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Clips from Tommy Boy (1995)

"These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life."
Tommy Boy (1995)
"Man! Did I get dooshed with mud!"
Tommy Boy (1995)
"Oh, man, that's cold!"
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"I'm a maniac. Maniac..."
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"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
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"Why?"
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"- That was from Star Wars". - I know."
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"R.T. I think I figured out the problem."
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"but you've got it marked down for two."
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"That's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia, not Columbus, Ohio."
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"You see these letters by the city? That's called a state."
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"- What else you got, Wonder Boy? - That's pretty much it for now."
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"Tommy Callahan?"
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"Michelle Brock. Chaparrall High. Remember?"
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"Yeah, I remember! I sat next to you in History."
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"All the shipping orders go through me,"
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"which means I spend about half of my pathetically anal life in here."
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"Hey, remember your brother, Duane? Whatever happened to him?"
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"He's a cop. He had to get a real job when my parents"
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"moved to Cuyahoga Falls."
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"I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem."
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"I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time"
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"- Man, I bet half the town's here. - Yeah..."
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"- You look great dad. - You look good too, Tommy Boy."
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"Listen, this marriage thing, I know it's a big step... but you know..."
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"Ever since your mom died..."
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"You know... it's something..."
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"I just want you to be happy."
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"Yeah, I know you do. And I am, kid!"
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"I am, Tommy boy."
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"- They're ready for you sir. - Good. We're ready too."
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"- How do we look? - Chubby?"
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"And so these vows are held sacred from"
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"who finds a reason these two should not be wed,"
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"You kiddin'? Go get her, Tom!"
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"Say something for the bride and groom!"
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"Fair enough, Doug. 'Course I can get a hell of a good look at a t-bone steak"
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"but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
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"Bull's ass, that's great."
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"And you guarantee everything you sell?"
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"Good man!"
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"Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got a edit button on that thing?"
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"All right, all right, hold it a second folks!"
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"Wait a minute... Yeah, yeah, workin'."
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"Listen, I wanna thank you all for coming today"
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"to welcome two new Callahans to the family."
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"First rocker, take it, Tommy boy!"
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"That's right, Tommy boy!"
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"Somebody call 911!"
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"There's not much more we can say, really."
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"and marching over us."
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"I'm gonna really miss him."
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"- Your father was a great guy. - Yeah."
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"Can't believe you wanted to. Although it's pretty fun."
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"You need wind... cause it, uh-"
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"- Helps push the sail. - Yeah."
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"- Man, do I sound like an idiot? - No."
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"Sorry about this wind. I can't believe there isn't any wind out here."
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"Yeah, need a little wind here!"
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"No. You need to drop a couple 100 pounds, blimp!"
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"So, we'll see what happens tomorrow."
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"Geez! You were saying?"
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"Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?"
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"You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up,"
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"cause I'll come over there and shove an oar up your ass!"
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"You were saying about the uh..."
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"Hey lady, look out! There's a fat whale on your boat!"
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"Yeah. Free Willy!"
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"Listen up you little spazoids, I know where you live and"
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"I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy"
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"that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!"
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"I was just kidding. I've no idea where they live."
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"That was awesome!"
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"Zalinsky Industries has an offer on the table to buy us out."
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"But as you realize "Callahan" has been family owned"
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"And I'll be damned if that's gonna change on my watch."
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"It seems vulgar to think about money at a time like this."
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"I don't wanna hear the word "sell" again."
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"But Ron, we do need that loan to keep us afloat"
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"I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it. Tom got in way over his head when he"
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"Now, let's face it, when big Tom died, "Callahan Auto" may have died with him."
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"And that's when the whores come in."
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"Excuse me, what was that?"
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"Men laying their trick-money down. 20 dollars to pay the rent?"
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"Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore."
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"Frank, I really don't think we have any choice."
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"I give you everything I've got: my house, the stock."
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"If I give you that stuff, it's collateral, then would you give us that loan?"
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"Yes, I suppose so."
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"Right. If it'll help get the brake pads going."
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"My dad said the new pads were the future of "Callahan"."
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"But who's going to sell them?"
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"I will."
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"For Christ's sake, once during the war I visited a prostitute,"
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"and my life has been a living hell ever since."
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"Hold on a minute! Do we really wanna put the future of the company in Tommy's hands?"
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"We're running low on options here, Ted."
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"but I feel I gotta do something."
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"You're right. I don't know much about this stuff, but he does."
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"Oh, no!"
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"That's right. Richard knows more about brake pads than anyone in here."
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"And since you were my dad's right-hand man,"
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"I see you have the rest of the year pretty much wide open."
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"Time out! Bad idea."
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"I don't think anyone could help Baby Huey out there on the road."
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"What did I say about eating in the car, anyways?"
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"Hey, Tommy, this is not a vacation for me. And I'm here against my will,"
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"so the least you can do is pretend to work."
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"Ok? Now let's review!"
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"Personal, commercial and... agricultural."
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"And what is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?"
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"- One and a... - Half per cent!"
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"I knew that! Why can't I remember it?"
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"Let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain."
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"How much do you use? 1,5%."
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"I gotta do this! This's got to be the one!"
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"- Are you ready? - Yeah. Sorry, I'm ready."
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"- Hey, does this suit make me look fat? - No, your face does."
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"Okay, let's check you out! All right."
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"- That's a clip-on. - Are you sure?"
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