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Clips from Cabin Boy (1994)

""Oh, no, Daddy, I wants to be a sailor.""
Cabin Boy (1994)
"And the net's torn to pieces."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- I don't know. I'm not very, bright, remember? - Just do it!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Get outta my sight before you join him!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What, I..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"and I wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah, well, I ain't crazy about sittin' on a boat till she sinks and we wind up flounder shit."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Look at this."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah, pick berries."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Cork it! From here on out, since we're one hand short,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"We're in deep shit, Greybar. What the hell are we gonna do?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Come on, you're doing very well."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"And I want you to think of his fat, pimpled ass every time you slip into his boots!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oddly enough, it kind of tastes like marzipan. Huh, go figure."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Send us a postcard, Daisy. - Bon voyages."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Water, boom-boom."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Boring. What's another word for it?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I hate it. I hate it. I hate it."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Let's get something to eat. Come on."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah, let's have our good friend. We'll have our..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"But it don't taste pretty."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Thirsty."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- I'm done. - Hi."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"And exactly, how much rope are you gonna let out, about ten feet or so?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Very, kind of you, Kenny. - Well, keep up the good work."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"He's going down into the water."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Now, I know what you're thinkin'."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Has it been a week already?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, he'll die in a few hours."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Big Teddy, thank you. A welcome home sandwich."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Okay, it's official. Nathanial Mayweather has lost his mind."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Who the hell is Chocki? - Half-man, half-shark."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"One of the Vikings was spared a grisly death by a shark who fell in love with him."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"This, uh, thing you're talkin' about."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"There's gotta be some kind of a chromosomal damage with a matchup like that."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, Lord, spare me another one of these insanities."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Ooh, 'cause it's wacky."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I thought mealtime could use a little sprucing up around here."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You sure got a lot of energy for someone who's half-dead from exposure."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Get out of my face, you half-assed Edgar Bergen."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Sharkman?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"When I go ashore and get my pay"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"All with the same goal in life: Catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk and get laid."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- and that could be trouble. - Well, why's he so flighty?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I don't know, Cappy."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Every, instinct in my lower half tells me the Holy Father has preordained our meeting."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"And I was halfway there until you blew the whole thing!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Miss, excuse me? Geez."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Where in the hell did you come from, missy?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, so we're gonna drop her off in Maryland? What the hell is this, a crosstown bus?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I know that salty sea talk is a big part of being a fisherman, but Trina is our guest."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hopeless. Absolutely, utterly goddamned hopeless. I don't know why we keep trying."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Now, he'll have some company on that island."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Wait a second. Maybe there's a way out of this."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Funny you should mention screwups,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"but you don't have to treat him like an animal."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Staring off into the night sky."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Stars. - Whatever."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"but I am developing deep, deep feelings for you..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I must also tell you that these feelings are not just of the zipper variety."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Kiddo, you are "A" number one in my book, you know that? You are top dollar."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Did I mention I have an incredible crush on you?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Uh, could somebody please turn up the heat?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Good morning, Paps."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Six. - Six."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Shake your butt outta bed, Thumbelina, we got a lot of work to do!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Sir, it is very, bad manners to pay a visit without a formal invitation."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, now I get it! Sorry!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I don't know exactly what this means, but a giant iceberg just winked at me."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"you go stand in the bow and let us know when we're coming' close to ice."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Poked to death by a giant human iceberg!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Sorry, we're all outta decaf!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Gives me the double-dark willies just eye-ballin' it."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I, I gotta make a phone call!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- All right, already! you're givin' me the creeps!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What the hell ya doin'?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"What? Get outta here!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Ah, it looks like somethin' you'd dream about after a quart of Jack Daniels..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Uh, we made it! Uh, thank you! Thank you!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hello."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"That's how I got my last four wives."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"who's helped many a green, young cabin boy come of age..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"In other words, she'll clean your pipes six ways to Sunday."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Well, the downside is, she isn't real easy to get to. She lives in a cave up on a cliff."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Wait a sec. Come to think of it,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Thank you, fellow crewmates, I'm off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I don't care. I'll do whatever it takes to win over Trina."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Who are you? - I'm, uh, young Nathanial,"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Good luck, Nathanial. Be brave."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. Hit me."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- Yeah. - Not nearly as idiotic."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I only pray that I'm not thrown off by your lack of four additional arms."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"- One down, five to go. This could take all night. - When you put it all..."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"These pipes... are clean."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Well, don't be discouraged, dear."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Who am I kidding?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Stop talking like that."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"There was a fisherman here, wasn't there?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Damn it, woman! You promised me when we were married, you'd quit helping lonely sailors."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Bring back bread."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hey, where the hell are they going?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Nathanial, no man's ever talked to me like that without eating my knuckles."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Oh, geez! Okay, okay, keep it in your pants for five seconds, will ya, honey?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"I've become one of them. We've bonded."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"We gotta head him off before he gets his grubby hands on The Filthy Whore! Move!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Hurry, Trina! Faster, faster!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Why? They left us here to rot. I hope he kills 'em all."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Now what should I do?"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"But I'd be happy to take you up on a leg waxing."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yeah, look the other way. This is gonna be gruesome."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"equals one complete gentleman."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Big dummy. Yeah!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"That was the most courageous and bizarre thing I've ever seen."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Must come... down!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Yes!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Way to go, kid!"
Cabin Boy (1994)
"Not bad for a Jonah."
Cabin Boy (1994)
"You're the best cabin boy ever, you little monkey!"
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