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Clips from Please Like Me - Souvlaki (S04E04)

Shush! Just shut up and listen.

"Shush! Just shut up and listen."

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Listen. OK. OK.

"Listen. OK. OK."

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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One gay guy goes on the spinning chair ride.

"One gay guy goes on the spinning chair ride."

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He goes around once and he waves to the other gay.

"He goes around once and he waves to the other gay."

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He goes around a second time and he waves to the other gay.

"He goes around a second time and he waves to the other gay."

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And the third time he goes around, the chain snaps!

"And the third time he goes around, the chain snaps!"

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And he flies into a wall.

"And he flies into a wall."

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I mean, there's nothing funny about that, Dad.

"I mean, there's nothing funny about that, Dad."

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And the gay who wasn't on the ride

"And the gay who wasn't on the ride"

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rushes over to him and says, "Are you hurt?"

"rushes over to him and says, "Are you hurt?""

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And the gay on the ground looks up at him and says, "Am I hurt?

"And the gay on the ground looks up at him and says, "Am I hurt?"

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"I went around three times and you didn't wave back once.

""I went around three times and you didn't wave back once."

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"Of course I'm hurt!" (BOTH LAUGH)

""Of course I'm hurt!" (BOTH LAUGH)"

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No, I mean, I'm not angry at her, I just... (SNIFFS)

"No, I mean, I'm not angry at her, I just... (SNIFFS)"

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Like, yeah, sure, it's a real douchebag move

"Like, yeah, sure, it's a real douchebag move"

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for her to kill herself,

"for her to kill herself,"

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but she's just such a dope, you know.

"but she's just such a dope, you know."

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I know you can't make sense of mental illness, I know.

"I know you can't make sense of mental illness, I know."

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Like, who knows what version of reality she had

"Like, who knows what version of reality she had"

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It's just... (SIGHS AND SNIFFS)

"It's just... (SIGHS AND SNIFFS)"

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I can't look at them from the outside

"I can't look at them from the outside"

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and try and find sense or purpose.

"and try and find sense or purpose."

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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What?

"What?"

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I have two cats.

"I have two cats."

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(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

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Hey, guess what? What?

"Hey, guess what? What?"

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We got the place! What place?

"We got the place! What place?"

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The loft place. Which one?

"The loft place. Which one?"

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Oh, my God! We got it! We got it!

"Oh, my God! We got it! We got it!"

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(SCREAMS) We got it! Yes! Yay!

"(SCREAMS) We got it! Yes! Yay!"

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So what does that mean?

"So what does that mean?"

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Um, we can sign the lease on Friday.

"Um, we can sign the lease on Friday."

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(CHUCKLES) Are you happy?

"(CHUCKLES) Are you happy?"

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Am I happy? That's just the saddest question.

"Am I happy? That's just the saddest question."

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It's hard to tell behind the hat and sunglasses.

"It's hard to tell behind the hat and sunglasses."

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You look like my dad. (CHUCKLES)

"You look like my dad. (CHUCKLES)"

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Ah. That's interesting.

"Ah. That's interesting."

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Do I, um...do I remind you of your dad

"Do I, um...do I remind you of your dad"

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when you're all up in my grill with your D?

"when you're all up in my grill with your D?"

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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Do I remind you of your dad

"Do I remind you of your dad"

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when we're doing our little sexy role play

"when we're doing our little sexy role play"

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and I'm playing the role of your daddy?

"and I'm playing the role of your daddy?"

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Yeah, yeah. You really commit. Yep. Mmm.

"Yeah, yeah. You really commit. Yep. Mmm."

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Do I remind you of your dad

"Do I remind you of your dad"

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when I make your little packed lunch and put a little secret note

"when I make your little packed lunch and put a little secret note"

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that says, "That's my good boy."

"that says, "That's my good boy.""

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Do I remind you of... It's a sore point.

"Do I remind you of... It's a sore point."

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.."Hey, have a good day at school."

".."Hey, have a good day at school.""

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Hi, guys. I was thinking about putting a bit of Mum,

"Hi, guys. I was thinking about putting a bit of Mum,"

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like, just the tiniest little bit in this confetti cannon

"like, just the tiniest little bit in this confetti cannon"

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and then setting it off.

"and then setting it off."

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I mean, yes, of course. Let's.

"I mean, yes, of course. Let's."

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SONG: # Doo-wop, doo-wop

"SONG: # Doo-wop, doo-wop"

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# Doo-wop, doo-wop... #

"# Doo-wop, doo-wop... #"

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I don't feel better.

"I don't feel better."

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I think I accidentally swallowed a bit.

