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Clips from Scrubs - My Brother, Where Art Thou? (S03E03)

"unlike Mom and Dad, who solved things with sex."
Scrubs
"My nephew just asked what you're wearing today. How cute is that?"
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"has been moonlighting over at County Medical."
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"No moonlighting."
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"- Where do you moonlight? - Insurance physicals."
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"The place where I moonlight pays pretty well. I can call them."
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"I don't have time for pickles."
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"How long has my little brother had the desire to smother old people?"
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"I should warn Grandma."
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"- These are living, breathing people. - I'm sorry."
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"- What do you do? - I tend bar."
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"Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes."
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"Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?"
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"But you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap."
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"It's enough to love my brother, even though he'll never come up big for me."
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"Still, it sure is nice to be doing something you love."
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"- No. - Don't forget that."
Scrubs
"What would you like with your sandwich?"
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"I called my brother."
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"and how worldly he is."
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"You just need to find a place where you're not so self-conscious."
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"unlike Mom and Dad, who solved things with sex."
Scrubs
"My nephew just asked what you're wearing today. How cute is that?"
Scrubs
"has been moonlighting over at County Medical."
Scrubs
"No moonlighting."
Scrubs
"- Where do you moonlight? - Insurance physicals."
Scrubs
"The place where I moonlight pays pretty well. I can call them."
Scrubs
"I don't have time for pickles."
Scrubs
"How long has my little brother had the desire to smother old people?"
Scrubs
"I should warn Grandma."
Scrubs
"- These are living, breathing people. - I'm sorry."
Scrubs
"- What do you do? - I tend bar."
Scrubs
"Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes."
Scrubs
"Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?"
Scrubs
"But you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap."
Scrubs
"It's enough to love my brother, even though he'll never come up big for me."
Scrubs
"Still, it sure is nice to be doing something you love."
Scrubs
"- No. - Don't forget that."
Scrubs
"I can hear you there breathing."
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"Stimulating conversation."
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"Here we go with this guy again."
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"I can hear you there breathing."
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"Stimulating conversation."
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"Here we go with this guy again."
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"Ted, sit."
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"Ted, sit."
Scrubs
"- Haunting. - With you, we can take it on the road."
Scrubs
"Dammit. Can't we just put a pillow over his head and put him out of his misery?"
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"someone said how lucky I was to have an older brother."
Scrubs
"- Haunting. - With you, we can take it on the road."
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"Dammit. Can't we just put a pillow over his head and put him out of his misery?"
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"someone said how lucky I was to have an older brother."
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"This is just exactly what's wrong with the whole system."
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"This is just exactly what's wrong with the whole system."
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"He was OK with it."
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"It's no different than treating a patient at our hospital."
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"He was OK with it."
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"It's no different than treating a patient at our hospital."
Scrubs
"Turned him into some kind of cynical guy who seems to despise what he does."
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"Turned him into some kind of cynical guy who seems to despise what he does."
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"- Gee, I don't know. - Who are you?"
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"- Gee, I don't know. - Who are you?"
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"That's OK. I'll see you back home at Christmas."
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"That's OK. I'll see you back home at Christmas."
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"All the best."
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"All the best."
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"Surprising how Turk's 11 -year-old nephew sounds like him,"
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"Surprising how Turk's 11 -year-old nephew sounds like him,"
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"And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff."
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"And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff."
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"To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic."
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"That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time."
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"Love can give you strength you never knew you had."
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"I'm worried, cos I think this marriage might actually stick,"
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"You love it that these kids idolise you. Johnny does."
Scrubs
"Imagine me taking off my shirt and kissing down your neck."
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"I don't care how close you are. I'll call you later."
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"The correct answer is peppers."
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"But you're my brother. You can crash at my place as long as you like."
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"I hooked up with that slutty chick with the huge cans."
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"You love it that these kids idolise you. Johnny does."
Scrubs
"Lots of cats today. What's wrong with this guy?"
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"The correct answer is peppers."
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"to Next Stop Heaven, where between wheelchair productions of Anything Goes"
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"Imagine me taking off my shirt and kissing down your neck."
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"I don't care how close you are. I'll call you later."
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"Are you there? Good. Because now I am licking your nipples all over."
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"I hooked up with that slutty chick with the huge cans."
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"A one, a two, a one, two, three."
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"No, they wanted me."
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"- Nothing. - That's a first."
Scrubs
"You are a self-involved user,"
Scrubs
"Whenever there's an argument in my family, we pretend nothing happened."
Scrubs
"Relax. I have a secret weapon."
Scrubs
"Lots of cats today. What's wrong with this guy?"
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"Damn right."
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"to Next Stop Heaven, where between wheelchair productions of Anything Goes"
Scrubs
"That's when I made one of the biggest mistakes I'd made in some time."
Scrubs
"Are you there? Good. Because now I am licking your nipples all over."
Scrubs
"To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic."
Scrubs
"- Nothing. - That's a first."
Scrubs
"You are a self-involved user,"
Scrubs
"Whenever there's an argument in my family, we pretend nothing happened."
Scrubs
"Relax. I have a secret weapon."
Scrubs
"Love can give you strength you never knew you had."
Scrubs
"No, they wanted me."
Scrubs
"I'm worried, cos I think this marriage might actually stick,"
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"But you're my brother. You can crash at my place as long as you like."
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"A one, a two, a one, two, three."
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"Damn right."
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