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Clips from House of Cards - Chapter 1 (S01E01)

Two things are now irrelevant.

"Two things are now irrelevant."

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Donald Blythe and Donald Blythe's new draft.

"Donald Blythe and Donald Blythe's new draft."

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Kern is a boy scout.

"Kern is a boy scout."

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Why would you want Michael gone?

"Why would you want Michael gone?"

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I don't want to assume. I want to know.

"I don't want to assume. I want to know."

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On my way. I'll gonna have to call you back.

"On my way. I'll gonna have to call you back."

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Education.

"Education."

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You think Blythe would talk to me?

"You think Blythe would talk to me?"

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Do we need to take it out?

"Do we need to take it out?"

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Good, good.

"Good, good."

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Is this about the other night?

"Is this about the other night?"

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Look, they let me off. There's no charges.

"Look, they let me off. There's no charges."

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It's all taken care of.

"It's all taken care of."

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You...

"You..."

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Your absolute, unquestioning loyalty.

"Your absolute, unquestioning loyalty."

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Do not misunderstand what I mean by loyalty.

"Do not misunderstand what I mean by loyalty."

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You seem far too relaxed.

"You seem far too relaxed."

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Let me call you back.

"Let me call you back."

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You won't tell me your source?

"You won't tell me your source?"

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I did that already.

"I did that already."

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Get graphics working on tables, charts, the whole nine yards.

"Get graphics working on tables, charts, the whole nine yards."

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Enough to put Walker on his heels?

"Enough to put Walker on his heels?"

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of President of the United States.

"of President of the United States."

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Today is not about the next four years.

"Today is not about the next four years."

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and that's why the first order of business for this administration

"and that's why the first order of business for this administration"

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It was so nice of you to make this possible.

"It was so nice of you to make this possible."

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I'm going to miss out on my ultimate Frisbee league this season.

"I'm going to miss out on my ultimate Frisbee league this season."

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Anybody gets between me and that goal line, I will take that sucker down.

"Anybody gets between me and that goal line, I will take that sucker down."

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Donald, I've been looking for you everywhere, maestro.

"Donald, I've been looking for you everywhere, maestro."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Hey, what are you doing?

"Hey, what are you doing?"

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Jesus. Did you get a good look?

"Jesus. Did you get a good look?"

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Oh, man.

"Oh, man."

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It's not gonna make it.

"It's not gonna make it."

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Go see if they're home.

"Go see if they're home."

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There are two kinds of pain.

"There are two kinds of pain."

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The sort of pain that makes you strong

"The sort of pain that makes you strong"

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or useless pain, the sort of pain that's only suffering.

"or useless pain, the sort of pain that's only suffering."

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Who will do the unpleasant thing,

"Who will do the unpleasant thing,"

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No more pain.

"No more pain."

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It was a hit and run. I'm awfully sorry.

"It was a hit and run. I'm awfully sorry."

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He must've jumped over the fence again.

"He must've jumped over the fence again."

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Look, Steve is gonna file a report on the car. He'll put his people on it.

"Look, Steve is gonna file a report on the car. He'll put his people on it."

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We'll track them down.

"We'll track them down."

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Shall we?

"Shall we?"

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...three, two, one.

"...three, two, one."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Do I like him? No.

"Do I like him? No."

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Do I believe in him? That's beside the point.

"Do I believe in him? That's beside the point."

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has tapped into something larger than himself,

"has tapped into something larger than himself,"

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Look at that winning smile, those trusting eyes.

"Look at that winning smile, those trusting eyes."

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I latched onto him early on and made myself vital.

"I latched onto him early on and made myself vital."

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After 22 years in Congress, I can smell which way the wind is blowing.

"After 22 years in Congress, I can smell which way the wind is blowing."

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He did his duty in delivering the Keystone State, bless his heart.

"He did his duty in delivering the Keystone State, bless his heart."

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Now they're about to put him out to pasture.

"Now they're about to put him out to pasture."

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For some, it's simply the size of the chair.

"For some, it's simply the size of the chair."

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She's a woman, check. And a Latina, check. But more important than that,

"She's a woman, check. And a Latina, check. But more important than that,"

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she's as tough as a two-dollar steak. Check, check, check.

"she's as tough as a two-dollar steak. Check, check, check."

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When it comes to the White House,

"When it comes to the White House,"

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you not only need the keys in your back-pocket,

"you not only need the keys in your back-pocket,"

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you need the gatekeeper.

