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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Where Are the Giggles? (S03E03)

"Merry Christmas, Chili Boy Lou."
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"This is the fourth time we have seen this movie."
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"Of course. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas to you, too."
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"God, I am so good at realty."
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"They're more gorgeous than I could have imagined."
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"On Christmas day, we're gonna cook goose chili in the driveway"
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"while drinking holiday ale and wearing matching custom PJs."
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"Smart. Personalizing it with embroidery so I can't return it."
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"My satisfied client just gave me"
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"six free movie passes as a Christmas gift,"
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"Mom, what if Denzel did a Christmas movie?"
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"It's like you can see into my soul."
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"Okay. Well, the passes are for the Regal."
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"The next showing is at 7:00. What time is it?"
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"Uh, 4:15."
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"So we're already late."
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"We have to move if we want to get the best middle-row seats."
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"Okay, Evan, go put on some cargo pants"
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"Louis, go take the pajamas to Marvin next door."
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"Everybody else, get changed. Let's go."
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"Let's go."
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"Mommy?"
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"These are still hot."
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"I'm so excited... everything is done on my to-do list,"
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"except prepping my Lao Ban Santa outfit."
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"but it's necessary to hide my beauty."
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"The boys love their gifts..."
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"- Power Ranger Megazord. - Oh."
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"The key is to buy the hottest toys"
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"the day after Christmas when they go on sale,"
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"and then give them to the boys the following year."
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"Christmas is a tool of the white capitalist establishment."
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"What?"
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"his favorite pickle stores in the Bronx."
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"It was a great read."
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"Wait, what's Kwanzaa?"
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"You don't know what Kwanzaa is."
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"for me and Richard?"
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"Do not make eye contact."
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"My husband has acute-angle glaucoma,"
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"It acts up when I stare at anything from a side angle."
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"Um, I don't believe you,"
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"but even if I did,"
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"Evan, popcorn."
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"but we have a bit of an emergency."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I can see him from here."
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"Ha-ha, have you tried the spice pocket?"
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"Marvin, we're heading home,"
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"Oh, a mother's love is a beautiful thing."
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""Jingle All the Way.""
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"Hold on."
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"Do not blow a chance to see this movie."
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"- It's a riot. - But Evan..."
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"Trust me."
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"Did you see the movie "Twins"?"
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"This is almost as good."
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"No thanks, buddy."
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"How long have you had a key? I don't have a key."
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"Mm. Ohhh."
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""And now you see," said the turtle,"
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""why it is useless to cry.""
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"Amy Tan has lived life."
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"Yeah. Ah, ow."
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"Oh. It's just the old L5 vertebrae acting up on me."
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"I said I would get Honey to help, but he refused."
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"No one can tell her."
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"She can never know I'm old."
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"Sorry about that, Marvin."
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"Ah, don't worry about it."
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"I got scared, and I was trying to protect the house."
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"So I set a trap."
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"Whoa."
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"Well, if you knew how worried we were about you,"
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"Sure, when I'm worried, I sit down"
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"Not."
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"That's okay, Mom, I know you didn't mean to forget me."
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"You know how I always get you last year's best toy?"
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"What if I get you this year's best toy this year?"
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""impossible.""
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""Oh, Jennifer, my bangs are impossible.""
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"Um, they're not impossible,"
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"but it's very difficult."
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"you're looking for a Tickle Me Elmo?"
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"Yes. Do you have one?"
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"Since you asked,"
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"Kwanzaa is a week-long celebration"
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"So what day does Kwanzaa fall on?"
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"I don't know what I'm going to say to your mother."
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"Honey gave me a muscle relaxer."
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"It's not fine. Drop the lawsuit."
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"I can't believe I was gonna wear matching pajamas with you."
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"And I can't believe you're in the pocket of big insurance."
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"If you're not serious about buying a computer..."
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"This is my son."
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"a Tickle Me Elmo."
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"It is his Christmas wish, and I'm not going to disappoint him."
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"another muscle relaxer for your back pain."
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"And I'm just gonna say this one last time."
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"Sorry, babe, where I come from,"
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"Maybe with age, I'd let something like this slide."
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"But right now, I'm virile and angry."
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"Fine."
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"If you need me, I'm gonna be in our bedroom"
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"Okay."
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"Emery?"
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"And I'm here to show you something."
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"Hey, I-I know this place."
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"Ooh."
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"She can't hear you."
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"All right."
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"Oh, no."
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"I was so thankful when he moved out and you family moved in."
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"you'll be visited by two more spirits."
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"Hi, Deirdre."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"He has a wider gait than I do, so I have to take longer steps."
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"It's been really challenging."
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"Okay, fine. You're angry."
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"But I'm not here for me. I'm here to buy a gift for Evan."
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