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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Jimmy Jab Games (S02E02)

"Hmm, an embarrassing blight growing right under your nose."
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"when we first met."
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"The precinct just needs"
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"updated field kits"
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"to help us combat the problem."
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"This paperwork is a mess."
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"A semicolon that should clearly be a full colon?"
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"Was this prepared by a recent immigrant?"
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"It's just one typo."
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"It's gibberish."
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"Request denied."
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"Wow. You were right."
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"All it took was one mistake."
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"You think that semicolon was a mistake?"
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"and she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole."
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"So you wanted her to say no to us?"
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"that's all the ammunition I need to go over her head."
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"I secretly scheduled us a one-on-one"
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"You wanna hear the funniest thing ever?"
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"Did you check out the department video camera by any chance?"
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"Yeah, I was gonna take it home"
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"I think I might be thinning up there."
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"So I accidentally left a tape in there,"
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"Nothing."
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"Well, if you want that tape back,"
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"I gotta get something in return."
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"Are you blackmailing me?"
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"I don't have any money, Hitchcock."
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"I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills."
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"I just want you to make me cool in everyone's eyes."
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"The Jimmy jabs has claimed its first victims."
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"Also, Detective Scully has withdrawn due to food poisoning,"
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"which I think we all saw coming."
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"the bomb suit foot race."
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"Sure hope I don't sprain my arm during the face,"
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"for Katie on our date."
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"What are you doing, Jake?"
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"Trash talking you,"
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"while simultaneously proving"
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"that I will be respectful of your friend."
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"my flower-buying fingers."
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"I'm gonna go nuts on the daisies."
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"Get set..."
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"Ruffalo!"
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"The next event will be "keep your cover.""
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"Contestants must craft an undercover persona"
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"and talk to as many police officers as you can"
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"Means ya had sex."
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"Yeah! Yah!"
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"I think the belly will draw attention away from my face."
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"Smart. Like one big boob. Mm-hmm."
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"On your mark, get set,"
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"Paul gosselaar!"
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"Please let me have the tape."
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"No dice."
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"I don't know how to make you cool."
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"I'm not even that cool myself."
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"I mean, sure, I have a pizza stone. You have cool friends."
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"Like Jake."
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"I just wanna be part of a conversation"
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"where Jake uses my name and nobody insults me."
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"I only got through two people."
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"No! That's a bad idea!"
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"Oh, my baby! It's on the side!"
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"Oof. I got to six."
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"Dumb baby!"
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"Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! I wanna try."
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"Let me be pregnant."
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"Adorable. Right?"
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"I can't believe I lost again!"
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"I was so psyched up for this. What happened?"
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"Well... maybe being so psyched up is what happened."
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"Like every time we're doing police work,"
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"and take your time,"
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"but every time we do dumb games like this,"
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"you get all frantic and act like a crazy idiot."
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"My advice... next time don't act like a crazy idiot."
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"Thanks. That's surprisingly insightful."
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"Too much? Yeah."
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"talk to women who come in here?"
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"Jimmy jabs."
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"You're out? I'm in the finals?"
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"And all I have to do to get Katie's number"
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"is beat Amy? Oh, that's nothing."
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"Are you sayin' I knocked you up?"
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"You sure did! Jake."
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"Hmm? Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Yeah, sure thing. Hold that."
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"- Sure. - All right, Jake..."
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"You wanna call off the bet?"
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"Seriously? You're gonna back out now"
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"What is this, a riverboat casino"
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"on the river of no rules?"
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"No. I'm giving you a chance to call off the bet"
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"because it's clear you don't actually want Katie's number"
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"because you're still into Amy."
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"fighting for another girl's number."
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"Yeah, we're joking around because we're friends"
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"Then prove it."
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"Beat Amy and don't flirt with her at all."
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"Fine. Easy. But you better tell Katie"
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"to clear her schedule out thursday for a date,"
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"'cause I am working nights until then,"
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"Or this one?"
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"Both are examples of victory dances."
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"No comeback?"
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"After I burned you with those moves?"
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"You must be pretty nervous."
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"Hey, Jake. Hey, Charles."
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"Well, we should go now."
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"What a high!"
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"I did what you wanted. Give me the tape."
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"Oh, no, we're not done yet."
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"Next, I want you to tell everyone"
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"you think I'm handsome."
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"Make it seem natural."
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"You are a monster!"
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"So they're calling the drug "giggle pig"?"
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"Chief fisker."
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"Sergeant Jeffords. Raymond."
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