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Clips from Mr. Deeds

Movies 2002 96 min ★ 5.8/10 (166,124 ratings) 1,781 clips
Romance Comedy

Credits

Yet there's a part of me
"Yet there's a part of me"
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that can't wait to end this silly vacation
"that can't wait to end this silly vacation"
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Am I 82?
"Am I 82?"
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Very, very bad.
"Very, very bad."
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I'm heading down now, sir. I advise you to do the same.
"I'm heading down now, sir. I advise you to do the same."
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See you at the staff meeting on Monday.
"See you at the staff meeting on Monday."
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A beloved visionary who turned a single radio station
"A beloved visionary who turned a single radio station"
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into a global media empire.
"into a global media empire."
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plunged this morning on the news of Blake's death,
"plunged this morning on the news of Blake's death,"
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by Blake's longtime number 2, Chuck Cedar.
"by Blake's longtime number 2, Chuck Cedar."
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And all the king's horses and all the king's men
"And all the king's horses and all the king's men"
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in the company's stock valued at $40 billion?
"in the company's stock valued at $40 billion?"
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including his longtime barber
"including his longtime barber"
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Babe? Where's Babe?
"Babe? Where's Babe?"
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I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna choke you to death.
"I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna choke you to death."
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That's the best you could get me, huh?
"That's the best you could get me, huh?"
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I mean, he's been his closest confidant for more than 20 years.
"I mean, he's been his closest confidant for more than 20 years."
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Or it's your ass.
"Or it's your ass."
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Some genetic lottery winner
"Some genetic lottery winner"
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Your beard is troubling.
"Your beard is troubling."
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Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn?
"Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn?"
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Chuck, I think we're there.
"Chuck, I think we're there."
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He lives at a pizzeria?
"He lives at a pizzeria?"
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You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché!
"You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché!"
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Do you know when he'll be back?
"Do you know when he'll be back?"
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You guys need anything else here?
"You guys need anything else here?"
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I love you completely, with all my soul.
"I love you completely, with all my soul."
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You like that, gentlemen?
"You like that, gentlemen?"
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Longfellow Deeds?
"Longfellow Deeds?"
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Just call me Deeds, pal.
"Just call me Deeds, pal."
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- Murph! - Yeah, Deeds?
"- Murph! - Yeah, Deeds?"
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I thought you were sick today.
"I thought you were sick today."
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- Mr. Deeds? - Just Deeds.
"- Mr. Deeds? - Just Deeds."
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Deeds, I can't come to work today.
"Deeds, I can't come to work today."
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I only got one for you guys this week,
"I only got one for you guys this week,"
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my losing streak with Hallmark.
"my losing streak with Hallmark."
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$40 billion. He left it all to you, Deeds.
"$40 billion. He left it all to you, Deeds."
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You're not a cop.
"You're not a cop."
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Do you remember when we went to the zoo,
"Do you remember when we went to the zoo,"
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even when your bosoms sag down to the floor.
"even when your bosoms sag down to the floor."
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was awesome! How's he do it?
"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was awesome! How's he do it?"
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Now you're a very rich man.
"Now you're a very rich man."
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Yummy! Yummy! So, Deeds, what's new?
"Yummy! Yummy! So, Deeds, what's new?"
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Who are your friends, Deeds?
"Who are your friends, Deeds?"
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this is Jane, Kitty, and Sue.
"this is Jane, Kitty, and Sue."
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You see, technically, you've inherited 300 million shares of Blake Media, Inc.
"You see, technically, you've inherited 300 million shares of Blake Media, Inc."
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Who cares about all the financial mumbo jumbo?
"Who cares about all the financial mumbo jumbo?"
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French fries and Oreos. You know me all too well, Deeds.
"French fries and Oreos. You know me all too well, Deeds."
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Hey, who are your friends?
"Hey, who are your friends?"
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See you later, everybody!
"See you later, everybody!"
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All right, Miss Kitty. Bye, bye.
"All right, Miss Kitty. Bye, bye."
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You go. You have a good time! I'll miss you.
"You go. You have a good time! I'll miss you."
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Give us a card!
"Give us a card!"
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On my way to the big city for a business trip,
"On my way to the big city for a business trip,"
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You got it, pal.
"You got it, pal."
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took off from there this afternoon with two male passengers aboard
"took off from there this afternoon with two male passengers aboard"
