard at work.

"All my sweet bitches, hard at work."

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Sit down.

"Sit down."

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but this isn't you.

"but this isn't you."

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Are you?

"Are you?"

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BILL: Joe, Joe, Joe.

"BILL: Joe, Joe, Joe."

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I'm sorry. I-- No.

"I'm sorry. I-- No."

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[WHIMPERING]

"[WHIMPERING]"

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Yay. Way to go, Bill.

"Yay. Way to go, Bill."

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BILL: Didn't mean to hit him, really.

"BILL: Didn't mean to hit him, really."

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I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna talk to them, you know?

"I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna talk to them, you know?"

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These gentlemen bested me,

"These gentlemen bested me,"

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Now, now, come on. Hey, tell me here--

"Now, now, come on. Hey, tell me here--"

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Uh, it's a scam. Yeah.

"Uh, it's a scam. Yeah."

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Okay. Well, we're-- We're, good though, right?

"Okay. Well, we're-- We're, good though, right?"

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admit defeat before, Jim. Just keep walking.

"admit defeat before, Jim. Just keep walking."

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Dave, I'm-- I'm sorry.

"Dave, I'm-- I'm sorry."

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That's okay. Just as long as we have the old Matthew back.

"That's okay. Just as long as we have the old Matthew back."

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I'm not gonna really have sex with Lisa.

"I'm not gonna really have sex with Lisa."

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Hey, man, thanks.

"Hey, man, thanks."

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BILL: Hi, guys.

"BILL: Hi, guys."

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Well, no, okay. I'll-- I'll-- Thanks, Matthew.

"Well, no, okay. I'll-- I'll-- Thanks, Matthew."

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You're too good. Oh, no, you are.

"You're too good. Oh, no, you are."

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Wait a minute. Is this one of your crazy, funny lies?

"Wait a minute. Is this one of your crazy, funny lies?"

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No, no. This one is true.

"No, no. This one is true."

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was causing a bit of a headache...

"was causing a bit of a headache..."

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Just for no reason. Just shooting this laser in the air.

"Just for no reason. Just shooting this laser in the air."

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Kind of like, uh, Pacino in-- in-- Scar-- Like...

"Kind of like, uh, Pacino in-- in-- Scar-- Like..."

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Well, anyways, if, um... Because I'd--

"Well, anyways, if, um... Because I'd--"

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I'd see it twice, if-- If you don't mind.

"I'd see it twice, if-- If you don't mind."

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Well, if you get this message, uh, Bill,

"Well, if you get this message, uh, Bill,"

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Matthew.

"Matthew."

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Hey, guess what. I saw it.

"Hey, guess what. I saw it."

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In-credible.

"In-credible."

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The whole thing started out with this explosion.

"The whole thing started out with this explosion."

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It was like:

"It was like:"

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You don't say. Yeah.

"You don't say. Yeah."

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And, um, so I guess Agent Zero, right,

"And, um, so I guess Agent Zero, right,"

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was on the run from the, um, government or something.

"was on the run from the, um, government or something."

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I didn't really follow the plot.

"I didn't really follow the plot."

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But the car chase they had was like:

"But the car chase they had was like:"

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[MAKES GUNFIRE NOISES]

"[MAKES GUNFIRE NOISES]"

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Ricochet.

"Ricochet."

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The final scene was hand-to-hand.

"The final scene was hand-to-hand."

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It was like:

"It was like:"

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[MAKES PUNCHING NOISES]

"[MAKES PUNCHING NOISES]"

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or whatever it's called.

"or whatever it's called."

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And he was like:

"And he was like:"

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[MAKES EXCLAMATIONS]

"[MAKES EXCLAMATIONS]"

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Then what happened?

"Then what happened?"

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seriously, right now.

"seriously, right now."

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Oh, here, here. I know how to treat this. Ahem.

"Oh, here, here. I know how to treat this. Ahem."

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No, I-- No, no.

"No, I-- No, no."

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Now grab your elbows.

"Now grab your elbows."

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I can't. I really--

"I can't. I really--"

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Just arch your back. Way back. Way back.

"Just arch your back. Way back. Way back."

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Now, you trust me?

"Now, you trust me?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Hey, it worked.

"Hey, it worked."

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Ah, David, I'd like to say something,

"Ah, David, I'd like to say something,"

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if you're finished with all your business,

"if you're finished with all your business,"

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and all that.

"and all that."

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Oh. Oops. Mm. I'm sorry.

"Oh. Oops. Mm. I'm sorry."

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That's okay.

"That's okay."

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MATTHEW: Good.

"MATTHEW: Good."

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to my house on Friday.

"to my house on Friday."

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It's like a party.

"It's like a party."

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me and-- And a bunch of the older members

"me and-- And a bunch of the older members"

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we all get together, and we just talk books.

"we all get together, and we just talk books."

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every argument ends in a handshake or a hug,

"every argument ends in a handshake or a hug,"

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And that is my policy. And I do enforce that.

"And that is my policy. And I do enforce that."

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So who's in? Joe?

"So who's in? Joe?"

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This week, it's Moby Dick, by Herman Mel-- Read it.

"This week, it's Moby Dick, by Herman Mel-- Read it."

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Oh, good. Perfect time to discuss it.

"Oh, good. Perfect time to discuss it."

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is to prove that you read it.

"is to prove that you read it."

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And I read it.

"And I read it."

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The whale eats Gregory Peck, end of discussion.

"The whale eats Gregory Peck, end of discussion."

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I'll go. MATTHEW: Oh, good.

"I'll go. MATTHEW: Oh, good."

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If Beth goes.

"If Beth goes."

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Um, I came last time, and it's-- I know.

"Um, I came last time, and it's-- I know."

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--not my thing. Remember? No, no, no.

"--not my thing. Remember? No, no, no."

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The last time it was-- It was crazy.

"The last time it was-- It was crazy."

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What book?

"What book?"

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Hey, you forgot to ask me.

"Hey, you forgot to ask me."

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Would it please the good

"Would it please the good"

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Let me think.

"Let me think."

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Friday night: See a movie or sit around spaz' kitchen

"Friday night: See a movie or sit around spaz' kitchen"

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Tough choice.

"Tough choice."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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They're not shut-ins, okay, Bill? They're just--

"They're not shut-ins, okay, Bill? They're just--"

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They're the kind of people that like to stay inside.

"They're the kind of people that like to stay inside."

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Oh, come on, pal, I'm only kidding.

"Oh, come on, pal, I'm only kidding."

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Yeah, I mean, depending on the weather, of course.

"Yeah, I mean, depending on the weather, of course."

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Yeah, okay, Bill, stop it.

"Yeah, okay, Bill, stop it."

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Oh, I'd been told hell was going to freeze over.

"Oh, I'd been told hell was going to freeze over."

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I was just trying--

"I was just trying--"

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[CLEARS THROAT]

"[CLEARS THROAT]"

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I was just trying--

"I was just trying--"

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[CHOKING UP]

"[CHOKING UP]"

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Oh, people, please!

"Oh, people, please!"

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There was blood in the water. You all smelled it.

"There was blood in the water. You all smelled it."

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I just did something about it.

"I just did something about it."

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Ah. Yeah, well, meeting adjourned.

"Ah. Yeah, well, meeting adjourned."

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All right, I'll take Matthew. You take Bill.

"All right, I'll take Matthew. You take Bill."

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No, no, no. You-- You take Bill.

"No, no, no. You-- You take Bill."

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It's my turn. You think Matthew's easier?

"It's my turn. You think Matthew's easier?"

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