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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Captain Latvia (S04E04)

"when Charles told Nikolaj he would get him one."
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"I said, keep it a surprise, so you don't build up"
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"his expectations, but Charles said, "No way,"
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"I want to build expectations." - Well, we all remember"
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"the conversation. Well, work time for Daddy."
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"I'll see you guys later. Okay, I love you guys so much."
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"- Love you. - All right."
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"- Bye. - Christmas is gonna be amazing!"
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"Christmas is gonna suck. I don't have the present."
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"What? But you promised Nikolaj."
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"I ordered it a month ago from a Latvian toy store,"
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"and it still hasn't arrived yet."
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"The shipping company is giving me the runaround."
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"All right, so just get him a different present,"
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"like a Jet Ski or... a hammer."
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"I don't know what kids are into."
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"Genevieve and I worked so hard"
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"to get Nikolaj to trust us when we brought him home."
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"That's gonna be destroyed,"
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"- Trust me, it's gonna be fine. - Really?"
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"'Cause you said that about "Die Hard 5," Jake."
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"It's not gonna be fine."
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"Does anyone have any ideas about..."
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"Who are these golden-throated dorks?"
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"- It's the MTA. - That's right."
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"I assumed you've climbed out of your rat tunnels"
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"to taunt us about tonight's charity caroling competition."
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"No, no, no, of course not."
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"- ♪ Kick... ♪ - ♪ Your ♪"
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"♪ Butts ♪"
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"Enough. You may have bested us before,"
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"but throttle back your ambitions."
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"Our voices are..."
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"- ♪ Better? ♪ - ♪ Awesome ♪"
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"- ♪ Sing! ♪ - ♪ Scully! ♪"
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"I hope you're more prepared tonight,"
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"or else we'll have to file a missing persons report."
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"First name: "Your.""
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"- Last name: "Dignity." - Mm."
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"Come on, crew, let's hit the rails and buses."
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"Both great ways to get around the city."
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"I hate that we lose to those"
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"pasty-assed mole people every year."
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"Oh, there's no point in mincing your words."
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"They're knaves!"
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"You bet I do. And tonight,"
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"I'm gonna sing with it."
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"We're taking down the MTA."
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"- Charles, what are you doing? - Jah-nakeh."
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"- What? - Jah-keh."
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"No idea what you're saying. Why aren't you wearing a jacket?"
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"Oh, jacket, got it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm on the phone with Melvin's Import-Exports,"
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"Now wrap me in your arms, I need body heat."
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"- And you're nestling. - Ugh, first those jerks said"
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"then they had me on hold for three hours."
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"This is the only place I get reliable reception."
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"- I'm unwrapping for a sec. - No, why?"
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"'Cause I need my fingers to save the day"
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"like a fricking hero."
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"And... boom. Melvin's import is in Queens."
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"- Let's just go there right now. - Oh, so they could just"
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"walk all over me in person instead of on the phone?"
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"- Face it, Jake, I'm weak. - What? Don't talk like that."
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"You're very strong, all right? And you're a parent now,"
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"which makes you even stronger."
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"I mean, think about all those moms"
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"who literally lift buses off their kids every day."
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"Oh, so you're saying I should"
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"tap into my mommy strength."
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"Yeah, or daddy strength, but whatever."
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"Right, time to put some daddy into my mommy."
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"Gotta be a better way to phrase that, let's go."
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"Okay, let's review our simple harmonies."
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"When I point at you, hit your note."
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"- ♪ La ♪ - ♪ La ♪"
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"♪ La ♪"
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"♪ La ♪"
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"Okay. That was horrible."
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"Because I didn't get a chance to rap."
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"♪ It's a stickup you punk a... ♪"
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"No, Hitchcock, there's no rapping."
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"You've grossly misread the situation."
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"Maybe we just need to practice more."
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"I, for one, felt like I was a teeny bit off."
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"Don't fool yourself, Santiago."
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"That's enough. Sure, we're untrained."
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"Yes, our voices sound like garbage,"
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"and, yes, the MTA has a huge head start on us,"
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"We're the Nine-Nine."
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"And nothing can stand in our way."
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"She's right."
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"Tonight, tonight?"
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"Yeah, I can't."
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"I have "Hamilton" tickets. Oh, well."
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"Good luck. Peace."
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"I mean, if we're just gonna be humiliated, I don't s..."
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"- Wait, shut up. - Did you just tell"
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"- Listen. - ♪ Mother and child... ♪"
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"- You hear that? - It's an angel"
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"♪ Tender and mild... ♪"
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"It's coming from the bullpen."
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"♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪"
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"Who's singing?"
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"Is it one of the uniformed officers?"
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"No, it is not."
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"♪ Heavenly peace ♪"
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"- Our angel's a criminal. - And our angel is drunk."
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"- Hey, you Melvin? - I am, who are you?"
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"Yeah, I already told you, that package isn't here."
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"Well, I made a sacred promise to my son, and you're not"
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"gonna make a liar out of me, so why don't you take another look?"
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"We'll wait. 'Cause we've got all..."
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"night... long."
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"- Damn. - Oh, I don't know"
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"if you knew this, but... I'm a cop."
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"So maybe this time, don't lie to me."
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"Hey, I didn't know you guys were police."
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"Well, now you do, genius."
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