"you need the gatekeeper."

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I keep things moving in a Congress

"I keep things moving in a Congress"

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choked by pettiness and lassitude.

"choked by pettiness and lassitude."

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My job is to clear the pipes and keep the sludge moving.

"My job is to clear the pipes and keep the sludge moving."

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But I won't have to be a plumber much longer.

"But I won't have to be a plumber much longer."

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I've done my time. I've backed the right man.

"I've done my time. I've backed the right man."

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Give and take.

"Give and take."

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You need a haircut.

"You need a haircut."

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A little trim.

"A little trim."

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What are you going to wear?

"What are you going to wear?"

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I'll wear my navy blue, the one with the pinstripes.

"I'll wear my navy blue, the one with the pinstripes."

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Good. You look handsome in that suit.

"Good. You look handsome in that suit."

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I don't know if they'll announce before your board meeting.

"I don't know if they'll announce before your board meeting."

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As long as I can say the donation is coming.

"As long as I can say the donation is coming."

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Soon as it's official, SanCorp will write you a check.

"Soon as it's official, SanCorp will write you a check."

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This is going to be a big year for us.

"This is going to be a big year for us."

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They're gonna want to start with something big.

"They're gonna want to start with something big."

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Really? What?

"Really? What?"

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I'd say immigration, banking or education.

"I'd say immigration, banking or education."

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But none of my regular sources can confirm that.

"But none of my regular sources can confirm that."

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Because they don't know, or because they're not talking?

"Because they don't know, or because they're not talking?"

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Keep at it. Get me something.

"Keep at it. Get me something."

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Sorry. Sorry, Mr. Hammerschmidt. Zoe.

"Sorry. Sorry, Mr. Hammerschmidt. Zoe."

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Barnes. Right.

"Barnes. Right."

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Longer.

"Longer."

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Good morning, Lucas.

"Good morning, Lucas."

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What can I do for you, Zoe?

"What can I do for you, Zoe?"

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I am sick of the Fairfax County Council.

"I am sick of the Fairfax County Council."

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You tell me every day.

"You tell me every day."

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Move me online.

"Move me online."

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First person. Subjective. 500 words.

"First person. Subjective. 500 words."

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Not gonna happen.

"Not gonna happen."

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I'll go underground.

"I'll go underground."

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Back rooms, the urinals.

"Back rooms, the urinals."

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They need a place to vent. A gossip column.

"They need a place to vent. A gossip column."

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No. We lift the veil.

"No. We lift the veil."

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What's really going on.

"What's really going on."

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This is The Washington Herald, Zoe, it's not TMZ.

"This is The Washington Herald, Zoe, it's not TMZ."

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Do you know how many people watch TMZ? I couldn't care less.

"Do you know how many people watch TMZ? I couldn't care less."

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Which is why print journalism is dying.

"Which is why print journalism is dying."

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Maybe so, but right now, I don't need imagination, I need copy.

"Maybe so, but right now, I don't need imagination, I need copy."

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I applaud whatever you want to do,

"I applaud whatever you want to do,"

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as long as it's not on my time.

"as long as it's not on my time."

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You're telling me to get back to work. I am.

"You're telling me to get back to work. I am."

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What you're really telling me is to fuck off.

"What you're really telling me is to fuck off."

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I'm telling you both.

"I'm telling you both."

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It's Mr. Chapman, already, from Province Trust.

"It's Mr. Chapman, already, from Province Trust."

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Hold my calls, Christina.

"Hold my calls, Christina."

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Henry.

"Henry."

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It's good to see you.

"It's good to see you."

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I can hook you up.

"I can hook you up."

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How about you hook me up with the zoning laws

"How about you hook me up with the zoning laws"

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you promised to get changed?

"you promised to get changed?"

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We've got 12 million sitting in escrow

"We've got 12 million sitting in escrow"

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I know. But you gotta understand, it's a local municipal issue.

"I know. But you gotta understand, it's a local municipal issue."

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I can't just pick up the phone... You can't?

"I can't just pick up the phone... You can't?"

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when you begged for 50 grand in donations.

"when you begged for 50 grand in donations."

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Right.

"Right."

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Christina, I said no calls. Not while I'm meeting with Mr. Chapman.

"Christina, I said no calls. Not while I'm meeting with Mr. Chapman."

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The President-elect?

"The President-elect?"

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