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Clips from Admission (2013)

"Can you get these cows out of the way?"
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"I've got to get up very early, and then hit a few schools and race back..."
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"Did you just say if you were me you would kill yourself?"
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"Portia, don't' exaggerate."
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"I'm working on my bike."
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"And did you know that women are the only exploited group in history..."
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"Hey pups!"
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"Whoa, you're so skinny."
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"They're not skinny, they're lean."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
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"Now."
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"I cabbed it. I'm OK."
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"...start calling me Susannah."
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"...all this mother-daughter role playing crap that you can't seem to shake."
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"I'm remodeling your old room."
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"That's good. I'm going to make a tea kettle."
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"Hi."
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"is the final referendum on their parenting skills..."
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"And you never wanted kids?"
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"It seemed unfair to subject anyone to the miserable experience I had."
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"Why not?"
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"Because I was raised by sheep."
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"We've lived in Indonesia."
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"It's getting late."
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"Oh no, I can't do that, actually. I can't accept gifts."
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"Do you think you have room for one more in your life?"
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"...face, but I have a long-term boyfriend."
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"We're so..."
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"...a lot, it loses its meaning. Like fork."
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"Happy- Happy- Happy- Happy"
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"- I gave you my card? - Yeah."
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"I think..."
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"I think maybe he's your son."
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"What the hell! Mom, put the gun down!"
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"I have got this under control. Go inside!"
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"Well you're not very good at returning e-mails."
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"Just back from a boring recruitment trip. Uneventful."
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"So, have you found the finest young minds in the nation for us?"
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"Course she has, she's our golden retriever."
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"Oh, hello Helen. So glad you could make it after all-."
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"I'll never really understand your admissions system in America."
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"Because we just do tests."
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"You know, we don't really care about your childhood..."
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"Thank you so much."
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"I just... I want you to know that this..."
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"Is that Helen? That's weird."
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"- What are you talking about? - Twins."
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"Helen is having twins. My twins. I'm leaving you."
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"A bit."
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"You don't deserve this, you don't."
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"- Slop it with the dog stuff! - What?"
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"I have to go. Now."
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"ADMISSION"
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"...an entire nation's application panic."
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"To endure the frustration and anger of all the so-called millennial parents,"
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"who just realized..."
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"OK, I'm your tour guide."
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"There's no point in trying to impress me."
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"I have absolutely no power over your fate here."
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"The people with the power are right in there."
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"The Admissions officers."
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"And no, that sign is not an omen."
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"We had twenty six thousand,"
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"two hundred and forty one applications last year."
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"are attending school here."
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"No worries, Mrs..."
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"...Lafont."
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"Welcome to Princeton."
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"So what's the secret to getting in?"
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"The secret."
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"Just be yourself."
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"- James? - Ok, let's go see Princeton."
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"We're going to play a fun game."
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"It's called spot the Nobel Prize winner."
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"Well, there is."
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"But I can't tell you. Not yet."
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"What I can tell you is everyone thinks we're sadists."
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"That we like saying no. This is not true."
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"- No. - Portia."
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"No no no."
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"Yes, I know. As are you on mine."
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"We are in this job for one reason."
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"- Hello? - Is this Portia Nathan?"
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"Yes."
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"Wow, I didn't think I'd get you. It's John Pressman..."
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"Yeah, I sent you a few e-mails and left a couple messages."
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"Listen, thank you for calling."
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"Can you please e-mail me your information and I will call you back?"
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"People, everyone, please."
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"I have a couple of announcements."
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"I'd like for you to visit our campus."
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"Our kids would gain a lot from it and I think you would too."
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"Bye. Thank you for calling."
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"So we're breaking records in application numbers, naturally..."
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"Princeton has just fallen to number two."
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"...because I want to go out on top."
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"I've decided to retire."
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"And I've added five full days to the San Francisco Bay Area and Northern California."
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"And I've added a number of new schools."
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"In fact, I was just talking to the co-founder of Quest..."
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"As a mother myself, I know the importance of teamwork."
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"Good."
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"Because you two are my superstars..."
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"...and nothing would make me happier than if one of you..."
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"...were to have this office next year-."
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"OK."
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"...of science, and my desire to give back to my community."
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"Yes, but you didn't challenge yourself academically."
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"UNLIKELY"
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"Since 1841, every male in my family has attended the place."
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"Student Body President."
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"And gymnastics national champion."
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"Educated family. Privileged upbringing."
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"2400 on the SAT. 4.5 GPA."
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"And my poetry, written in my mother's psych ward..."
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"...will be published by Knopf. And my father is Cuban."
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"- Can I get some advice? - No."
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"Applicalus interruptus. You know the rule."
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"Never start a folder if you can't finish it."
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"This kid from Alaska, Aput Kunayak."
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