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Clips from Night Court - Harry and the Rock Star (S01E01)

"- What are they doing here? - They came here to see you..."
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"...and they think Jennifer may show up here tonight."
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"She will. We're having dinner after court."
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"You're kidding."
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"Can I talk to her, please? Just for a minute?"
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"I've never met anybody famous before..."
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"Yeah, whatever you want. Excuse me. I gotta get ready for court."
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"It was at a fundraiser."
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"He told me this hilarious story about a caucus fight..."
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"...over this land management bureau issue."
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"Wait up. This is gonna kill you."
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"Come in."
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"Well, if it isn't my favorite yellow journalist."
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"What is it? Jennifer Black is it, and you are its current lover."
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"Craven, we met briefly, we had coffee..."
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"...and then I took her back to her hotel."
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"How does she take it?"
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"- I beg your pardon? - Her coffee."
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"My public likes to know that kind of stuff."
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"Your public moves their lips when they read."
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"Your Honor, come on, huh?"
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"I figured you'd give me the inside story because of our close, personal relationship."
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"Craven, our close, personal relationship..."
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"Tick, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"We're ready, Your Honor."
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"Want me to take out the trash while I'm here, Your Honor?"
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"I don't need no stinking sticks."
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"Well."
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"I dig your skull choice."
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"Personally, I was torn between shaving and this."
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"You lost."
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"Hey, man. You know this judge?"
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"Listen, you think you can get me his autograph?"
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"You want the autograph of an arraignment court judge?"
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"Come on, mister."
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"- I'll give you five bucks. - Get lost."
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"All rise."
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"Criminal court, part two, City of New York, is now in session."
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"The honorable Harold T. Stone presiding."
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"Harry!"
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"Thanks, Bull."
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"Now, I know why many of you are here tonight..."
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"First case. Maynard Dressel, second-degree burglary."
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"It's been my experience that acknowledging the unruly..."
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"...only encourages their behavior."
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"I appreciate the advice, but this is my courtroom."
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"And you're gonna do whatever the hell you want."
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"As I was saying, I know that many of you are here..."
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"...because some papers ran a picture of me with Jennifer Black."
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"Harry, I love you!"
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"I love you, Harry, I wanna touch you, I want..."
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"- Will the court officers remove her, please. - Oh, Harry!"
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"This is a courtroom."
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"This is a courtroom."
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"- Not a circus. - Not a..."
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"Circus."
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"Not a circus."
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"Now, come on. Stop that."
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"Now, if there's one more such outburst, I will clear this entire courtroom."
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"Listen, everybody. Jennifer Black's in the building!"
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"Yes, sergeant. Yeah, sergeant. Thank you."
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"The police have cordoned off the building. They're not letting anyone else in."
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"- So how many...? - Got in?"
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"Kind of scary, isn't it?"
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"Your Honor. You know, we can't work like this."
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"- Yeah, I know. - I bet she's a very nice girl."
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"Oh, she's very nice."
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"- But this craziness isn't gonna stop unless... - Last night she said..."
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"Cut her loose."
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"She said my eyes flickered like candles in a pumpkin."
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"Cut her loose tonight."
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"She said I had the subtle sensuality of a caged panther."
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"Harry. Harry, are you all right?"
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"I can't see her anymore."
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"Right."
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"And they called it the birth of the blues."
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"Right."
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"- Hi. - Selma, how's it going out there?"
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"Now I remember why I didn't have children."
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"Yeah, who is it?"
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"Bull."
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"- Peekaboo. - Jennifer. You're early."
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"That's what the problem is."
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"- Thanks, Bull. - "Thanks, Bull. Thanks, Bull.""
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"That's all I ever hear around here."
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"Jennifer Black, may I introduce Liz Williams, legal aid."
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"- Hi. I'm a big fan. - Thank you."
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"And Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney."
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"Hi. I had no idea how beautiful you are."
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"Harry, you've been holding out on us."
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"When I saw you on the tube, in that getup, I didn't see your..."
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"Listen, the "assistant" in front of "district attorney" is not what it sounds like."
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"- Nice meeting you. - Did you really gross $8 million last year?"
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"Jennifer, the gang just wanted to say hi, but now they've gotta be moving along."
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"...intention of buying some of your albums."
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"...an autographed picture for my niece. She thinks you're... I'm lying. It's for me."
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"Same here."
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"If you ever bump into Jerry Vale..."
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"...tell him we're waiting."
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"Well. Alone at last."
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"Not quite."
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"Hey. Hey. Get down from there."
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"You fool, this is the 18th floor. Get down."
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"Get down!"
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"You. On the ledge."
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"This is the police."
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"Move away from the window."
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"Move to your right."
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"A firefighter is there to assist you."
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"Move to your right. Slowly."
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"- Slowly. - Is he all right?"
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"Yeah, they got him. He's fine."
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"Hello, Ms. Black. Hello, Your Honor."
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"- You look a little crazed. - Aren't you?"
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"- About what? - People on the ledges."
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"- Helicopters buzzing you. - The price of fame, Harry."
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"Is it worth it?"
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"Craven, you get your skulking carcass out of here."
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"- Bull. - Oh, please. Not... No Bull. No, please."
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