"I think I accidentally swallowed a bit."

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I think she would've liked that.

"I think she would've liked that."

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I always felt like she had a crush on you.

"I always felt like she had a crush on you."

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# Doo-wop, doo-wop Doo-wop, doo-wop... #

"# Doo-wop, doo-wop Doo-wop, doo-wop... #"

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Grace, I'm just a little bit concerned

"Grace, I'm just a little bit concerned"

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because I'm pretty sure that when I took your nose I gave it back,

"because I'm pretty sure that when I took your nose I gave it back,"

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Grace, did you put my nose in the plant?

"Grace, did you put my nose in the plant?"

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Grace, you absolutely cannot go around taking people's noses

"Grace, you absolutely cannot go around taking people's noses"

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and not giving it back.

"and not giving it back."

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That's just not done.

"That's just not done."

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Hey, Josh, can you do me a favour?

"Hey, Josh, can you do me a favour?"

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He's like a chubby Stepford wife.

"He's like a chubby Stepford wife."

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You want me to convince Dad to be sad?

"You want me to convince Dad to be sad?"

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Sad, angry, confused, regret - I don't mind!

"Sad, angry, confused, regret - I don't mind!"

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Just any negative emotion.

"Just any negative emotion."

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Oh, not guilt. Can't he go to a therapist?

"Oh, not guilt. Can't he go to a therapist?"

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Fine. (SIGHS)

"Fine. (SIGHS)"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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What do you think?

"What do you think?"

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I think I'm gonna buy this place!

"I think I'm gonna buy this place!"

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Don't get too excited.

"Don't get too excited."

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It might be overpriced. Yeah, boy!

"It might be overpriced. Yeah, boy!"

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(SNIFFS) Yeah.

"(SNIFFS) Yeah."

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(CHOKINGLY) I'm very proud of you.

"(CHOKINGLY) I'm very proud of you."

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Good. You're doing the right thing.

"Good. You're doing the right thing."

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You're spending the money wisely.

"You're spending the money wisely."

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I mean, you would not be saying that

"I mean, you would not be saying that"

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(SNIFFLES)

"(SNIFFLES)"

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(BLOWS NOSE)

"(BLOWS NOSE)"

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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I feel like some baklava.

"I feel like some baklava."

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No, no, I need you to keep crying.

"No, no, I need you to keep crying."

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Mae asked me to get you to cry more, so you do that.

"Mae asked me to get you to cry more, so you do that."

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Why would she say that? I've been fine.

"Why would she say that? I've been fine."

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Um, because Mum died

"Um, because Mum died"

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and apparently you've been a bit over-perky.

"and apparently you've been a bit over-perky."

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Ov...

"Ov..."

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(SIGHS) I wish Mae would talk to me about this stuff instead.

"(SIGHS) I wish Mae would talk to me about this stuff instead."

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Me too.

"Me too."

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Do you think I've been over-perky?

"Do you think I've been over-perky?"

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Mm-mm, no, I don't think. I have no thoughts.

"Mm-mm, no, I don't think. I have no thoughts."

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Nothing.

"Nothing."

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Josh, Rose...Rose and I got divorced. I...

"Josh, Rose...Rose and I got divorced. I..."

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I just don't think it's right that I burden everyone.

"I just don't think it's right that I burden everyone."

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Right.

"Right."

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That makes sense, doesn't it? It's deranged.

"That makes sense, doesn't it? It's deranged."

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(TUTS)

"(TUTS)"

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Mae and I need to communicate better.

"Mae and I need to communicate better."

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That's a separate issue to your mother,

"That's a separate issue to your mother,"

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but thanks for telling me.

"but thanks for telling me."

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(CLEARS THROAT) Next time, get her to talk to me.

"(CLEARS THROAT) Next time, get her to talk to me."

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So, um, while we were at dinner,

"So, um, while we were at dinner,"

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Mum told me that she was in love with you.

"Mum told me that she was in love with you."

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So...

"So..."

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Like, I don't think she wanted to be married to you,

"Like, I don't think she wanted to be married to you,"

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but she was just acknowledging that you guys were in love

"but she was just acknowledging that you guys were in love"

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and she still sort of felt love for you.

"and she still sort of felt love for you."

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I don't know, Dad. I just think you're allowed to be sad.

"I don't know, Dad. I just think you're allowed to be sad."

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Be sad around me. Be sad around me.

"Be sad around me. Be sad around me."

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You and Mum loved each other and then she died.

"You and Mum loved each other and then she died."

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That's a big...that's a very big...

"That's a big...that's a very big..."

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He just saw the strata fees.

"He just saw the strata fees."

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