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Clips from Admission (2013)

"I wonder who my birth parents are"
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"Portia the Wise! Nelson told me you were here."
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"Where's the goddamn vet!"
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"Well, I'm going to find my own way out."
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"Shit! This isn't right."
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"This isn't how it looks on the internet!"
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"- OK, bye now. Best of luck with all that. - Come back!"
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"Think how lucky you are not to be on a beef ranch right now."
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"Where is the bull that did this to you?"
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"He's probably out partying with his friends."
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"You are not alone. You are not alone, OK mama?"
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"We're here with you. You can do this."
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"All right, it's coming! Portia, get back here, now!"
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"Horrible."
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"...two, three, pull!"
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"Boundaries!"
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"Why do you have Do Not Disturb signs with you?"
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"...and you're clearly a great, mildly compulsive woman."
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"Take the leap!"
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"My life is fine, thank you very much. It's frigging great."
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"Jeremiah has to get his application in, pronto."
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"Work on his resume."
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"He has got to get going on his essay."
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"You may have built schools in third world countries..."
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"- Neither have you. - I am not trying!"
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"I am an Admissions Officer. I'm just helping you try."
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"There's nothing improper going on here."
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"Well I'm going to remain in the shower stall for approximately thirty seconds."
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"Send me his transcripts."
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"Nelson, take a corner kick."
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"Horseshit. Put your heart into it-."
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"This is, without a doubt, the worst transcript I have ever seen."
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"Ds and Fs in ninth, tenth and eleventh grade?"
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"What the hell were you thinking?"
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"Did you read the rest of it?"
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"Quit half-assing it!"
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"An right."
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"Jeremiah got the top score on eight Advanced Placement tests..."
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"And his SATs are almost perfect."
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"- God, did he... - Cheat? No."
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"I insisted he take those tests."
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"He's the most brilliant student I've come across."
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"- Really? - Switch!"
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"Those kids are so burnt out already all they want to do is get stoned..."
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"and play frisbee for the rest of their lives."
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"Princeton would be damn lucky to have Jeremiah."
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"- Very funny. - Look, he wants this."
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"Look, I can't do anything that could get me into trouble."
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"But since you're new to the process, as a professional courtesy, I can..."
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"...send you books, resources, everything that one might need. OK?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I put my heart into it- Football."
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"I'll give you ten bucks if you can do it again."
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"They grow up so damn fast, don't they?"
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"Right? Exactly."
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"Admission Matters"
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"OK, OK, I heard you."
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"Get your hands off my baby!"
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"- What the hell. - I'm helping you."
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"Come on, come on. Right now!"
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"I'm not a creep."
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"Balakian, Jeremiah"
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"I realized my teachers were not going to be able to teach me."
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"That I was supposed to be the son that my parents tried so hard to have on their own."
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"I think my voracious reading came from a deep longing for something that was missing."
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"I was searching for someone."
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"For my story."
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"I knew you were taking this all rather hard..."
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"but I thought by now you'd be back on your feet."
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"It kills me."
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"- You think- - I know it seems impossible, but you will."
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"- No, this has nothing to do with- - It's OK, it's OK. I understand."
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"No really."
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"Il Forno is one of my favorite restaurants loo."
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"Oh good."
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"Then I think there was an evaluation card that was placed on the wrong file."
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"Jeremiah Balakian."
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"- Balakian. - Balakian."
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"I think-."
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"You didn't mean to put High Consider, did you?"
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"Let me see-."
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"No, that's right."
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"But did you notice that he also got 5s on all eight AP exams..."
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"...without ever taking any AP courses?"
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"Yes. I'm going to investigate that. That's impossible."
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"If the child in question is a unique, special child."
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"He's a great kid."
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"I forgot you're in a very fragile stale."
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"Maybe you'd like to step outside and see how fragile I am."
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"Just a little levity to enhance the teamwork."
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"Thank you for your thoughts, Corrine."
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"He is never getting in. Never."
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"There's something great I want to show you."
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"You know what? It's better if you see it for yourself."
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"Is she coming to my party?"
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"Why do you like her so much?"
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"I don't know. She's weird."
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"- She is indeed. - Doesn't matter anyway, right?"
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"What if I don't?"
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"What if I don't have an aptitude for languages?"
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"What if I'm not a genius like Jeremiah?"
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"I don't want you to be a genius. I'm not a genius."
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"- Whatever. - En Español."
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"Not to mention Pinter, Janet."
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"- Portia Nathan. - Yes, the sad lady."
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"The sad lady? That's not really how I think of myself."
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"How is your mother?"
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"...who's shown a strong interest in literature and philosophy-"
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"Why would I want to speak with a high school student?"
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"Of course, perhaps we could make some sort of arrangement..."
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"I can't believe you're pimping me."
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"And I need him to meet this applicant."
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"Besides, when was the last time you went to a party?"
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"Hey Nelson, happy birthday!"
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"So this is your parents' place?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"You're not packing heat by any chance, are you?"
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"No, no, we're all friendlies."
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"So, what is this?"
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"That is a fossil from the Jurassic era."
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