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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"[ Man ] Okay. Shall we cut?"
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"- [ Beep ] - Punk-ass kids!"
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"♪♪ [ Piano ]"
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"- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Man Speaking Spanish Over P.A. ]"
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"[ Both ] Morning, Gene."
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"Shibby."
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"Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment."
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"And ifyou are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary."
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"So we'll just take the gifts over to the twins' house and get our special treats."
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"Of course!"
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"- Look! It's an elephant! - What?"
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"- Really? - I'm not sure."
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"- Oh, hey. - Mr. Bingleman!"
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"- And then? - Oh, some fortune cookies too."
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"- And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then— - [ Shouting ]"
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"- Hi, Chester. - Hi. [ Giggles ]"
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"Uh... me too."
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"Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing."
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"Now, ifwe had a ridiculous sum of money, where would we go?"
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"Did you ever."
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"What does that mean?"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Last night, I had the two ofyou sneak a suitcase of stolen money out ofthe club."
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"Dude. Dude, dude!"
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"- Sounds like us. How wasted were we last night? - Aw, man."
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"Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but—"
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"- Just don't make a mess. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"- You're tilting. Why are you tilting? - Sorry."
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"I got it! [ Laughs ] I got it!"
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"- Aah! [ Grunts ] - [ Grunts ]"
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"Me? No, I don't see no car."
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"What the—"
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"Hang in there, bro."
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"Actually, those are the real criminals over there."
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"- [ Together ] We found the car! - [ Both Singing ]"
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"Now we get the anniversary gifts, go to the twins' house and get our special treats."
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"So, then, remember, I said, Later, dudes!"
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"someone who respects me as a person."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"we will give you erotic pleasure."
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"Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can see who I'm talking to."
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"[ Gulps ]"
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"Is this... normal?"
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"- But the universe. - [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe."
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"They're totally right."
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"- Do you even remember what kind of gifts we got them? - No."
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"- Is that what that is? - Yeah."
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"- They're totally harmless. - Oh."
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"- Ohh! - Ohh!"
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"♪♪ [ Classical ]"
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"Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?"
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"- Is this where Zoltan hangs out? - No."
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"- [ Alarm Blaring ] - Oh! Oh."
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"We are finally going to fulfill..."
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"One, two, three."
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"Shh, shh."
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"Very slowly, let's turn around, and go back the other way."
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"[ Screeching ]"
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"Well, like, ifthey eat peanuts..."
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"- What worked? - Whatever we did."
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"- Where are we? - You're in the punishment room."
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"I said I am an honorable man."
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"It's been— [ Voice Cracks ] It's been a long strange trip, dude."
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"- [ Electronic Warble ] - Let the pleasure begin."
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"- [ Beeping ] - Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"- What? - They said the proton accelerator..."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must!"
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"- Then we give them their anniversary gifts. - And then?"
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"- We'll apologize for trashing the house. - And then?"
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?"
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"We have something for you too."
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"[ Exhales Deeply ]"
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"- Go ahead and laugh. - [ Laughing ]"
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"♪♪ [ Music Continues ]"
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"- Dude! - Sweet!"
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - I hate that."
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"Look, a unicorn!"
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"Hey, Nelson, let me order."
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"So, it's just the, uh— it's the chicken..."
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"And then?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked."
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"I'll tell you what. You know, we'll keep our eyes out..."
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"- That's us. - Right here."
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"Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now."
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"- All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. - Okay, sure."
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"- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"- [ Chuckles ] - ♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"What?"
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"I've been looking forward to meeting you guys..."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Was there anything in the car when you got it?"
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"Dude, you guys played an amazing round of putt-putt last night."
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"Well, uh, it's simple."
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"Ifwe really did give one ofyou guys a ride last night..."
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"[ Cheering Continues ]"
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"I can do sexy."
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"- Hey, I got it! - You want a piece ofthis?"
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"[ Chuckles ] Whoa! Whoa, whoa."
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"I did it!"
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"Uh, nothing. I was just reading."
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"[ Woman's Voice ] Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?"
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"That was Jesse and Chester."
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"annihilation beam..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hey, who are you gonna believe, us or them?"
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"[ Wilma ] God. So do you, Chester!"
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"We'll go to the twins' house. We'll give them their anniversary gifts."
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"Five hundred dollars?"
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"- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Both ] Sweet."
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"[ Girls Cheering ]"
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"♪♪ [ Alternative ]"
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"Hey, where did the hot chicks go?"
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"- Do you knowJesse and Chester? - Who are you?"
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"- [ Laughs ] - We saved the universe!"
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"- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!"
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