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But now they're on their way back
"But now they're on their way back"
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How's that Frosty treating you, Cecil?
"How's that Frosty treating you, Cecil?"
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And I want that guy's life story by then. I'm talking to you, Jim.
"And I want that guy's life story by then. I'm talking to you, Jim."
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Well, he's not gonna be pissed
"Well, he's not gonna be pissed"
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I need this story. I'm flat broke,
"I need this story. I'm flat broke,"
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Really? So he moved out?
"Really? So he moved out?"
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I was having an asthma attack. I couldn't find my puffer.
"I was having an asthma attack. I couldn't find my puffer."
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The Biggie Fries are making a comeback.
"The Biggie Fries are making a comeback."
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I can get this moron to do the same.
"I can get this moron to do the same."
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That's right, Anderson.
"That's right, Anderson."
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you're now the most eligible bachelor in New York.
"you're now the most eligible bachelor in New York."
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What?
"What?"
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I always thought I'd meet a girl, kind of, the same way.
"I always thought I'd meet a girl, kind of, the same way."
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Some bullspit like that.
"Some bullspit like that."
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Security, stop that guy!
"Security, stop that guy!"
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No, he deserves to get his throat cut,
"No, he deserves to get his throat cut,"
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Servant? I don't want a servant,
"Servant? I don't want a servant,"
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but if you want to be my friend, I'll take that.
"but if you want to be my friend, I'll take that."
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Later. I will be with you shortly, sir.
"Later. I will be with you shortly, sir."
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Keep an eye on him, Emilio. Or it's your ass.
"Keep an eye on him, Emilio. Or it's your ass."
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Is something the matter, sir?
"Is something the matter, sir?"
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Nice.
"Nice."
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and let the Post take your story?
"and let the Post take your story?"
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He adored Hawaiian Punch.
"He adored Hawaiian Punch."
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Yeah, I've heard that before.
"Yeah, I've heard that before."
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Do I absolutely have to?
"Do I absolutely have to?"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Go ahead, give it a whack.
"Go ahead, give it a whack."
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- Nothing. - Really?
"- Nothing. - Really?"
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Yeah. That's it!
"Yeah. That's it!"
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find out what I'm supposed to be doing today.
"find out what I'm supposed to be doing today."
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you've just bought 2,000 radio stations.
"you've just bought 2,000 radio stations."
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Morning.
"Morning."
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May I help you?
"May I help you?"
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I just wanted to see if there's anything I should be doing today.
"I just wanted to see if there's anything I should be doing today."
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Well, I think we've got everything under control.
"Well, I think we've got everything under control."
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Well, there's got to be something.
"Well, there's got to be something."
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Anderson, what's up, buddy?
"Anderson, what's up, buddy?"
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I tried to make my own at home,
"I tried to make my own at home,"
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Deeds.
"Deeds."
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has a say in the operation of this company.
"has a say in the operation of this company."
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And they have this say at the annual stockholders' meeting.
"And they have this say at the annual stockholders' meeting."
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You mean now that my uncle's gone.
"You mean now that my uncle's gone."
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and in so many areas
"and in so many areas"
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I mean, I only got three hours of sleep last night.
"I mean, I only got three hours of sleep last night."
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Move it, lady. I don't give a damn about no meeting.
"Move it, lady. I don't give a damn about no meeting."
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I warned you.
"I warned you."
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You went down like a sack of potatoes,
"You went down like a sack of potatoes,"
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Football!
"Football!"
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- Doesn't seem fair to me. - Deeds.
"- Doesn't seem fair to me. - Deeds."
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Well, we're gonna have to let you go then.
"Well, we're gonna have to let you go then."
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Biggest mistake of your lives!
"Biggest mistake of your lives!"
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This thing's cool. Hey.
"This thing's cool. Hey."
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No. He said he likes ladies in distress,
"No. He said he likes ladies in distress,"
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Oh! There he is.
"Oh! There he is."
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Help, I'm being mugged! All right! Come on!
"Help, I'm being mugged! All right! Come on!"
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Help! Help! I'm being mugged!
"Help! Help! I'm being mugged!"
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Good luck. See you at the office.
"Good luck. See you at the office."
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Oh, shit!
"Oh, shit!"
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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Miss! Miss!
"Miss! Miss!"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
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My name is Deeds.
"My name is Deeds."
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