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Clips from Night Court - Bull's Baby (S01E01)

"If this were a banana, I'd be dead."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What are you doing by that door?"
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"Nothing. L... I'm just looking for a friend. I'm just..."
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"Mr. Boogee."
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"Hi, Mary."
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"Actually, I prefer cloth diapers to the other products if I have the time."
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"Although other mothers may tell you different."
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"Bull, I ran into a friend of yours."
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"Mary."
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"Hi, Bull."
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"How is?"
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"- How is? - Look who's here."
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"He was right. She came back."
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"He believed in her."
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"Till a year ago, he believed in the Easter Bunny."
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"Although I was starting to get a little worried. Well, not real worried, but..."
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"I was wondering if something happened to you."
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"Where do you get lost for six days?"
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"But then after that... I don't know. I just kept going."
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"Running, I guess. I mean..."
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"Sometimes it's tough enough just trying to take care of yourself, much less..."
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"Well, you know."
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"...because I'd left him. And that made it even harder to come back."
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""I'm sorry, Ernie.""
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"I wanted to hug him and just say:"
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""I love you very, very much.""
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"I told him for you."
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"But what happens if he grows up and finds out that l...?"
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"That you got delayed? So what?"
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"We all get delayed sometime."
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"- Don't we, Your Honor? - All the time."
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"Am I going to be arrested?"
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"It's not actually abandonment, since you did leave him..."
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"...in someone's custody, but..."
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"Just like I knew she'd come back."
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"I don't see why not."
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"I wish Ernie had had a father just like you."
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"If you ever start to get lost again..."
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"I will."
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"So long, squirt."
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"Bull."
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"Did he say?"
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
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"Good night, Bull."
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"Take it easy, Bull."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. - Your head! Watch out! You..."
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"I just want to thank you all for being concerned about me."
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"- I really appreciate it. - Hey."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"That is pretty clever."
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"Your Honor, what do you think is going on with him?"
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"Maybe he's sick."
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"I'm a nudist."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Bull, you listen to me..."
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"He's hungry. I gotta go get some food at the corner store."
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"I'll be right back."
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"- No, Bull. I don't think I can. - He's helpless, Your Honor."
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"You attached him to the mattress, Your Honor."
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"Boy, does this bring back memories."
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"Bull's neighbor left her baby with him while she went off to a job interview."
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"- Oh, look at the baby. - How sweet. Is it a him or a her?"
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"I made it myself. Durable, inexpensive, easy to patch."
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"What's the matter with you people?"
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"How could anybody possibly abandon a helpless little guy like this?"
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"Your Honor, I know this woman."
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"I'll make out a court order, and we'll contact the proper authorities."
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"- Who? - His teddy bear."
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"No, nothing happened. I just got a little lost for a while."
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"I really did go for that job interview like I said."
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"I know she will."
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"Can I go now?"
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"I know a couple of shortcuts out of here."
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"His first word, yeah."
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"He looks like he hasn't slept in a month."
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"Bull!"
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"Bull, where did that baby come from?"
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"- Being a mother is not an easy job. - Tell me about it."
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"Maybe he's holding down a second job."
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"Him. Ernie."
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"My, what a proportionate place you have."
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"Come on, everybody. Let's go and let this boy get some sleep."
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"- Oh, Dan, isn't he beautiful? - Yeah, dandy. What's out here?"
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"- Have a seat, everybody. - Thanks."
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"Yes, ma'am. Come in."
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"But Mr. Mary Poppins in there won't believe it."
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"- That was five days ago. - Yeah."
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"Oh, just kidding."
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"I'll be right there. I gotta go home."
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"Commence standing."
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"Yeah. What's the abominable Boy Scout up to now?"
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"Answer him."
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"It's time we discussed the child."
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"If he's going on a trip..."
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"But I wanted to be with him. L... I wanted to say to him:"
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"- You're a judge? - Yeah, I am."
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"Let's go get some coffee. I got to tell you about his toilet seat."
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"- Bull, it's beautiful. - Thank you."
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