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Clips from Admission (2013)

"Mom, you look..."
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"bigger."
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"These? Fake."
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"Fake? You mean you had a boob job?"
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"No, I had a mastectomy."
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"These are prosthetic."
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"I'd like to see what that's like..."
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"...and I'll tell you, they get so in the way, it's unbelievable."
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"I'm thinking of trading them in for a mid-size."
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"When? When did you have a mastectomy?"
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"I don't know. Five weeks ago or so."
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"Who keeps track?"
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"They found a lump. It was aggressive."
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"Hadn't spread yet."
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"I'm aggressive too, so I said what the hell, why push my luck?"
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"Take them both."
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"You know, I'm thinking you should..."
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"I think this could help us avoid..."
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"but there's not much for supper unless you want to go pick some kale."
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"Oh baby."
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"Look, I wanted to see if you wanted to maybe get a drink or a bite to eat or something?"
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"- I can swing by and pick you up. - I guess I could eat."
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"...which, hello, it's not about you."
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"As far as I can tell, parents exist just to drive their kids insane."
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"Of course, what the hell do I know, really?"
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"Why, were you raised by wolves?"
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"Wolf. Singular."
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"I love that question."
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"Why would you?"
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"So... Uganda."
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"I was working there and Nelson's mom was a friend."
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"And she died in a car crash."
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"So you adopted him."
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"Seemed like the only thing to do."
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"All my friends thought for sure that I'd bail."
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"That I was not ready to be a father, but..."
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"- ...screw that. - Right. Screw that."
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"Nelson loves traveling. He loves it."
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"We built a water purification system in Myanmar."
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"I'm sorry, so you're just this single dad..."
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"...traveling the world with his kid, doing good?"
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"'Single dad, traveling the world with his kid, doing good"
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"You can borrow it some day if you like."
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"I'm not sure people would believe it on me."
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"...adopting a kid."
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"Princeton wants to buy me a chicken sandwich."
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"Portia, there's something I want to ask you..."
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"...and I know this is all a bit abrupt."
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"One more what?"
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"One more person."
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"Oh John, that's so sweet."
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"But you seem like a great guy too."
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"And you can handle an axe..."
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"...and you know, you have a very nice nose and your..."
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"happy-"
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"Wow, happy is one of those words that if you say it..."
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"Fork. Fork. Fork. Fork."
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"It's not...Portia, what I mean-"
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"OK. I'm sorry."
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"I was going for the cheek."
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"Yeah! That's OK."
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"OK, well, nice catching up..."
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"...and best of luck with the application process."
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"I have your card."
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"That's great. Then you have my card-"
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"Sorry, it was there, you know? You just..."
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"What are you going to do?"
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"- Look, the reason that I'm - - You look!"
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"...and I've had a really long day..."
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"Portia, look, I asked you here for a reason."
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"Please communicate with my associate Ben in the future."
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"Portia, wait! Wait, it's just..."
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"I think maybe Jeremiah's your son."
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"Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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"All right. Let me rewind."
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"I don't know what you're talking about and you need to leave."
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"- Jesus! - She said leave her alone!"
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"You don't have shit under control. You never have."
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"Screw you, mom. I do so have my life under control!"
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"You could have been somebody, goddamn it!"
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"You could have been a trailblazer!"
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"Holed up here like some crazy old witch?"
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"You know what? I'm just going to get into my car, very slowly..."
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"...and let you two chat."
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"- Portia, I'll call you. - Please don't-."
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"- You all right? - Fine."
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"Watch where you're waving that thing."
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"Your breasts are sliding off."
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"Hi everyone."
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"There she is."
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"I'm trying!"
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"It's just so beans and vinaigrette."
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"- So simple, but it just works. - Yeah, beans."
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"...or your recent conversion to Buddhism."
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"Gray matter, that's what counts."
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"...us, this life, it's everything I've always wanted."
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"Could you put the salad on?"
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"Oh god, I hate these lunches too."
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"No, this. Us."
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"Portia, I'm having twins."
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"Twins, I'm having twins."
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"You're talking like a crazy person."
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"I'm sorry, you had sex with that woman?"
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"You had unprotected sex with that vile Virginia Woolf scholar?"
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"There's no need to make a scene. I'm sorry."
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"You're loyal and a good companion..."
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"No, you have to slay. We have guests."
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"And, we are a family...unit."
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"- Neither did you! - No, that's true. I really don't."
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"I can't stand babies. They're repulsive."
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"Mark had an emergency. A student was..."
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"...having a breakdown about Robert Frost."
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"Two roads diverging in a wood and which to lake."
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"Mark loves breasts. The more the merrier."
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"Who likes assholes? I guess that's me."
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"No Gertrude Stein."
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"I'll have a breast, please."
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"Oh god."
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"Excuse me."
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"This is your mother?"
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